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Post by busabus114 on Aug 3, 2012 6:44:00 GMT -6
So my youth is officially over...I am 30 years old today and just had a couple of questions about whats going to happen to me now that I'm old.
As far as my junk....does it just fall off and/or stop working all together? Or will it still work but just at a lesser capacity? This is obviously my biggest concern
Will I automatically start going to bed at 9 pm?
Should I start drinking brandy out of snifter?
At what point do I start shrinking? I'm 6 feet now...will I be 5'10 by the end of the year?
Should I up my bran and fiber intake?
I'm a little nervous that I dont know how to handle being old so any advice would be appreciated.
Thanks
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Post by Ginger on Aug 3, 2012 6:56:02 GMT -6
Your nuts or you're nuts. I don't know about either except that thirty isn't old. You'll realize that when you're 40. At least a man can still be relevant when their 40. Woman...not so much. Look at it this way, you no longer have to worry about dying in your twenties!
I received this from my daughter this morning and I'll share with you.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2012 7:15:14 GMT -6
Shit bus, happy birfday you old bastard!
You should live full speed ahead until your doc tells you to slow down, which will occur somewhere in your late 40s.
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Post by thefuckingboss on Aug 3, 2012 9:34:37 GMT -6
I am 33 and I have to say that after an insane decade of my 20's in which I lived basically every dream I could have ever had, short of playing in a MLB game, I had serious issues with turning 30.
Here is what I can tell you. 30's is fucking aces. Old enough to be viewed as knowledgable and respected, young enough to still look alright, fuck alright and if you want to get hammered still, you're not considered an alcoholic yet.
YAY 30's!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2012 11:09:53 GMT -6
You pussy-ass young punks. I've dribbled more beer down my chin that you fairies will drink in your lifetimes.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 3, 2012 11:25:19 GMT -6
You pussy-ass young punks. I've dribbled more beer down my chin that you fairies will drink in your lifetimes. Not true. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2012 11:57:42 GMT -6
You pussy-ass young punks. I've dribbled more beer down my chin that you fairies will drink in your lifetimes. Not true. Sadly for my liver, it prolly is. No0b.   |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 3, 2012 12:07:08 GMT -6
Hey dickhole, beer spilled down your chin doesn't affect your liver unless it soaks into your bloodstream through your belly button.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2012 12:16:29 GMT -6
Oh look, it's Literal Louie. Hiya, Louie.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 3, 2012 12:21:30 GMT -6
Look fuckstick, I know you have motor skills issues caused by the rampant inbreeding and other environmental factors present in DownSyndome Grove, Illinois a few decades ago. Thus, it is reasonable to conclude that when you "drink" a beer more ends up on your belly than going down your gullet.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 3, 2012 13:26:17 GMT -6
Sadly for my liver, it prolly is. No0b. NUH UH, I'M MORE OF AN ALCOHOLIC THAN YOU!!!  |
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 3, 2012 14:09:30 GMT -6
One day... Not saying it will be soon, but you will be sitting down to take a glorious shit, and you will feel the refreshing blast of cold water on your nutsack. It will happen, and I'm only 35.
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Post by The Resistance on Aug 3, 2012 14:24:29 GMT -6
Hey Chuck you old fuck. When are you going to go John Wayne and say well if you don't respect your elders you may as well respect your betters.
How's that AARP treating you?
Bus, when you get to Chuck's age you can play the forward tee's.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2012 15:02:30 GMT -6
Look fuckstick, I know you have motor skills issues caused by the rampant inbreeding and other environmental factors present in DownSyndome Grove, Illinois a few decades ago. Thus, it is reasonable to conclude that when you "drink" a beer more ends up on your belly than going down your gullet.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2012 15:03:47 GMT -6
Hey Chuck you old fuck. When are you going to go John Wayne and say well if you don't respect your elders you may as well respect your betters. How's that AARP treating you? Bus, when you get to Chuck's age you can play the forward tee's. You ain't even got the scrote to say "fuck it all, I'm heading to Chicago to party with derelict Wastelanders on Sep 1", so zip it.  |
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Post by twine on Aug 3, 2012 15:30:32 GMT -6
I turned 32 not long ago and I have had a sore shoulder lately. Aside from that nothing has changed much. I guess hangovers hurt more than they used to.
I wake up around 7 o'clock too. Go to bed around 10:30.
I actually enjoy getting older because I feel like less of a dumbfuck as time goes on.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Aug 3, 2012 19:48:32 GMT -6
Jesus Fucking Christ are you people young.
Have you girls have your period yet? Jesus.
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Post by NotMyKid on Aug 6, 2012 8:05:08 GMT -6
I'm 37 and can't remember the last time I went to bed before 11. and I get up every morning at about 6:30/7 (fucking kids)
Getting old is all a state of mind although you really will be that creepy old dude if you try and hit on college chicks but other than that it's not bad.
Plus if you aren't married you are getting around that age where there will be a ton of women that married too young to douche bags and finally realized they would be better off getting a divorce. I have a couple of friends that said there is nothing better in the sack than a divorcee in her 30's.
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Post by Plez Azkins on Aug 8, 2012 19:24:33 GMT -6
I turn 40 in November. The last decade was by far the best. Make some scratch and do some fun shit while you can.
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Post by Master Blaster on Aug 8, 2012 21:02:55 GMT -6
Don't sweat a number.
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Post by 101 on Aug 9, 2012 9:52:18 GMT -6
You're only as old as you think you are, or as old as you act. Perhaps some creaking in your joints, but no, your junk will not fall off.
Age is just a number...
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Post by twine on Aug 9, 2012 9:55:26 GMT -6
I'm sure you will still be doing this for years to come:  |
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Post by The Bluzmn on Aug 10, 2012 16:23:37 GMT -6
Just keep going hard, kids. I know now that there are after-market replacement parts if you wear something out.
My goal is to live to be 100 and get shot by a jealous husband.
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Post by NotMyKid on Aug 13, 2012 9:32:19 GMT -6
I know now that there are after-market replacement parts if you wear something out. For now...................... |
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