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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 6, 2008 9:19:10 GMT -6
barber is taking his mom down there, just the two of them. He has gotten stranded in the Atlanta airport. I asked him what he planned on doing once he got to PR, to wit he said "What happens in Puerto Rico stays in Puerto Rico."
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Post by 101 on Mar 6, 2008 9:43:01 GMT -6
BTR....while that's a bit scary, it's no worse that if were you and Barber going and he said the same thing.
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Post by barber on Mar 7, 2008 7:10:58 GMT -6
Sitting in my room which overlooks the Ocean and it's about 80 degrees. Here's what I've done so far...
1. Took about $200 from the casino last night playing craps. Man was the table hot for that 20 minute period. Then the table got so crowded that I gave up my spot to someone who looked like he needed a string of good luck. Started w/ $80 and left with $283. Put a little money back in Black Jack, but still left with 2 franklins.
2. Sat at the bar and ordered up a club soda. Some cougar was stalking me, but then I realized she was the "professional" type, and I told her that while I had significant cheddar, I was probably not going to be paying for a smoothie anytime soon. To wit, she said, "That's OK Ralph. Maybe I can call you sometime when I'm in Chicago (Of course I'm translating bince she doesn't Habla)."
3. Oh, and yes I had a little run-in with John Boy or Jim Bob at the ticket counter in Atlanta. We got delayed and missed our connection, and I asked this dude who looked like he was sound asleep on his feet if they could get me a seat assignment on the next flight. He replied (as slowly as I've ever heard anyone speak), "I'll get ther in a bit. Can't be in two places at one time, ya know." I guestioned whether he could be in one place at a time moving/ thinking that slow.
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Post by kshawkesq on Mar 7, 2008 7:17:32 GMT -6
Sitting in my room which overlooks the Ocean and it's about 80 degrees. Here's what I've done so far... 1. Took about $200 from the casino last night playing craps. Man was the table hot for that 20 minute period. Then the table got so crowded that I gave up my spot to someone who looked like he needed a string of good luck. Started w/ $80 and left with $283. Put a little money back in Black Jack, but still left with 2 franklins. 2. Sat at the bar and ordered up a club soda. Some cougar was stalking me, but then I realized she was the "professional" type, and I told her that while I had significant cheddar, I was probably not going to be paying for a smoothie anytime soon. To wit, she said, "That's OK Ralph. Maybe I can call you sometime when I'm in Chicago (Of course I'm translating bince she doesn't Habla)." 3. Oh, and yes I had a little run-in with John Boy or Jim Bob at the ticket counter in Atlanta. We got delayed and missed our connection, and I asked this dude who looked like he was sound asleep on his feet if they could get me a seat assignment on the next flight. He replied (as slowly as I've ever heard anyone speak), "I'll get ther in a bit. Can't be in two places at one time, ya know." I guestioned whether he could be in one place at a time moving/ thinking that slow. think she's not a cougar if she doesn't speak english. She may be a Puma. |
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Post by barber on Mar 7, 2008 7:22:16 GMT -6
Excellent point. Puma she was. I will make sure BTR knows so when she calls him, he will know the difference.
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Post by bucketochicken on Mar 7, 2008 7:31:21 GMT -6
Una puma, o una pantera. Pumas y panteras estan muy peligrosas.
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