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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 17, 2014 11:56:21 GMT -6
I didn't drink until I was 22. Recognize bish. Also, you clearly don't have any good stories, or else you'd bring them. Can you at least tell me the fun you and your boys had programming text based fantasy adventure games on the Commodore 64 in the Burge basement? LOL what an enormous doosh you must be LOL WUT? |
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 17, 2014 15:08:27 GMT -6
Once in July I wuz at the liner on flip night. I hated the liner but everyone from work wuz there and it wuz also 80's night so it wuz tolerable. Anywho we got the bright idea to order eleventy pictures of beer and flip for it all. Our plan wuz my buddy wood yell heads and I wood yell tails at the same time so we wood be sure to win the flip. Well we wuz already drunken so we bof yelled tails and it ended up heads so we had to pay full price. As the bar wench was delivering our beer she totally took a header three feet in front of us and she spilt all eleventy pictures of beer all over us. She apologized profusely and said wood get a towel. She came back shortly wif more beer and towels. After we handed her the towel back she wuz all $37.50 please. I wuz all like bitch I aint paying full price after you dumped all that beer on me. She wuz like yeahuh and I wuz all nuhuh. I said the lease you can do is pretend we won the flip, she said she cunt do that cause its all rung up already.
Anywho I refuse to pay so she runs to the DJ boof where Randy Larson is spinnin Vanilla Ice and the Pet Shop Boys and such. He comes over and tries to make me pay I refuse so he frows me and mah buddy out. I aint goin nowhere and hes a little shit so he gots to go get his muscle. So as his goons are walking me out I call him an asshole and he officially perma band me from the Liner. Little did he know that at the front door someone had passed out or gotten all punched out and such right in his doorway and the paramedics wuz there so it was no one out or in at the moment. So his gorilla guys take us to the kitchen entrance to boot me. On my way out I happened to notice Randys car wuz parked in the alley wif his window cracked open. After his boys dusted their hands of us and closed the door I totes broke the seal in Randys front seat. Good times.
tldr: I pissed in Randy Larsons open car window.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 17, 2014 15:51:34 GMT -6
I have never heard one single positive thing about "randy larson, aal." How can he be such a flaming fucking bag of douche?? He might be more self important than Jan. |
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Post by #70 on Jul 17, 2014 15:53:44 GMT -6
Why do all of ghosts stories start with "so I was with my sister"?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 17, 2014 15:59:52 GMT -6
Why do all of ghosts stories start with "so I was with my sister"? Ive got a story that starts wif "so I was wif ghosts sister" and end wif "right in the pussy". |
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tikibarber
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Post by tikibarber on Jul 17, 2014 16:00:48 GMT -6
LOL what an enormous doosh you must be LOL WUT? Hhmmmmmm |
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Post by #70 on Jul 17, 2014 16:05:48 GMT -6
Why do all of ghosts stories start with "so I was with my sister"? Ive got a story that starts wif "so I was wif ghosts sister" and end wif "right in the pussy". I think he does too. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 17, 2014 16:14:02 GMT -6
Why do all of ghosts stories start with "so I was with my sister"? My sister and I are best friends. |
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Post by #70 on Jul 17, 2014 16:27:21 GMT -6
Why do all of ghosts stories start with "so I was with my sister"? My sister and I are best friends. And that's all I really need to know. |
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tikibarber
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Post by tikibarber on Jul 17, 2014 16:33:38 GMT -6
I have never heard one single positive thing about "randy larson, aal." How can he be such a flaming fucking bag of douche?? Vodak? |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 17, 2014 18:00:21 GMT -6
You think that's why he called in his meatheads to give beer-soaked Duff teh bum's rush? Wait, Duff buttchugged teh Vodak? |
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 17, 2014 19:24:50 GMT -6
Why do all of ghosts stories start with "so I was with my sister"? My sister and I are best friends. Most of us came to that conclusion some time ago... |
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