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Post by 101 on Mar 19, 2008 7:13:39 GMT -6
Here's the real question:
Does MoHawk fart in front on the kindergarten teacher? That would tell a lot about their budding relationship.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 19, 2008 7:30:49 GMT -6
Oh hell, just let it rip when you need to. If you can get it on with her, why in the hell would you worry about farting in front on her? Perspective man. My Mrs. lets 'em rip whenever she wants also. No big deal. I don't have a problem with farting in front of the wife. It's just more fun for me to tear off a REALLY loud fart and then try to place the blame on our little dog.. .or one of the cats. My wife still does not fart in front of me. I think it is because she works at the Veteran's Home and sees/smells/deals with nasty stuff all the time. I just thought of something!! Maybe she busts ass at work and blames them on the residents?? Hmmm...... |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 19, 2008 7:33:54 GMT -6
Speaking of pet farts and blaming farts on pets....
Last night one of our cats was on the bed next to me and farted. It was BAD!! Bad enough that he got up, turned around, and starting licking his ass.
Jeebus... for a second there, I thought he shat on me!!
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 19, 2008 7:34:41 GMT -6
Here's the real question: Does MoHawk fart in front on the kindergarten teacher? That would tell a lot about their budding relationship. Don't know why not. Surely, as a kindergarten teacher, she is exposed to farts and shit smells on a frequent basis. |
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Post by germaine on Mar 19, 2008 8:43:34 GMT -6
How long did it take before you and your SO got to the stage where you could fart in front of each other? A friend says she used it as a measuring stick of sorts in her single days...if she could let one go without him freaking out, he got to stay around.
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Post by Earl on Mar 19, 2008 9:09:52 GMT -6
My wife never farts in front of me.....I have to be careful around her after I made her dry-heave with one of my bombs....in my defense, she was prego at the time. I tell her I have a medical condition....she doesn't buy it.
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Post by TBELL on Mar 19, 2008 15:58:20 GMT -6
This is a tough one. I usually have to measure what type of personality a girl has before I can decide when it's ok to fart in front of her.
On a side note, one of my favorite things to do at work, bince we share chairs, is to drop a bomb in one just before shift change. That way when the next person sits in it, it wafts up into their face!! Love it.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Sept 16, 2008 15:34:33 GMT -6
The board is slow.
Time to bump this epic piece of.... literature!
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Post by bucketochicken on Sept 16, 2008 15:58:09 GMT -6
If she's around, I'm pretty careful about the farting. Not more than two or three times a day.
And yes, catfarts are horrible.
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Post by MoHawk on Sept 16, 2008 16:15:52 GMT -6
Here's the real question: Does MoHawk fart in front on the kindergarten teacher? That would tell a lot about their budding relationship. She's the one that broke that barrier. And the answer is yes, though I try to be somewhat discreet still. |
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Post by poncho72 on Sept 16, 2008 20:30:40 GMT -6
If I remember correctly the barrier was broke when I let one slip during sex. I was laughing so hard I couldn't finish, I was drunk so it was time to wrap it up anyway.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Oct 6, 2008 11:34:26 GMT -6
I ripped one so loud early this morning that it startled my wife (who was still sleeping).
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Post by isu is shit on Oct 6, 2008 12:15:24 GMT -6
I ripped one so loud early this morning that it startled my wife (who was still sleeping). +1...Very nice Heywood! |
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Oct 6, 2008 12:24:19 GMT -6
I ripped one so loud early this morning that it startled my wife (who was still sleeping). +1...Very nice Heywood! I neglected to say that I let another one of similar magnitude within 10 seconds. That one didn't startle her at all.  |
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Post by isu is shit on Oct 6, 2008 12:28:33 GMT -6
try giving her a dutch oven....see if that works.
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Post by mattahawk on Oct 6, 2008 13:42:39 GMT -6
I pretty much let her go whenever the need arises. When it's really bad for me is after we get back from the movie on Friday/Satuday night. Although not so much anymore bince I had to cut down on the pepsi. But in the past it's been drink a large pepsi at the movie. By the time we get home at 9:30 or so I'm feeling it and by 10 you had better watch out.
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Post by Hawkeyes1982 on Oct 6, 2008 21:00:53 GMT -6
We fart around each other and shit she can fart with the best of my guy friends. Quite amazing. I must say though her stink department is lacking, but the loudness is amazing I envy it. But my beer farts knock her off her feet, made her throw up once, it was awesome!!
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Post by Justhawks17 on Oct 7, 2008 17:02:59 GMT -6
If I had a girlfriend, I probably would fart around her ha.
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Post by TBELL on Oct 7, 2008 20:33:58 GMT -6
If I had a girlfriend, I probably would fart around her ha. You need to work on this Justin. |
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