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Post by twinegarden on Mar 18, 2009 11:10:13 GMT -6
If you could bone any woman in the world, who would it be. You can even throw in a woman in her prime (ex. Farrah Faucet circa 1977). I'm still trying to think of who my prime choice would be so I don't have an answer just yet. Post a pic to to support your pick.
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Post by HawksStock on Mar 18, 2009 11:30:47 GMT -6
That's a tough one because your not asking about beauty... your asking about (for lack of better terms "fuckability" My initial thought was Sophia Right now, speaking only of fuckability I would go with Elisha, around the time 24 started, or pattycake, there is something about her. 2 pics, one is a not suitable for work link, but I promise it is not distasteful and is a must see. www.teenchickpics.com/tgpsubmits3/pattycakeonline159/gallery1/16.jpgSorry guys I accidentally had this as a picture at first. Note how short she is, one could pick her up and move her around with ease!
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Post by 101 on Mar 18, 2009 11:38:01 GMT -6
Elle McPherson always did it for me.
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Post by Stukat on Mar 18, 2009 12:06:23 GMT -6
There is a strong case for Halle Berry.
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Post by 101 on Mar 18, 2009 12:16:58 GMT -6
Agreed. Hard to pick just one huh. There is a strong case for Halle Berry.
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Post by roxxstar on Mar 18, 2009 12:51:45 GMT -6
Briana Banks, and I would make her do ass to mouth.
Sorry, no pic. At work (she's a porn star).
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Post by twinegarden on Mar 18, 2009 14:10:18 GMT -6
Even though she's been out of the limelight this one got the chemicals in my brain going last summer.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Mar 18, 2009 14:16:25 GMT -6
Even though she's been out of the limelight this one got the chemicals in my brain going last summer. I have a picture of her up in my cubicle.
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Mar 19, 2009 8:56:53 GMT -6
Megan.
Fox.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Mar 19, 2009 9:25:49 GMT -6
This. Or Kate Beckinsale. But Megan Fox has more sexual attraction, so I guess I'll cosign Megan Fox.
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 19, 2009 13:59:03 GMT -6
This changes on a near monthly basis, but the favorite for the past year or so has been Ms. Fox. Mainly because of photos like this one:
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Post by HawksStock on Mar 19, 2009 17:43:41 GMT -6
Even though she's been out of the limelight this one got the chemicals in my brain going last summer. I have a picture of her up in my cubicle. Wow, she has boobs, and as we all know gymnasts have the best behinds. My first "long" relationship (over 8 months was with a 5"1" ex-gymnast. During anal sex, when she squeezed, it was like a vice grip. On top of that she had a mal-formed cervix and vaginal canal, I say "mal-formed" because it could potentially lead to cancer (she had to be checked out every 6 months). In my opinion though, it was heavenly formed. She was a god-awful bitch with a terrible temper. She would berate me for using my turn signals in a parking lot, I once jokingly poked my keys into her back and she slapped me full on in front my friends family (the room fell silent), etc. Afterwards (until we returned from barracks... from on post housing) the only words I said to her was, "get in the fucking car" I got her back though, when we returned to the barracks I told her go to my room. She did. "You have two choices, walk out that door and never walk though it again or drop you pants and I will spank you like a child." (keep in mind this was the first and only time I really wanted to beat the shit out of a girl) The spanking ended when my hand hurt so bad, that the pain in my hand overtook my rage. The next day she went into commo,where she worked, with a pillow, she never struck me again... nor berated me in public. But she still tore me down in private. I'm also embarrassed to say that I didn't get a BJ out of it, but I was so angry that sex had nothing to do with it. It was probably the last thought on mind. I always thought of myself as a boob man, but maybe I am an ass man. If you clicked the link before my first post, one might concluse that while viewing the greatest ass in the history of man. But if I could bone one girl again, knowing beforehand how incredible it felt... It would have to be her, whom my parents and I refer to as "Tara the Terrible".
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Post by hawkeyedug on Mar 19, 2009 18:22:34 GMT -6
Fox just doesn't do anything for me. Alicia Sacramone though isn't too bad. A bonus is I didn't have to feel dirty about watching her in the Olympics since she is much older than a "typical" gymnast.
