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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 23, 2013 21:39:32 GMT -6
Sooooo Mrs Duff is officially knocked up. It's been two years coming so its welcome. Aaaaaanywho, I went to her first obgyn apt today and actually sat in the room. The doc is a moderately attractive female. She does the pelvic thing and honestly I was a bit uncomfortable. I obeyed the wizard and didn't look behind the curtain. Then just before they put up the sheet the doc asked how long Vince her last bewb exam. Turns out it had been 9 mos and w cancer in her family history the lady doctor gave her a bewb exam on the table. Shockingly watching another woman grope my wifes ample preggo tits excited me, to the point if not for a quick reaction my khakis wouldn't have contained it.
Soooo my question is, how can I tactfully mention to my preggo wife I enjoyed watching another attractivish woman rub her tits? I'd like to see of she's open to it.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jan 25, 2013 18:33:08 GMT -6
First advice is to post this shit on the right forum, jackass. As to your question, why even bother? Unless you think you can score a 3some, just keep it to yourself for your tuggin' sessions.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 10, 2013 22:54:51 GMT -6
I think you meant to post this on the HN off topic. It's kind of slow over there.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 10, 2013 22:55:29 GMT -6
Oh...congrats by the way...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2013 4:35:16 GMT -6
Duff, for fuck's sake, you know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen.
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Jun 12, 2013 7:53:38 GMT -6
Your baby gets to suck on those byewbs.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 12, 2013 8:17:38 GMT -6
BEWARE TEH PREGNANCY BRANE!!!
For one, there is no tactful way to broach this question, and two, if you try, it may cause a 5 hour hormone fueled crying outburst about how she can't trust you as a father if you look at other wimminz.
Tread very, very, very carefully mah friend...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2013 8:40:03 GMT -6
Ghosto, pls note date stamp of OP. I believe Mrs. Duff's condition ended up changing, unfortunately.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 12, 2013 8:43:57 GMT -6
Jesus....awkward....
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Tits or GTFO: GTFO
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Post by Other on Jun 12, 2013 9:05:14 GMT -6
Stan,
I say this with complete and utter sincerity - you should immeadiately tell her about this fantasy of yours and that you want to have a three way with her and another person, preferably her sister. You must do this right away, don't think about it just do it. Also tell her in the morning I gather that pregnant women are really excited about life and open to new things in the AM.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 12, 2013 9:59:11 GMT -6
Duff, for fuck's sake, you know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen. No shit and we know she has a profile pic out there from her practice you don't even need to post the picture just give us the link to the clinic's website and we can play the game "Which MD felt up Duff's wife?"
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Post by #70 on Jun 12, 2013 11:17:01 GMT -6
Sad face.
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Jun 12, 2013 12:19:35 GMT -6
Ghosto, pls note date stamp of OP. I believe Mrs. Duff's condition ended up changing, unfortunately. Dang, did not know.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 12, 2013 12:27:07 GMT -6
Ghosto, pls note date stamp of OP. I believe Mrs. Duff's condition ended up changing, unfortunately. Negatory dick weed. She miscarried the firsr one, this one is 30 weeks along. But thanks for bringing up good memories brah.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 12, 2013 12:44:19 GMT -6
This is one fucking uncomfortable thread.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 12, 2013 12:54:26 GMT -6
So.... how ya liking the pregnancy pussy? And keep in mind, that she'll forget that she banged you 20 minutes earlier so you can bang her again... You have to show your child who is dominant in the house, so I'd also suggest a little anal.
Also, she will shit herself during labor. so stop eating her pussy after she has the kid...
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Post by Ginger on Jun 12, 2013 13:21:20 GMT -6
Ghosto, pls note date stamp of OP. I believe Mrs. Duff's condition ended up changing, unfortunately. Negatory dick weed. She miscarried the firsr one, this one is 30 weeks along. But thanks for bringing up good memories brah. Whew...I thought everything was okay. August, right? Try to swing Aug 3rd for me and the bus.
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Post by Ginger on Jun 12, 2013 13:22:39 GMT -6
So.... how ya liking the pregnancy pussy? And keep in mind, that she'll forget that she banged you 20 minutes earlier so you can bang her again... You have to show your child who is dominant in the house, so I'd also suggest a little anal. Also, she will shit herself during labor. so stop eating her pussy after she has the kid... Sometimes......you're to much. Your wife would permanently cut you off if she knew the shit you say.
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Post by Incogayno. on Jun 12, 2013 13:33:03 GMT -6
So.... how ya liking the pregnancy pussy? And keep in mind, that she'll forget that she banged you 20 minutes earlier so you can bang her again... You have to show your child who is dominant in the house, so I'd also suggest a little anal. Also, she will shit herself during labor. so stop eating her pussy after she has the kid... Sometimes......you're to much. Your wife would permanently cut you off if she knew the shit you say. Or be turned on.
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Jun 12, 2013 13:47:54 GMT -6
Talk about a mindfuck of a thread.
OK, we are back to square one on this shit.
Hey Duff - Your baby gets to suck on those byewbs.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2013 14:21:37 GMT -6
Ghosto, pls note date stamp of OP. I believe Mrs. Duff's condition ended up changing, unfortunately. Negatory dick weed. She miscarried the firsr one, this one is 30 weeks along. But thanks for bringing up good memories brah. Dude, UPDATE MOAR FREQUENTLY please. Sheesh. I was trying to have your back, and it ends up with you taking a dump on me over good intentions. Fuckhead.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 12, 2013 15:39:24 GMT -6
Negatory dick weed. She miscarried the firsr one, this one is 30 weeks along. But thanks for bringing up good memories brah. Dude, UPDATE MOAR FREQUENTLY please. Sheesh. I was trying to have your back, and it ends up with you taking a dump on me over good intentions. Fuckhead. You did the right thing Erk.
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Post by busabus114 on Jun 12, 2013 16:21:05 GMT -6
Hard to follow when Scooter and Stan have the same avatars
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2013 16:41:13 GMT -6
Dude, UPDATE MOAR FREQUENTLY please. Sheesh. I was trying to have your back, and it ends up with you taking a dump on me over good intentions. Fuckhead. You did the right thing Erk. I no! Exspecially since I met DuffStar2 and Mrs. Dr. Duffette last October and they were liekable folk and even though I'm a little bit fatter than Duff I thought we were sorta palz. Duff's bro-in-law is Jermaine from Teh Conchords. you would shit if you saw the dude - the resemblence is uncanny
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2013 16:42:07 GMT -6
Hard to follow when Scooter and Stan have the same avatars yeh, they should both change to le Brasky avatar, which it totes choice and kewl
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