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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 29, 2013 19:43:11 GMT -6
I would get the hell off of here, C.
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Post by Incogayno. on Oct 29, 2013 19:44:23 GMT -6
When it comes, it comes.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 29, 2013 19:45:36 GMT -6
OMFG, this is really liek a freaky ass coincidence. I would have NEVAR understood this thread before liek 4 hours ago.
Cool story time...I was at the library looking for a new book about WWI, as I quit my previous WWI book early because it was teh sux0rs. I looked through a few different one, and opened one on the Battle of teh Marne. When I opened it up, there was a piece of paper inside, folded-up, and what I could read through the folds made reference to having a BM the color and consistency of Mountain Dew. I didn't know what it meant, but I immediately knew God wanted me to read this book.
Later, I went home and read all about it. It was seriously a prep sheet for a colonostomy patient on Dr's letterhead, inexplicably stuffed in a library book.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 19:48:27 GMT -6
OMFG, this is really liek a freaky ass coincidence. I would have NEVAR understood this thread before liek 4 hours ago. Cool story time...I was at the library looking for a new book about WWI, as I quit my previous WWI book early because it was teh sux0rs. I looked through a few different one, and opened one on the Battle of teh Marne. When I opened it up, there was a piece of paper inside, folded-up, and what I could read through the folds made reference to having a BM the color and consistency of Mountain Dew. I didn't know what it meant, but I immediately knew God wanted me to read this book. Later, I went home and read all about it. It was seriously a prep sheet for a colonostomy patient on Dr's letterhead, inexplicably stuffed in a library book. Probably someone was reading that book on the toilet. |
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 19:49:40 GMT -6
I would get the hell off of here, C. I have a small house so the bathroom is not far and my pucker string is still tight.  |
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 29, 2013 19:50:43 GMT -6
In case anyone's wondering...this stuff isn't working yet... It will, with a vengeance. |
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 29, 2013 19:52:16 GMT -6
I would get the hell off of here, C. I have a small house so the bathroom is not far and my pucker string is still tight. It doesn't matter how big or small tie house is, you won't be straying too far from the bathroom. |
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Post by Incogayno. on Oct 29, 2013 19:52:36 GMT -6
It will be a long night. Take naps on the shitter.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 29, 2013 19:53:33 GMT -6
OMFG, this is really liek a freaky ass coincidence. I would have NEVAR understood this thread before liek 4 hours ago. Cool story time...I was at the library looking for a new book about WWI, as I quit my previous WWI book early because it was teh sux0rs. I looked through a few different one, and opened one on the Battle of teh Marne. When I opened it up, there was a piece of paper inside, folded-up, and what I could read through the folds made reference to having a BM the color and consistency of Mountain Dew. I didn't know what it meant, but I immediately knew God wanted me to read this book. Later, I went home and read all about it. It was seriously a prep sheet for a colonostomy patient on Dr's letterhead, inexplicably stuffed in a library book. Probably someone was reading that book on the toilet. That book has been flagged, big time! |
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 19:53:38 GMT -6
I have a small house so the bathroom is not far and my pucker string is still tight. No denials from me on that one... |
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 19:54:32 GMT -6
Wha? I think I'm cramping...
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Post by Incogayno. on Oct 29, 2013 19:55:15 GMT -6
Someone's Pregos. Gonna pass a kid on the john.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 29, 2013 19:55:43 GMT -6
Wha? I think I'm cramping... You'll be doing a lot of crapping. |
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Post by Stan's Field on Oct 29, 2013 19:56:04 GMT -6
Done here.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 20:14:09 GMT -6
Nothing yet
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 29, 2013 20:14:17 GMT -6
Apropos to nothing, I just want to share that I have shit 4 times today.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 20:43:11 GMT -6
It's working.
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 29, 2013 20:43:59 GMT -6
THANKS OBAMA
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Post by Incogayno. on Oct 29, 2013 20:45:41 GMT -6
I imagine her sitting there as she types this and actually screaming, "It's working!" |
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Post by twinlaker on Oct 29, 2013 21:29:01 GMT -6
C'mon people... a colonoscopy is a routine procedure any more. Due to family history and some previous issues, I have had 10-12 of them in the last 30 years. There is no "radioactive" anything, and no enemas. The prep can vary as, Freaky has said, but it is no where near as bad as it was 30 years ago!!! All of you, when you reach a certain age, NEED to have this done! No excuses.... a trip to the dentist is worse than this procedure, and it can definitely save your life! Be a man..... Go to the doctor!  (Sorry Freaky, but as a health professional, you know what I mean). |
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 21:42:53 GMT -6
C'mon people... a colonoscopy is a routine procedure any more. Due to family history and some previous issues, I have had 10-12 of them in the last 30 years. There is no "radioactive" anything, and no enemas. The prep can vary as, Freaky has said, but it is no where near as bad as it was 30 years ago!!! All of you, when you reach a certain age, NEED to have this done! No excuses.... a trip to the dentist is worse than this procedure, and it can definitely save your life! Be a man..... Go to the doctor! (Sorry Freaky, but as a health professional, you know what I mean). Yes. I know what you mean. Everybody should have that initial one around 50 but if you have ANY history of colon cancer in your family, you should have it sooner. Make sure yor doctor is aware of your family history. |
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Post by twinlaker on Oct 29, 2013 21:57:46 GMT -6
wow, Laker just went full heavy metal radioactive twat-waffle up in here LOLOLOLaker Yo, Man of Steel.... I know you have heard many times from people, questioning what you have stuck up yur butt! You are of about that age..... Be a Man! Get it done for the Mrs. if for no other reason! |
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 29, 2013 22:00:35 GMT -6
Ass cam beats the alternative I guess.
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Post by Incogayno. on Oct 29, 2013 22:07:01 GMT -6
I will admit. I was in heaven after my anus was probed.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 29, 2013 22:07:24 GMT -6
I have a bad headache. I am guessing that's a coincindence. It's like a hangover headache without the queasy stomach.
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