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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 11, 2009 21:29:34 GMT -6
So barber brought the RV over to the game. He got there late so we had to park it over at Hawkeye Storage in the middle of bumblefuck proleville, but that ended up being kind of okay because there were some cool Michigan peeps out there. After the game, barber locked the fucking keys in it while it was running. Oops, I guess that's what drinking beer all fucking day will do to you. The tow company said they needed 90 minutes to come out, so barber busted the small passenger window out.
It was about 35 degrees in that bitch last night. I'm still shivering my balls off. We were gonna pull it onto Ron's lawn and plug in there so we could run the space heater all night, but we didn't want to wake Marla up at 2 in the morning because we're classy guys.
God bless barber for driving that motherfucker back to Omaha with the busted out window, it had to be cold as fuck in there.
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Post by twine on Oct 11, 2009 23:06:29 GMT -6
I left Ron's tailgate to hook up tickets for my buddy and his wife to be. $200 for two student tickets. Since I knew it was going to be a cold one I was wearing scrubs, gym shorts and a baggy pair of jeans to stay warm. The jeans don't have pockets because I was jumped by 4 brothers about a year and a half ago but it wasn't supposed to be a problem because the gym shorts had pockets and my valued possesions were in a safe spot.
I met up with my buddy who had the tickets right after leaving Ron's tailgate to make the exchange for the tickets. Through numerous text messages and phone conversations, I met the two parties and insisted that they make the exchange. My friend with the tickets put them in my pocket drug deal style but since the pockets were ripped out they apparently fell to the ground. It was probably no longer than 30 seconds to a minute later that my friend with the tickets met my other friend to collect the cash. I reached in my pocket to give the tickets to the couple and they were nowhere to be found. Being bundled up, I checked the 8+ pockets I had and tickets were to be found with no avail. Needless to say, that was about the lowest I had been in a few years, I still had my ticket but thought pretty hard about not going into the game just because of the situation.
After about a half an hour of thinking and being pissed and starting to walk I decided to go into the game and watch it with the tailgate I was there with. My friend with the wife sent a text and let me know they made it into the game so the whole problem worked itself out ultimately. It just kind of sucks that I had to eat $120 bucks and an hour or so but being at the game and seeing this program continue to put up W's is well worth it. The stupid shit is kind of part of the fun.
On a lighter note, the crew I was with got comped 8 nights of hotel rooms, free cab rides around town, and I scored a pretty boss hat from the Wig and Pen. What a weekend.
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Post by Solar Stud on Oct 12, 2009 5:32:33 GMT -6
As big of a FAIL as your tickets were....it pales in comparison to the fact you didn't bag at least one if not both of the cougars Ron was parading around all weekend. You're slipping!
My FAIL was parking downtown then forgetting my Crown in the trunk of my car. Man I hate being in Kinnick sober....sucks.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 12, 2009 7:33:10 GMT -6
As big of a FAIL as your tickets were....it pales in comparison to the fact you didn't bag at least one if not both of the cougars Ron was parading around all weekend. You're slipping! My FAIL was parking downtown then forgetting my Crown in the trunk of my car. Man I hate being in Kinnick sober....sucks. Did you bag one of 'em, seth? We rolled back over to see if they wanted to come check out the RV, but they were cold and sitting in the car when we got there. Barber pointed out that the one gal had man hands. I agreed with the point. |
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Post by Solar Stud on Oct 12, 2009 8:38:38 GMT -6
As big of a FAIL as your tickets were....it pales in comparison to the fact you didn't bag at least one if not both of the cougars Ron was parading around all weekend. You're slipping! My FAIL was parking downtown then forgetting my Crown in the trunk of my car. Man I hate being in Kinnick sober....sucks. Did you bag one of 'em, seth? We rolled back over to see if they wanted to come check out the RV, but they were cold and sitting in the car when we got there. Barber pointed out that the one gal had man hands. I agreed with the point. Give me one more day and I would have. And the LOL to the man-hands....but my oh my...the rest of her was allll woman. |
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Post by 101 on Oct 12, 2009 9:11:59 GMT -6
Just a few comments from my perspective:
1) If you had driven over to our place, I probably (well, make that a maybe) would have actually let you come in the house.
