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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 1, 2013 12:40:34 GMT -6
Well... Last thursday, I was in Le Denver again for work. I had just got off work and checked into my hotel room. The check in girl was a very hot, dark complected italian girl with a very sexy voice. I thought of rubbing one out to her, but first I had to take a shit. Well, lets just say that shit plugged the fuck out of the toilet, so knowing that I'd be drinking some beer and need to piss later, I called down to have them send some mexican maintenance dude up to plunge the fuck out of it. Nope, they sent up the hot chick with a plunger to pull out a 16 inch shit that clogged the fuck out of it. Holy Shit. That. IS AWESOME!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2013 13:43:46 GMT -6
The doctor recently asked me to provide a stool sample. So I gave him one.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 13, 2013 15:39:06 GMT -6
I had an emergency soft shit situation this afternoon. A critical shart during a meeting lead me to slowly excuse myself, passing in front of all of teh boss men. When I got back to mah seat, the office chair smelled worse than the fucking shitter. Since I assume teh bosses breathe air, they prolly thought I filled mah draws when I walked by them.
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Post by socal on Mar 22, 2022 10:38:29 GMT -6
Any bets on if Lindsey's storming out today was because he got too excited and did an OKFP?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 22, 2022 10:51:19 GMT -6
Any bets on if Lindsey's storming out today was because he got too excited and did an OKFP? I didn't see it. What happened? Miss Lindsey is always good for a helluva tantrum in confirmation hearings. Wasn't it at a confirmation hearing where he gave his "I hope y'all never get power again" rant? Anyway, he probably had to bolt out of there because he had to check on his investments in Ukraine or something like that. They have to have a Kompromat file on the guy or something because he's balls deep in talking about it. Maybe it's because Boeing is in the state and they get a big cut of drone sales. Or maybe he did shit his pants. Whatever it is, it stinks.
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Post by socal on Mar 22, 2022 11:00:53 GMT -6
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Post by LansingHawk on Mar 22, 2022 17:46:01 GMT -6
Lindsey is such a fucking cunt. Can he do anymore to embarrass himself and his constituents? This gave me the chuckles.
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Post by socal on Jul 11, 2022 20:42:59 GMT -6
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Post by socal on Jul 13, 2022 3:24:13 GMT -6
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Post by TaterWanger on Jul 13, 2022 9:29:44 GMT -6
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