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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2013 23:43:54 GMT -6
Look asshole, mah wiege nevart leanered t o drive,. I drunj but she got mah jome. So fuuuuuxko ff!@!`thats why! So, wait, your wife is 14, doesn't have a license, but can drive you home when you get totally shit- faced?
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 2, 2013 5:19:42 GMT -6
Ghost, R you okay?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 5:45:46 GMT -6
Oh, Ghost....won't see him no more...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 7:41:12 GMT -6
In addition to being a child bride who Ghosto has masterfully taught to drive even before she could get a driver's license so she can cart his sorry ass home when he gets hammered, we're learning Frau Ghosto is into the lesbo scene (#notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat) and forces her Sugar Ghosto to take her to trendy little wine bars so she can buy fitty-dollar-a-bottle fruit of teh grape to share with her liek-minded girlfriends. Hox lose? Not the worst thing to happen to me yesterdayGhosto, do I have that about right? Where'd you meet her? Did she and some of her sexy-time dressed little friends surround your tourist van when you pulled up outside a Munich night club, grab you by the arm and promise you "sehr gute parteizeit"?
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Post by #70 on Sept 2, 2013 7:49:28 GMT -6
Omg he married an Asian.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 2, 2013 8:00:42 GMT -6
O U gaiz!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 8:41:44 GMT -6
Do you have a big head today, Ghosto? That's how mah Aunt Dorothea used to describe a hangover.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 2, 2013 9:34:09 GMT -6
Mah head is good, but I has teh tummy ache.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 2, 2013 10:05:02 GMT -6
Mah head is good, but I has teh tummy ache. The hangover stomach ache is one of the worst....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 11:39:05 GMT -6
I always just feel fogged in and greasy and cranky when I haz hangover (which I did yesterday, thanks to teh fuckin' Hox shitting the bed on satderpday)
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Post by #70 on Sept 4, 2013 9:04:44 GMT -6
So I went to a concert in Denva last night wiht a buncha friends. I got drunk as fuck. On the way back to the car, I needed to pee. I see 2 dumpsters in an alley next our car. I think to myself, "that's a good spot to pee". So I walked over and started pissing. Next thing I know some dude is coming out of his camo sleeping bag where I'm pissin. I was pissin right on this dude. He was liek "hey man, don't piss on me". I said I was very sorry and started pissin behind me. He was all liek "its alright, bro, not the first time I've been pissed on". So I gave him $5 for a deace breakfast and went on my way.
brah story cool.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 9:09:36 GMT -6
So I went to a concert in Denva last night wiht a buncha friends. I got drunk as fuck. On the way back to the car, I needed to pee. I see 2 dumpsters in an alley next our car. I think to myself, "that's a good spot to pee". So I walked over and started pissing. Next thing I know some dude is coming out of his camo sleeping bag where I'm pissin. I was pissin right on this dude. He was liek "hey man, don't piss on me". I said I was very sorry and started pissin behind me. He was all liek "its alright, bro, not the first time I've been pissed on". So I gave him $5 for a deace breakfast and went on my way. brah story cool. That's just fukked up enuf to be true. Liek
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 9:35:39 GMT -6
what exactly is a Daece breffy? I'm guessing 8 eggs scrambled with 'merrkan cheese, 6 thick-cut bacon strips, 6 sausage patties, 6 sausage links, two short stacks, about a half pound of home fries, and an XL chocolate milk (figuring Daece is too much of a juvenile pussy to drink coffee)?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 9:36:33 GMT -6
Oh, and half a loaf of toasted wonder bredd slathered with "shed's spread" because he's watching his fat & cholesterol LOL
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Post by #70 on Sept 4, 2013 10:04:15 GMT -6
what exactly is a Daece breffy? I'm guessing 8 eggs scrambled with 'merrkan cheese, 6 thick-cut bacon strips, 6 sausage patties, 6 sausage links, two short stacks, about a half pound of home fries, and an XL chocolate milk (figuring Daece is too much of a juvenile pussy to drink coffee)? Shit. I should have spotted him a $20.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2013 15:14:04 GMT -6
UH OH I DRUNJ TOO!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2013 15:47:14 GMT -6
Well friendo, as you know I was fasting all yesterday, and broke teh fast wif teh pizza. I didn't eat dinner last night, and all I had for breakfast was 1/2 a cinnamon roll, which was teh treat I brought muh SUnday School class. After church, we went out with die Frau's twin sister and BF for lunch, and I consumed a Sam Adam's Winter Lager on an empty stomach, then another while eating muh wingz. I came home, and broke into muh special reserve of Yeungling tall boys, and crushed a couple, and thinking of a third just for kix, which will give me an hour to sober up before Sunday dinner with mah fam.
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Post by Plez Azkins on Nov 24, 2013 16:31:14 GMT -6
Damn Ghost, 4 beers. I bet you are hammered. You having a Zima next?
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 24, 2013 16:33:28 GMT -6
I dunno what's going on here. But I read something about a "twin" a few poasts ago... I'ma go look up naked twins now.
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Post by #70 on Nov 24, 2013 16:33:31 GMT -6
Well friendo, as you know I was fasting all yesterday, and broke teh fast wif teh pizza. I didn't eat dinner last night, and all I had for breakfast was 1/2 a cinnamon roll, which was teh treat I brought muh SUnday School class. After church, we went out with die Frau's twin sister and BF for lunch, and I consumed a Sam Adam's Winter Lager on an empty stomach, then another while eating muh wingz. I came home, and broke into muh special reserve of Yeungling tall boys, and crushed a couple, and thinking of a third just for kix, which will give me an hour to sober up before Sunday dinner with mah fam. Special reserve of Yeungling. Uhhhhhhhhhh. k.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2013 16:41:21 GMT -6
Damn Ghost, 4 beers. I bet you are hammered. You having a Zima next? Empty stomach bitch. I started drinjing after consuming 1,200 calories in the previous 48 hours.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 24, 2013 16:42:08 GMT -6
Well friendo, as you know I was fasting all yesterday, and broke teh fast wif teh pizza. I didn't eat dinner last night, and all I had for breakfast was 1/2 a cinnamon roll, which was teh treat I brought muh SUnday School class. After church, we went out with die Frau's twin sister and BF for lunch, and I consumed a Sam Adam's Winter Lager on an empty stomach, then another while eating muh wingz. I came home, and broke into muh special reserve of Yeungling tall boys, and crushed a couple, and thinking of a third just for kix, which will give me an hour to sober up before Sunday dinner with mah fam. Special reserve of Yeungling. Uhhhhhhhhhh. k.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 24, 2013 16:44:00 GMT -6
I can haz Youngling someday? //
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Post by twinlaker on Nov 24, 2013 17:26:48 GMT -6
I dunno what's going on here. But I read something about a "twin" a few poasts ago... I'ma go look up naked twins now. Don't dig too far ice..... BTW..... guess which one is me!!!! ??
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 24, 2013 18:06:51 GMT -6
I dunno what's going on here. But I read something about a "twin" a few poasts ago... I'ma go look up naked twins now. Don't dig too far ice..... BTW..... guess which one is me!!!! ?? Guess which one is WHO?!?!?
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