He doesn't qualify because when Drumpfhitler finishes his second term, it will be January of 2025. The felon in that story is only 27, meaning he would only be at best 33 by the time the next POTUS is sworn in. The POTUS has to be 35. See, e.g., the US Constitution.
"Cuba used to have mansions and a relatively decent economy. They moved from the individual to the collective. Now they're driving '54 Chevys, maybe the last great car to come out of Detroit." - R. Santelli, February, 2009.