2) As for the man-hands, who the hell was looking at her hands? WFT?
3) I think the one that had the best chance was Twine. Maybe next time you'll bag one.
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Post by Solar Stud on Oct 12, 2009 10:26:47 GMT -6
Just a few comments from my perspective: 1) If you had driven over to our place, I probably (well, make that a maybe) would have actually let you come in the house. 2) As for the man-hands, who the hell was looking at her hands? WFT? 3) I think the one that had the best chance was Twine. Maybe next time you'll bag one. #3--no doubt...Cougs like the younger meat. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 12, 2009 12:36:53 GMT -6
Just a few comments from my perspective: 1) If you had driven over to our place, I probably (well, make that a maybe) would have actually let you come in the house. 2) As for the man-hands, who the hell was looking at her hands? WFT? 3) I think the one that had the best chance was Twine. Maybe next time you'll bag one. 1) I don't wake people up at 2 in the morning. 2) Dude, it's just one of those things that if it's off, it draws attention to itself. Like Megan Fox's toe thumb. Or, for instance, what if you had blood all over your ass? I mean, I don't look at dudes asses or anything, but if something wasn't right and it wandered into my peripheral vision, I would probably notice that your ass was all covered in blood and say something about it. 3) Twine had a helluva shot, if seth hadn't fucked up and brought out the Crown, those gals would have gotten a little looser and it would have been on. She could have taken the ol' twine one pump. And ron, for future reference, if you have baggable cougars at your tailgate, please disclose that information in the text you send me. |
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Post by twine on Oct 12, 2009 12:39:19 GMT -6
I thought the brunette was much more cougariffic. I was shocked to find out she was 50, good shelf life on that one.
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 12, 2009 13:04:53 GMT -6
I was at the Summit throwing back Irish Car Bombs while you all were out freezing your asses off, losing tickets, busting out car windows and attempting to bag AARPers.
Hell of a game though.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 12, 2009 13:37:59 GMT -6
I was at the Summit throwing back Irish Car Bombs while you all were out freezing your asses off, losing tickets, busting out car windows and attempting to bag AARPers. Hell of a game though. Did you get a free manicure with your little fu fu drinks? "Fans" like you make me sick. |
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Post by NotMyKid on Oct 12, 2009 13:58:33 GMT -6
How about some fucking pictures of these Cougs for those of us that weren't there!!!!  Total Fucking BS!  |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 12, 2009 14:07:18 GMT -6
Oh, there might be a picture for you...
Of me, Ron, Twine and Seth flying the bird at you assholes who couldn't even stop by to say hi.
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 12, 2009 14:16:46 GMT -6
I was at the Summit throwing back Irish Car Bombs while you all were out freezing your asses off, losing tickets, busting out car windows and attempting to bag AARPers. Hell of a game though. Did you get a free manicure with your little fu fu drinks? "Fans" like you make me sick. Touche. I did eventually prole it. |
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Post by lpcalihawk on Oct 12, 2009 14:19:52 GMT -6
I was at the Summit throwing back Irish Car Bombs while you all were out freezing your asses off, losing tickets, busting out car windows and attempting to bag AARPers. Hell of a game though. The Summit? What sorority are you in? |
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Post by lpcalihawk on Oct 12, 2009 14:21:26 GMT -6
I was at the Summit throwing back Irish Car Bombs while you all were out freezing your asses off, losing tickets, busting out car windows and attempting to bag AARPers. Hell of a game though. The Summit? What sorority are you in? |
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Post by 101 on Oct 12, 2009 15:04:01 GMT -6
How about some fucking pictures of these Cougs for those of us that weren't there!!!! Total Fucking BS! Ask and ye shall receive.  |
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Post by NotMyKid on Oct 12, 2009 15:07:42 GMT -6
Thank you kind sir.  I do apologize for not stopping by, I spent an hour trying to sell my tickets and then spent to much time at a few other spots. Got $125 each for our seats which I didn't think was to bad. |
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Post by 101 on Oct 12, 2009 15:08:02 GMT -6
it's a little blurry, but I think you can make out the gist of it.  |
