ThingsJesusNeverSaid Tweets:
"Pray to me. I will make the gay go away." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Scott Wooledge (@clarknt67) April 3, 2015
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid My credit card will deny me three times before it goes through.
— George Takei (@georgetakei) April 2, 2015
People deemed criminals definitely deserve to be murdered by the State. That's basically the point of my whole story. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Occupy Wall Street (@occupywallstnyc) April 2, 2015
"If I said it once, I said it a thousand times; no pizza for the gays!" #ThingsJesusNeverSaid #BoycottIndiana pic.twitter.com/dWG7KFcvYb
— Pin Head (@tomadelsbach) April 2, 2015
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid I can't run in these sandals.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) April 2, 2015
Let History Remember Me as a White Man with Blue Eyes. Fair Skinned, Like Most from the Middle-East… #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— TheNewDeal (@thenewdeal) April 2, 2015
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid We can't feed all these people. That would only create dependency. Get a job you lazy Bums! pic.twitter.com/CUNUYWYtxD
— Roberto Marroquín (@elcitizen1) April 2, 2015
My Father only loves some of you and they can have pizza. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Goldie Taylor (@goldietaylor) April 2, 2015
Sure, I walk on water, but I'm not nearly as important as @kanyewest #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Aaron Worthing (@aaronworthing) April 2, 2015
Do not turn the other cheek. Get your guns and settle your differences like real men. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Aღanda (@grneyedmandy) April 2, 2015
Since this is our last supper, let's take a selfie. This will be legendary. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Steven R. Walker (@steve_R_Walker) April 2, 2015
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Nailed It
— Suzy (@choosiesooze05) April 2, 2015
I've only got 12 followers. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Glenn Wiens (@glennwiens) April 2, 2015
I got 3 fish and 4 buns. Someone isn't getting a fish sandwich. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Bob Dobalina (@redbuddhadojo) April 2, 2015
I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico #thingsjesusneversaid
— Aaron FitzPatrick (@cn_AaronF) April 2, 2015
God Bless America #thingsJesusneversaid
— Shane Fuller (@oaosfuller) April 2, 2015
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Knock, Knock pic.twitter.com/FRFKEMWQFh
— Gary G (@agaryg) April 2, 2015
#thingsJesusneversaid pic.twitter.com/6YEu6uAUaW
— Charley Kaye (@ckandrew14) April 2, 2015
…and finally:
You are all going to hell for posting these threads about me on Twitter #ThingsJesusNeverSaid
— Christopher Bond (@cdbond) April 3, 2015