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Post by Ginger on Jun 3, 2019 8:30:19 GMT -6
So Billy how old are you anyway?
I sent you a HB message on Twitter yesterday on your actual birthday and it was never acknowledged. How rude!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 3, 2019 10:11:19 GMT -6
Sorry, I had like two tweets blowing up yesterday and couldn't keep track of all of my notifications.
I am officially acknowledging your birthday greeting right now, and it was noticed and appreciated!
Also, I'm 38 now.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 3, 2019 10:12:21 GMT -6
BTW, this was one of the tweets in question. I'm very proud of it
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Post by Other on Jun 3, 2019 12:09:37 GMT -6
I forgot that Billy and I share a birthday. Happy birthday Billy!
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Post by Ginger on Jun 3, 2019 13:50:56 GMT -6
I forgot that Billy and I share a birthday. Happy birthday Billy! Well happy birthday to you to “other”!
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Post by Ginger on Jun 3, 2019 13:53:21 GMT -6
Sorry, I had like two tweets blowing up yesterday and couldn't keep track of all of my notifications. I am officially acknowledging your birthday greeting right now, and it was noticed and appreciated! Also, I'm 38 now. Ahhh...38...I had the last of my four children at 38. I felt so young then. Son you have about 12 good years before those occasional aches and pains become part of your daily living.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 3, 2019 16:01:26 GMT -6
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FIRST LADY OF THE WASTELAND!
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Post by Ginger on Aug 4, 2019 15:32:03 GMT -6
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FIRST LADY OF THE WASTELAND! Thanks! (TLDR below) Had a busy day! Went to bed late on the 3rd (3 am) because I decided to make a sugar free cheesecake for my birthday and got started late on the 2nd. Then got up at 6 to feed the fucking cats because they do not recognize a persons right to sleep late on their birthday. Went back to bed and mother-in-law called to wish me Happy birthday at 9; decided to get up. Family still asleep. I made myself breakfast and then started cleaning the kitchen. Unloaded and loaded the dishwasher and took out garbage and recycling. Family finally got up around 11 and hinted they were hungry and started watching TV. I ignored them. My oldest daughter had a birthday in June (32) and we had taken the whole family out to eat but no one had gotten her a birthday cake so no “happy birthday song” as it was a weekday and very late by the time dinner wrapped up. She’s bitched about it ever since. So I decided to make her a strawberry rhubarb pie because she likes that and figured we’d sing her happy birthday on my birthday since we’d be all together again. We were supposed to be at daughter #2’s house for dinner at 5. I started chopping rhubarb and strawberries. I also had decided to make vanilla cupcakes because my son has always stated he didn’t like cheesecake and pretty sure he doesn’t like rhubarb so for him, cupcakes, so he wouldn’t be without dessert. Then my husband decided he needed to run “errands”. Which is code for “shit I better get some gifts!” and he left with my son. I baked a couple dozen cupcakes frosted with vanilla cream cheese frosting. Started working on the pie crust which is always a bitch to make. I have never been able to do it without becoming enraged. Yesterday was no exception. Pie crust is tricky if you want it to be flaky and perfect. It’s just flour butter and shortening and a little bit of water but you have to mix it just right; not too much or too little and not too much water. I had read on the internet somewhere that if you replace the water with vodka that it will hold the dough together long enough to form a ball and roll it out but it bakes out leaving a nice flaky crust. I found an old bottle of Cake vodka to use. It did seem to work really well but the pie crust was really difficult to work with because it was really warm in my kitchen and the dough got too warm. We had recently got a new refrigerator and the freezer is on the bottom. With my old fridge (top freezer) I could just put dough (cookie, pie, etc) on a cookie sheet in there to chill for a few minutes but with the bottoms freezer drawer set up, there’s no way to do that. After rolling the dough out it fell apart while trying to get it in the pie pan. So I just patted it in. The top crust fell apart too so I just layered chunks of dough on the top and shoved it in the oven. While doing all that, my oldest daughter called to say she would not be able to contribute the potatoes she and her husband said they would make because he was at work until 6pm. Not sure why she couldn’t. This is a fairly typical thing with her though. So I said we’d handle it. I was going fry up regular and sweet potatoes together. Daughter #3 offered to peel potatoes and she did. Then she says so do I just shove all these down the drain? I look and see that she’s shoved the skins into the garbage disposal. I said “get those out of there! Your dad would kill you if he knew you were putting those down the garage disposal!” She said “you do it”. I told her I only do a little at a time using a lot of water but always throw most of them away. She said she would do that. I didn’t pay attention to what she did. I took the potatoes and started chopping and frying them. By now it was 4:30pm and the pie was due to come out soon. She (D3) had asked me to get some sour cream for her and I opened it a new container and it was completely curdled. I turned the water on and started dumping it down the drain and then...the drain backs up. Both sinks. I turned on the garbage disposal and more stuff erupts in the sink. It slowly goes down. More water and the sink fills back up. Obviously we have a clog. Most likely potato skins. Fucking great. I decide how I’m going to lie about how the sink got clogged. I text him and tell him it’s clogged and to get a small plunger. Meanwhile my daughter is freaking out