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Post by roxxstar on Sept 25, 2008 16:48:42 GMT -6
What is the most fucked up thing you would do for $10,000,000?
Would you bang a goat? 10 million bucks. You could even do it in Washington State where it would be technically legal (or some other place where legality was a non-issue).
Be honest.
I can't figure out how to add a picture, so no goat pics (instruction would be appreciated).
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Post by jwiley10 on Sept 25, 2008 16:51:44 GMT -6
Does it have to be to completion?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 25, 2008 16:52:49 GMT -6
I don't give a f**k. You give me $10M, and I will find the nearest goat. That's enough money to pass down to future generations. The thought of me being a goatfucker by my family would be trumped by financial comfort.
I'm just not sure how I'd get it up...
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Post by twinegarden on Sept 25, 2008 17:04:04 GMT -6
What if it were a baby goat you sick bastards?
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Post by roxxstar on Sept 25, 2008 17:07:58 GMT -6
Does it have to be to completion? No, I wouldn't say it would have to be to completion. I'm not sure many people would actually be able to get to that level with a goat. For arguments sake, let's say either to completion or 20 minutes. Whichever comes first.
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Post by germaine on Sept 25, 2008 17:08:12 GMT -6
I wouldn't. Every time I bought something, I'd have flashbacks to what I did to get the money to buy that thing.
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Post by roxxstar on Sept 25, 2008 17:10:11 GMT -6
What if it were a baby goat you sick bastards? Is it me or does that baby goat actually look like she wants it?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 25, 2008 17:14:14 GMT -6
What if it were a baby goat you sick bastards? Is it me or does that baby goat actually look like she wants it? That's a nice goat guys, but I prefer this one: It's more feminine.
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Post by Stukat on Sept 25, 2008 17:16:29 GMT -6
Shit!, your supposed to get PAID to fuck goats?
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Post by twinegarden on Sept 25, 2008 17:18:48 GMT -6
Here is one you could get to practice on.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 25, 2008 17:51:27 GMT -6
I wouldn't. Every time I bought something, I'd have flashbacks to what I did to get the money to buy that thing. There may some trauma involved...no doubt. However, I think of all the family and friends I could help out! Don't get me wrong, if I took one for the team (or 'gave', in this case), I would keep quite a bit for myself. But $10,000,000 would go a long way.
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Post by socal on Sept 25, 2008 18:01:22 GMT -6
What if it were a baby goat you sick bastards? Dude... that's a kid. Are these sick fucks saying they'd f**k a kid for $10 million??? (try explaining that one to the wife)
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 25, 2008 18:13:35 GMT -6
What if it were a baby goat you sick bastards? Dude... that's a kid. Are these sick fucks saying they'd f**k a kid for $10 million??? (try explaining that one to the wife) Well played Nacho...not that talking about fucking goats for money would be a point of excitement for the wife.
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Post by germaine on Sept 25, 2008 18:31:18 GMT -6
I wouldn't. Every time I bought something, I'd have flashbacks to what I did to get the money to buy that thing. There may some trauma involved...no doubt. However, I think of all the family and friends I could help out! Don't get me wrong, if I took one for the team (or 'gave', in this case), I would keep quite a bit for myself. But $10,000,000 would go a long way. It would. But I couldn't tell my parents that I had sex with a goat. Maybe if I was on my death bed...then I could do the goat, collect the money and put it in appropriate avenues (trusts, etc), and then die. Nobody would know how I got it, I wouldn't have to live with the guilt/shame, and my family would be set.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 25, 2008 18:50:22 GMT -6
Germaine you bring up a good point. Would the $10,000,000 just magically appear, and only you and goat know about the jamming? Or would this be public knowledge and be labled a goatfucker the rest of your life?
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Post by poncho72 on Sept 25, 2008 19:33:27 GMT -6
So if there was a guy in a top hat yelling " step right up, make love to this goat and receive $10,000,000.00 " you wouldn't do it?
Personally, if being labeled a goatfucker gains me $10,000,000.00, I'm a making that goat/kid ( whatever) my bitch! Say whatever you want to me, I'm wiping my ass with $100's!
P.S. as I typed this, I'm laughing so hard, the wife comes up behind me and saw what I was typing. She thought that this was the " HN Clubhouse " and say's, " this is what you pay $10.00/month for, just because the people are more mature over there! "
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Post by mattahawk on Sept 25, 2008 20:33:03 GMT -6
So if there was a guy in a top hat yelling " step right up, make love to this goat and receive $10,000,000.00 " you wouldn't do it? Personally, if being labeled a goatfucker gains me $10,000,000.00, I'm a making that goat/kid ( whatever) my bitch! Say whatever you want to me, I'm wiping my ass with $100's! P.S. as I typed this, I'm laughing so hard, the wife comes up behind me and saw what I was typing. She thought that this was the " HN Clubhouse " and say's, " this is what you pay $10.00/month for, just because the people are more mature over there! " I would probably have to strap a pic' of Jessica Alba to the goats ass but yeah, I think I could pull it off for 10 million. Hell you make it 20 million and i'll stand on the freaking roof top and yell, I just made wild, passionate, steamy love to the sexiest goat you ever did see.
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Post by BlckKnghtHwk on Sept 25, 2008 20:34:50 GMT -6
The appropriate question is what WOULDN'T you do for $10 mil?
Outside of causing harm to family and friends...I would be down for quite a bit.
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Post by NotMyKid on Sept 26, 2008 8:07:05 GMT -6
I'd have to pass on the money if it involved having sex with any animal that is just plain nasty.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 26, 2008 8:36:35 GMT -6
So if there was a guy in a top hat yelling " step right up, make love to this goat and receive $10,000,000.00 " you wouldn't do it? Personally, if being labeled a goatfucker gains me $10,000,000.00, I'm a making that goat/kid ( whatever) my bitch! Say whatever you want to me, I'm wiping my ass with $100's! P.S. as I typed this, I'm laughing so hard, the wife comes up behind me and saw what I was typing. She thought that this was the " HN Clubhouse " and say's, " this is what you pay $10.00/month for, just because the people are more mature over there! " That's good stuff. I asked my wife as randomly as possible (for maximum effect) if she would be cool with me fucking a goat for $10M. With no hesitation, "Yes." ...and then about 30 seconds of silence, I think really absorbing what had been asked. "Wait, where in the hell did that come from??"
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Post by poncho72 on Sept 26, 2008 8:45:04 GMT -6
Yeah, the mrs. told me that if that ever happened, she would divorce me. She recieved a resounding LIAR!!!!!! We'd probably start a goat farm and take my show on the road! " If you build it they will come "..........
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Post by socal on Sept 26, 2008 9:44:59 GMT -6
As you were the first man & woman to say yes.....
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 26, 2008 9:58:22 GMT -6
As you were the first man & woman to say yes..... I'm pretty sure Germaine shot down the goat idea, though.
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Post by germaine on Sept 26, 2008 10:35:41 GMT -6
I completely and udderly (ha!) shot down the goatsex idea.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Sept 26, 2008 11:10:13 GMT -6
I completely and udderly (ha!) shot down the goatsex idea. Wow, in addition to losing out on $10M, you're giving up what could be a lucrative career down in Mexico!
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