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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 7, 2009 12:55:39 GMT -6
Who ya got?
I got Tony Danza, Gallagher, and Jack Black. Yep. I included Jack Black. To me, he seems to rip off Farley's schtick a little bit too much and well... only Farley can pull most of that shit off.
I could probably include Ellen Degeneris in there too but, as I have never heard or watched anything she does, I have no idea if she is funny or not.
Danza is an obvious pick. Gallagher as well. How many more years can this dude get by on smashing fruit and veggies on stage? Plus, the dude looks like a carney/child molester. Neither are all that funny to me.
Actually, I think I will include Gallagher in the celebrity death pool. The dude has some serious baggage and personal issues. I think some vegetable rights group may "off" him or something.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jul 7, 2009 13:26:24 GMT -6
Not funny:
Ellen DeGenitals Paula Poundkids Jerry Seinfeld
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Post by MoHawk on Jul 7, 2009 13:34:13 GMT -6
This is the only funny thing Ellen has EVER done:
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 7, 2009 13:45:56 GMT -6
Dane Cook
End of thread.
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Post by thejesus on Jul 7, 2009 14:10:37 GMT -6
I'll go out on a limb here and stick up for Mr. Cook. I know everyone likes to bash on him, but he isn't that bad. Don't get me wrong, he's no where near my favorites (Hedberg, Carlin), but he's no wear near the bottom of my list either.
Mr. Seinfeld doesn't suck either. For the record.
Gilbert Godfried, on the other hand. That dude sucks holy balls.
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Post by twine on Jul 7, 2009 14:16:26 GMT -6
I can't believe nobody has mentioned Carlos Mencia yet. He's just awful.
Godfried sucks.
Almost all female comedians suck too.
Billy Crystal sucks ass.
I also have never once laughed at any of Robin Williams's coked out, later in life pretend to be coked out routine either.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jul 7, 2009 14:18:38 GMT -6
Andrew Dice Clay....not funny, just vulgar.
Never got into Seinfeld. Pass.
Adam Sandler. Lame ass.
I got spoiled by growing up with the likes of Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Johnny Carson, etc.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jul 7, 2009 14:20:57 GMT -6
I can't believe nobody has mentioned Carlos Mencia yet. He's just awful. Godfried sucks. Almost all female comedians suck too. Billy Crystal sucks ass. I also have never once laughed at any of Robin Williams's coked out, later in life pretend to be coked out routine either. Have to agree to disagree somewhat with Billy Crystal. "When Harry met Sally" is funny from start to finish. On my top ten list. I giggle at anything Robin Williams ever did. I think he's classic.
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Post by HawksStock on Jul 7, 2009 14:34:17 GMT -6
Okay, I hope I get a thread killer here, but probably not,
Carrot Top
modified- Ellen?, gumby say it ain't so. the show may suck...
But the timing in her stand up is amazing, when your firing up the tree, she'll give just enough time to recover and then hit you again.
AND she does it without getting vulgar, which is amazing. (esp. for me) My parents, who are a minimum of 40yrs older than me, and strict Catholics (anti gay) likened her to bill cosby in his prime.
Well though, keep in mind they aren't homophobes, I got in huge trouble for calling a flamer a faggot when I was in HS, and still get admonished for using the term gay. But still we're talking about people that would not shop at a certain store because of the owners preference AND bought 5 cases of tea from some company that refused to donate to the gay pride march-
so it is still saying a lot.
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Post by twine on Jul 7, 2009 14:50:33 GMT -6
Good call on Carrot Top, HawkStock. He truly does blow. Although he did bone a girl I went to High School with in CR.
Another not funny guy is Pauly Shore, even though I did like the movie "Son in Law" and for it's time "Encino Man" was enjoyable.
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Post by HawksStock on Jul 7, 2009 14:53:55 GMT -6
Good call on Carrot Top, HawkStock. He truly does blow. Although he did bone a girl I went to High School with in CR. Another not funny guy is Pauly Shore, even though I did like the movie "Son in Law" and for it's time "Encino Man" was enjoyable. Pauli shore himself is more annoying than funny... yet he's still ok. Bio-Dome was ok as well. Every one who reads your post will want to post Tom Green, Sorry, for those of us that like the extreem, he's funny (but annoying as well)
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jul 7, 2009 15:29:53 GMT -6
THANK YOU.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 7, 2009 15:56:55 GMT -6
I think this needs to be seperated into two different threads.
least funny stand up comedians
least funny comedian actors
Dane Cook is at the top of both lists for me. Last time I saw him was on Jay and he took what seemed like 20 minutes setting up a joke that wasn't funny at all and only about 3 people in the audience laughed.
I will say I have never seen him do stand up other then 10-15 minutes of one of his specials that I didn't think was funny at all.
I have one more to add- Jeff Foxworthy.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jul 7, 2009 16:38:08 GMT -6
My wife loves Dan Cook (suprise surprise), so it's even more annoying.
I'll add Cedric the Entertainer.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 7, 2009 21:05:35 GMT -6
I was gonna include him, but he is neither a comedian nor an actor. At least not enough of either to bother mentioning. He IS a grade-A douchebag though. I love to beat the shit out of him just for being a douchebag. He has that effect on a lot of people I think...
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Jul 8, 2009 6:05:55 GMT -6
David Spade without Chris Farley. Seems like he tries too hard sometimes.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 8, 2009 7:56:25 GMT -6
David Spade without Chris Farley. Seems like he tries too hard sometimes. Holy crap, I was just thinking that myself. Couldn't agree more. His schtick just doesn't work without Farley. Although he was somewhat funny in Joe Dirt.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 8, 2009 7:57:31 GMT -6
David Spade without Chris Farley. Seems like he tries too hard sometimes.
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Post by egadsto on Apr 8, 2016 8:56:32 GMT -6
He's back!
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Post by egadsto on Apr 8, 2016 10:06:14 GMT -6
He got his head caved in on that show "vinyl" on HBO. That may have been funnier.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 9, 2016 9:02:33 GMT -6
Lol
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2016 9:40:37 GMT -6
I'm ovah hya now.
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Post by Incogayno. on Apr 10, 2016 6:23:30 GMT -6
Fucking Amy schumer. I can't stand the cunt.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 10, 2016 7:13:37 GMT -6
Fucking Amy schumer. I can't stand the cunt. Cosign. Fucking twat.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2016 18:47:36 GMT -6
Bill Maher Dane Cook Daniel Tosh Adam Sandler Kevin Hart Larry The Cable Guy Margaret Cho Wanda Sykes Will Ferrell
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