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Post by Solar Stud on Oct 12, 2009 15:44:55 GMT -6
Don't discount Cathy the redhead.....she had curves all over the place
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Post by 101 on Oct 12, 2009 15:52:10 GMT -6
Don't discount Cathy the redhead.....she had curves all over the place True. Being bundled up and all, well, you had to use your imagination a bit. Too bad it wasn't warmer.  |
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Post by 101 on Oct 12, 2009 15:57:03 GMT -6
Just a few comments from my perspective: 1) If you had driven over to our place, I probably (well, make that a maybe) would have actually let you come in the house. 2) As for the man-hands, who the hell was looking at her hands? WFT? 3) I think the one that had the best chance was Twine. Maybe next time you'll bag one. 1) I don't wake people up at 2 in the morning. How about a little advanced planning asswipe. 2) Dude, it's just one of those things that if it's off, it draws attention to itself. Like Megan Fox's toe thumb. Or, for instance, what if you had blood all over your ass? I mean, I don't look at dudes asses or anything, but if something wasn't right and it wandered into my peripheral vision, I would probably notice that your ass was all covered in blood and say something about it. When you've got your groove on, your eyes should have been clearly focused on specific areas, not including someones hands. Epic FAIL.
3) Twine had a helluva shot, if seth hadn't fucked up and brought out the Crown, those gals would have gotten a little looser and it would have been on. She could have taken the ol' twine one pump. And ron, for future reference, if you have baggable cougars at your tailgate, please disclose that information in the text you send me. You would have been way out of your league and I wanted to save you the embarassment. These cougs are into younger guys with athletic bodies. Sorry bub....you don't qualify. Barber or Twine could have gotten some action I suspect however. |
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Post by Solar Stud on Oct 12, 2009 15:57:14 GMT -6
Don't discount Cathy the redhead.....she had curves all over the place True. Being bundled up and all, well, you had to use your imagination a bit. Too bad it wasn't warmer. They certainly weren't all bundled up at your house....running around without bras on, tight sweat pants and such. No sirree. Hell...they even slept together....a 2-fer-1 deal if ever there was one.....(don't think I heard a vibrator buzzing but I could be wrong) |
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Post by 101 on Oct 12, 2009 16:10:54 GMT -6
Seth....what happens at home is suppose to stay at home dude..... True. Being bundled up and all, well, you had to use your imagination a bit. Too bad it wasn't warmer. They certainly weren't all bundled up at your house....running around without bras on, tight sweat pants and such. No sirree. Hell...they even slept together....a 2-fer-1 deal if ever there was one.....(don't think I heard a vibrator buzzing but I could be wrong) |
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Post by Solar Stud on Oct 12, 2009 16:11:23 GMT -6
Just a few comments from my perspective: 1) If you had driven over to our place, I probably (well, make that a maybe) would have actually let you come in the house. 2) As for the man-hands, who the hell was looking at her hands? WFT? 3) I think the one that had the best chance was Twine. Maybe next time you'll bag one. 1) I don't wake people up at 2 in the morning. How about a little advanced planning asswipe. 2) Dude, it's just one of those things that if it's off, it draws attention to itself. Like Megan Fox's toe thumb. Or, for instance, what if you had blood all over your ass? I mean, I don't look at dudes asses or anything, but if something wasn't right and it wandered into my peripheral vision, I would probably notice that your ass was all covered in blood and say something about it. When you've got your groove on, your eyes should have been clearly focused on specific areas, not including someones hands. Epic FAIL.
3) Twine had a helluva shot, if seth hadn't fucked up and brought out the Crown, those gals would have gotten a little looser and it would have been on. She could have taken the ol' twine one pump. And ron, for future reference, if you have baggable cougars at your tailgate, please disclose that information in the text you send me. You would have been way out of your league and I wanted to save you the embarassment. These cougs are into younger guys with athletic bodies. Sorry bub....you don't qualify. Barber or Twine could have gotten some action I suspect however. Sorry BTR....coming from a guy who's afraid to piss in the woods...you wouldn't have passed their man test. Time to wake up from your dream. |
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