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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 13, 2008 18:29:59 GMT -6
rubbing one off?
I'm happy to report this hasn't happened to me, but am curious as to some reactions from guys that have been caught.
*trying to get more 'Wasteland' material*
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 13, 2008 18:45:49 GMT -6
Never, but she does wonder what the hell happened to all of her nice towels.
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Post by MoHawk on Aug 13, 2008 20:04:23 GMT -6
Nope. I don't take chances though. I make sure she's going to be gone for a significant period of time before I would even think about doing it.
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Post by 101 on Aug 14, 2008 6:36:12 GMT -6
I gotta agree with Mo on this one. You won't get caught if you know you're home alone. Just remember to wait a good 10 minutes after she leaves the house in case she forgot something and pops back into the house.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Aug 14, 2008 7:19:49 GMT -6
I'm also with Mo and 101. Wait until she's gone for a bit and know that she will be gone for a while. If she's home, or going to be home, she might as well take care of it.
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Post by mattahawk on Aug 14, 2008 8:00:15 GMT -6
Add a little whip cream and a strawberry and let the wife do it for you. Works out pretty well. ;D
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 14, 2008 9:33:49 GMT -6
Wait until she is out of the house? Earlier this week I rubbed one out while in the same bed as my wife.
Just for the record, she was asleep, and I couldn't fall asleep that night without it (I had been watching the women's gymnastics that day).
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 14, 2008 11:22:14 GMT -6
Wait until she is out of the house? Earlier this week I rubbed one out while in the same bed as my wife. Just for the record, she was asleep, and I couldn't fall asleep that night without it (I had been watching the women's gymnastics that day).[/quote] Ghost, you've been on fire lately. |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 14, 2008 11:29:06 GMT -6
I picked up one of my wife's girly magazines to laugh at the Q&A advice column. One of the questions, or inquiries, was a wife that came home early to find her husband whackin' away, and she felt really awkward and didn't know how to handle it.
The columnists advice? Actually pretty impressive - he probably feels more awkward. Next time ask if he needs help.
I told her she could renew her subscription.
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Post by Stukat on Aug 14, 2008 12:05:16 GMT -6
I guess I am the type of guy who isnt embarrassed to masterbate in front of the girl I sleeping with.
Many times if i wake up in the mood, i will start by myself, making sure that that my elbow pokes her in the back a few times, or i move around enough to wake her up and hopefully finish the job. This has a surprisingly good success rate.
Although I would not consider this "getting Caught"
As far as getting caught goes... I have only been caught one time in my entire life. This was by a good friend of mine, we where roomates at the time. (I forgot to lock the door.)
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Post by lpcalihawk on Aug 14, 2008 12:43:14 GMT -6
I guess I am the type of guy who isnt embarrassed to masterbate in front of the girl I sleeping with. Many times if i wake up in the mood, i will start by myself, making sure that that my elbow pokes her in the back a few times, or i move around enough to wake her up and hopefully finish the job. This has a surprisingly good success rate. Although I would not consider this "getting Caught" As far as getting caught goes... I have only been caught one time in my entire life. This was by a good friend of mine, we where roomates at the time. (I forgot to lock the door.) And the roomate finished you off after poking him/her in the back? |
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Post by mattahawk on Aug 14, 2008 13:42:40 GMT -6
I guess I am the type of guy who isnt embarrassed to masterbate in front of the girl I sleeping with. Many times if i wake up in the mood, i will start by myself, making sure that that my elbow pokes her in the back a few times, or i move around enough to wake her up and hopefully finish the job. This has a surprisingly good success rate. Although I would not consider this "getting Caught" As far as getting caught goes... I have only been caught one time in my entire life. This was by a good friend of mine, we where roomates at the time. (I forgot to lock the door.) You know what, this is some seriously stimulating conversation but uhhh, how bout' them hawks? I hear they might be ok this year? |
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Post by poncho72 on Aug 14, 2008 14:06:16 GMT -6
I've never been caught in the act, but I took care of a little buisness one time, fell asleep shortly after, I awoke an hour later and left the house to run some errands. When I arrived back at the house the wife imformed me that if I was going to be doing that kind of stuff, I should get rid of the evidence and flush the paper towel! I'm like " what are you talking about? "............ DOH!!!!!
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Post by NotMyKid on Aug 14, 2008 14:34:55 GMT -6
I guess I am the type of guy who isnt embarrassed to masterbate in front of the girl I sleeping with. Many times if i wake up in the mood, i will start by myself, making sure that that my elbow pokes her in the back a few times, or i move around enough to wake her up and hopefully finish the job. This has a surprisingly good success rate. Although I would not consider this "getting Caught" As far as getting caught goes... I have only been caught one time in my entire life. This was by a good friend of mine, we where roomates at the time. (I forgot to lock the door.) And the roomate finished you off after poking him/her in the back? Nicely done LP! ;D |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 14, 2008 14:56:01 GMT -6
I've never been caught in the act, but I took care of a little buisness one time, fell asleep shortly after, I awoke an hour later and left the house to run some errands. When I arrived back at the house the wife imformed me that if I was going to be doing that kind of stuff, I should get rid of the evidence and flush the paper towel! I'm like " what are you talking about? "............ DOH!!!!! That's why you take care of business in the shower! |
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 14, 2008 15:22:41 GMT -6
Wait until she is out of the house? Earlier this week I rubbed one out while in the same bed as my wife. Just for the record, she was asleep, and I couldn't fall asleep that night without it (I had been watching the women's gymnastics that day). Turned on by the 11 year old Chinese gymnasts? 16 my ass. |
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Post by twinegarden on Aug 14, 2008 16:50:33 GMT -6
I didn't get caught but my old girlfriend walked through the door and I shut the TV off and ran to the bathroom pretending to take a dump. She walked in, sat down and turned the TV on to a porno playing. So yeah, I've been caught just not red handed.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 15, 2008 8:03:31 GMT -6
Wait until she is out of the house? Earlier this week I rubbed one out while in the same bed as my wife. Just for the record, she was asleep, and I couldn't fall asleep that night without it (I had been watching the women's gymnastics that day). Turned on by the 11 year old Chinese gymnasts? 16 my ass. More like the American women. I don't have the yellow fever...  .png) I might have to hit it right now...  |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 15, 2008 11:02:10 GMT -6
Alicia...not bad at all.  |
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Post by mattahawk on Aug 15, 2008 11:20:26 GMT -6
Yep, you are right. She is sssssmokin'.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 15, 2008 11:25:05 GMT -6
Yep, you are right. She is sssssmokin'. Is your wife gone? |
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Post by twinegarden on Aug 15, 2008 12:07:31 GMT -6
Turned on by the 11 year old Chinese gymnasts? 16 my ass. More like the American women. I don't have the yellow fever... I might have to hit it right now... That's a great post. I hope Sacramone is in the Olympics some more. |
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Post by mattahawk on Aug 15, 2008 13:19:05 GMT -6
Yep, you are right. She is sssssmokin'. Is your wife gone? I got 2 hours of freedom left. (j/k) Well not really as I have the 3 little rugrats here with me. |
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Post by roxxstar on Aug 15, 2008 13:56:52 GMT -6
I guess I'm pretty lucky. I don't worry about getting "caught" at all. My GF lets me deposit my goods on her arse when she's not in the mood. She'll even pose for me. Very nice.  |
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Post by twinegarden on Aug 15, 2008 14:42:15 GMT -6
I guess I'm pretty lucky. I don't worry about getting "caught" at all. My GF lets me deposit my goods on her arse when she's not in the mood. She'll even pose for me. Very nice. My old flame used to do that for me too. |
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