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 19, 2009 18:24:12 GMT -6
I have a picture of her up in my cubicle. Wow, she has boobs, and as we all know gymnasts have the best behinds. My first "long" relationship (over 8 months was with a 5"1" ex-gymnast. During anal sex, when she squeezed, it was like a vice grip. On top of that she had a mal-formed cervix and vaginal canal, I say "mal-formed" because it could potentially lead to cancer (she had to be checked out every 6 months). In my opinion though, it was heavenly formed. She was a god-awful bitch with a terrible temper. She would berate me for using my turn signals in a parking lot, I once jokingly poked my keys into her back and she slapped me full on in front my friends family (the room fell silent), etc. Afterwards (until we returned from barracks... from on post housing) the only words I said to her was, "get in the fucking car" I got her back though, when we returned to the barracks I told her go to my room. She did. "You have two choices, walk out that door and never walk though it again or drop you pants and I will spank you like a child." (keep in mind this was the first and only time I really wanted to beat the shit out of a girl) The spanking ended when my hand hurt so bad, that the pain in my hand overtook my rage. The next day she went into commo,where she worked, with a pillow, she never struck me again... nor berated me in public. But she still tore me down in private. I'm also embarrassed to say that I didn't get a BJ out of it, but I was so angry that sex had nothing to do with it. It was probably the last thought on mind. I always thought of myself as a boob man, but maybe I am an ass man. If you clicked the link before my first post, one might concluse that while viewing the greatest ass in the history of man. But if I could bone one girl again, knowing beforehand how incredible it felt... It would have to be her, whom my parents and I refer to as "Tara the Terrible". Um...holy shit dude. Not only do you have some serious alcohol abuse issues...you've got some serious anger management issues...and I'm not even coming close to kidding about anything I'm about to say. Not only did you assault your ex-girlfriend you emotionally abused her! Doing no better than what she had done to you! Dear Lord...I'm also not kidding when I say I am going to be praying for you Stock. You've got a LOT of serious issues that you REALLY need to seek help for.
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Post by HawksStock on Mar 19, 2009 18:40:11 GMT -6
I'd hoped thunder would help me with praying issue, and still hopes. But, keep in mind if you've actually struck a woman you have gone much further me (as in close fisted hitting, or even slapping, I've only spanked and only once in my life)_ It was trying to eleviate rage in a more "acceptable" manor.
I feared that I'd become a "controll freek". but that little 5'1" chich still held the Pants though she smiled more the frowned and gave me a good 2 weeks before she pwned me again. (she wanted what I couldn't give) What She didn't understand is that it wasn't a sexual thrill for me, it was real.
And as much as you all might like to cast stones, at least I only struck a girl (ever) on the buttocks. (not counting the many "good" spanking I gave. (I'm not sure why they like their rears redden. "germainb STFU" I know you like it to.
I bit down rage, it was drop her, but I love her, put her in the hospital, or make her understand that violence is unacceptable. I chose the last of the three in the only way that made sense to my "red" seeing eyes.
I do see this as my most violent action towards women, it actually is. I had a point to make, and at the time it was my only way to make it. When she was laughing about it with her friends a few weeks later, ... (I knew we couldn't be together)
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 20, 2009 7:13:38 GMT -6
Bottom line: You can't hit a woman. Period. I've never hit a woman. Period. I prayed for you last night Stock and I will again this morning.
I'm seriously begging you...seek some professional help.
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Post by scotthawk on Mar 20, 2009 7:26:48 GMT -6
Wow, that's it....just wow.
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Post by NotMyKid on Mar 20, 2009 7:28:00 GMT -6
This thread has certainly taken a awkward turn.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Mar 20, 2009 7:51:22 GMT -6
It's an online therapy group for HawkStock. Fucker is whack.
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Post by poncho72 on Mar 20, 2009 8:22:03 GMT -6
I'm with the Jesus! Brianna Banks, Jenna Haze wouldn't be a bad 2nd choice!
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Post by mattahawk on Mar 20, 2009 15:01:56 GMT -6
Let's get back to soft porn. Pamela Anderson, pre-tommy. You know, before she was abused.
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Post by Stukat on Mar 20, 2009 16:25:06 GMT -6
Olivia Mumm (or munn) from Attack of the Show on G4TV would be on my list somewhere.
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Post by MoHawk on Mar 21, 2009 5:47:33 GMT -6
Elisha Cuthbert. I don't care if her character on 24 was one of the worst ever. H. O. T.
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Post by TBELL on Mar 21, 2009 14:27:35 GMT -6
Elisha Cuthbert. I don't care if her character on 24 was one of the worst ever. H. O. T. MoHawk and I fight over her all the time. She is my number one Followed closely by: Brittany Daniel
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Post by poncho72 on Mar 21, 2009 21:08:49 GMT -6
Bottom line for me, I'd rather have a certified " man pleaser " AKA porn star, than someone who may just be nice to look at, not that it would really matter on my end, I would just rather have a hot slut.
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