because she thinks she’s dead meat. He tends to over react and seems especially harsh with her sometimes and is still blaming her for the pipe issue in the basement. He comes home and does everything I’ve done so far and then decides to take the pipes apart. I say “can’t we do this later” as we are supposed to be somewhere and he says it can’t wait. He’s asking if I have any idea what is clogging the sink. I say potato skins. I could hear him setting his jaw and say “potatoes skin, ookaay.” So he thinks I’ve done this and I know since it’s my birthday he’s restraining himself from blowing a gasket. I’m still finishing frying potatoes and have been cooking all day and we are late getting to my daughters house. I’m still wearing my pajamas. D3 grabs the cupcakes and leaves. I start packing up stuff for transport and he’s pulling everything out from under the sink. Gets the pipes apart and starts snaking it. My son is “helping” and complaining about the stinky water. I get dressed, load the car and leave. I get to my D2’s house and unload the car and she’s offering me booze right away. She knows how my day has gone. They give me some kind of wine that is 20% alcohol. It tastes like Welches white grape juice and goes down easy. That was followed by red wine. The shitty day melts away. Around 7 my husband and son finally show up. The drain is still not working he announces. We have dinner, dessert and presents. D1 was surprised with the pie and by the way, despite how ugly it looked the pie was great. So was the cheesecake. My husband left early because he was on call and was supposed to do a transplant case in the morning. We made a big fire in their fire pit. I don’t know if my son in law was trying to appease me by using charcoal starter instead of gasoline like he did last year when I gave him a ton of shit about it, but I appreciated his thoughtfulness and not being blown up. Finally packed up and went home. On the way home my son thanked me for working so hard on my birthday and asked why I made cupcakes. I said that I did that for him since I knew he didn’t like cheesecake. He says he likes cheesecake NOW but not when he was younger. Who knew. My husband had a “do not use” sign on the sink. It was back together but he had put down a bunch of draino. I opened my new AirPods I received and finished the night listening to disco Today has been more relaxing...for me. Big D has been working on the drain all day as the draino did not work and has gotten a 50ft cable down it that he just bought because the 25 footer wasn’t long enough and it’s still clogged. This is more than potato skin folks. Now if that isn’t bad enough, the power in our neighborhood has gone out. The kids say they are hot (it’s not) and are trying to find games to play on their computers that they don’t need internet for.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 4, 2019 16:22:53 GMT -6
Why didn't any of you shit heels wish ginger a happy birthday? I'm disappoint.
Also, I was going to text you a birthday greeting, but I fully expected you to be so busy it would be a burden
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 4, 2019 16:36:31 GMT -6
Why didn't any of you shit heels wish ginger a happy birthday? I'm disappoint. Also, I was going to text you a birthday greeting, but I fully expected you to be so busy it would be a burden This tradition here to wait a day or two weeks after someone's birthday to wish then a happy birthday. Happy birthday Ginger!
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Post by egadsto on Aug 5, 2019 8:55:25 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Oct 17, 2019 12:56:05 GMT -6
Who's going to take one for the team.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 17, 2019 15:55:09 GMT -6
Who's going to take one for the team. Scooters here somewhere. Happy birthday old guy.
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Post by Ginger on Jun 2, 2020 8:17:34 GMT -6
Happy Birthday to Bill the thrill. What did you get him Duff?
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Post by Other on Jun 2, 2020 13:36:16 GMT -6
Happy Birthday to Bill the thrill. What did you get him Duff? God Dammit.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 2, 2020 17:30:27 GMT -6
Happy Birthday Ricky! Yesterday was a big day in our family as my oldest daughter had her second child, a son. He will be serving backup to Meandrunks kids, as he weighed 9lbs 6oz. 21” long. Little one is on suspension from daycare due to bodyslamming a 1st grader. He'll be 2 in a couple months. Update today. He pushed over an 11 year old and laughed. The 11 year old kept looking for another kid who wasn't 4 because he didn't realize that lil shit is jacked.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 18, 2020 9:27:19 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 14, 2021 11:19:14 GMT -6
Anyone want to have a blowout party for my 40th in a few weeks?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 26, 2021 10:06:20 GMT -6
Anyone want to have a blowout party for my 40th in a few weeks? Fine, none of you are invited
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Post by egadsto on May 26, 2021 12:19:20 GMT -6
Anyone want to have a blowout party for my 40th in a few weeks? Fine, none of you are invited
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Post by Other on May 26, 2021 14:18:22 GMT -6
Anyone want to have a blowout party for my 40th in a few weeks? Fine, none of you are invited Cool
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Post by Ginger on May 26, 2021 14:24:53 GMT -6
Anyone want to have a blowout party for my 40th in a few weeks? Fine, none of you are invited I was just told by my dentist that I need to rest my TMJ and not to open my mouth very wide.
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Post by Other on Jun 2, 2021 18:47:43 GMT -6
Happy 40th birthday Billy.
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Post by Ginger on Jun 2, 2021 20:51:20 GMT -6
Happy 40th birthday Billy. I wonder if he’s fucked up.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 29, 2021 17:54:27 GMT -6
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