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Post by egadsto on Nov 3, 2013 14:16:52 GMT -6
They always find pre-cancerous polyps in me, that's why I'm supposed to have a colonoscopy every 3 years. I almost always wake up during the procedure and watch thing son the video screen. Same here on the polyps. I get a test every year because of my ulcerative colitis. I only remember seeing the video screen once in about 10 colonoscopies.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Nov 3, 2013 14:24:16 GMT -6
Fuck man. Buzzkill city. Hope things are okay for you now. I will get the test when I have to. Doc said it's coming here in a few years most likely. Also, I have purposely altered my diet to nearly eliminate all red meat... which is a bitch to do, btw. Get the test when you're 50 gumby...if I remember correctly, you have a few years yet to go to worry about that. I don't think I can give up red meat....although with the prices lately, it might become a necessity that I do so! It'll prolly be here in a few years when I am 45, G. Not looking forward to but if the drugs are as cool as described here in this thread, I may not dread it so much.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 3, 2013 20:09:26 GMT -6
I'm growing less and less fond of mass amounts of red meat... I suppose that's a good thing.............. Me too Ice... difficult to do, because I sure do enjoy a great steak! Maybe just once in awhile now, instead of 3-4 times a month. Damn, all the good stuff in life is bad for you. I just got a 1/4 beef too............. Ffffuuuuuuuuuu Beef was free, just paid fer processing.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 3, 2013 22:17:14 GMT -6
U sure can. I honestly ain't even know how long it's gunna take me to eat it all.....
Sidenote: marinated and aged round steak makes decent fajitas......
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 3, 2013 22:25:27 GMT -6
She eats plenty. She enjoys hamburger's versatility. Ppl accuse me of not letting her eat due to her petite(easy to throw around) physique. pffffffff. Her metabalism. is purty fucking strong...
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 3, 2013 22:34:30 GMT -6
Honest question. Why does Cake vodak exist? Don't state the obvious reasons either.........I know people(chix) liek flavored vodaks, but that shit couldn't pass for decent swill in Somalia.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 3, 2013 22:44:04 GMT -6
At first sip(gag) it's liek hey, kinda tastes like stale birfday cake. Then you're all liek huh, that shit is pure kerosene........
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 4, 2013 8:25:37 GMT -6
They always find pre-cancerous polyps in me, that's why I'm supposed to have a colonoscopy every 3 years. I almost always wake up during the procedure and watch thing son the video screen. They should at least give you the remote or something.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 4, 2013 8:47:36 GMT -6
They always find pre-cancerous polyps in me, that's why I'm supposed to have a colonoscopy every 3 years. I almost always wake up during the procedure and watch thing son the video screen. They should at least give you the remote or something. One time the doctor asked the nurse a question about me but she didn't know the answer so I correctly answered but they ignored me. I knew I gave the correct answer but later on in the recovery room I couldn't even remember what the question was.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 4, 2013 10:15:19 GMT -6
oh, it's real, and it's spectacular.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 4, 2013 10:19:29 GMT -6
I thought that was a diffent episode.
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Post by twinlaker on Nov 4, 2013 11:39:08 GMT -6
They should at least give you the remote or something. One time the doctor asked the nurse a question about me but she didn't know the answer so I correctly answered but they ignored me. I knew I gave the correct answer but later on in the recovery room I couldn't even remember what the question was. That is some good happy gas they give you on the table....life is all butterflies and rainbows wit dat stuff!
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Post by LansingHawk on Nov 4, 2013 12:21:44 GMT -6
Get the test. I didn't and ended up having a substantial chunk of colon removed back in 2008. Not fun. Fuck man. Buzzkill city. Hope things are okay for you now. I will get the test when I have to. Doc said it's coming here in a few years most likely. Also, I have purposely altered my diet to nearly eliminate all red meat... which is a bitch to do, btw. Everything is good. No problems since.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 4, 2013 12:31:31 GMT -6
Damn you guys, I be getting mad jelly. I never get teh goof juice for anything.
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Post by egadsto on Nov 20, 2013 17:49:58 GMT -6
One time the doctor asked the nurse a question about me but she didn't know the answer so I correctly answered but they ignored me. I knew I gave the correct answer but later on in the recovery room I couldn't even remember what the question was. That is some good happy gas they give you on the table....life is all butterflies and rainbows wit dat stuff! Had my latest colonoscopy today. The joy joice is marvelous.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 20, 2013 20:05:09 GMT -6
That is some good happy gas they give you on the table....life is all butterflies and rainbows wit dat stuff! Had my latest colonoscopy today. The joy joice is marvelous. Let me know if on Saturday, if you have trouble with any highway exits....
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Post by egadsto on Nov 20, 2013 22:11:35 GMT -6
Had my latest colonoscopy today. The joy joice is marvelous. Let me know if on Saturday, if you have trouble with any highway exits.... That won't happen. My wife doesn't drive in big cities.
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Post by egadsto on May 4, 2014 15:57:26 GMT -6
Lewis Black on Congress (1st) then colonoscopies!
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Post by Ginger on May 4, 2014 19:41:33 GMT -6
Lewis Black on Congress (1st) then colonoscopies! Nice find egads!
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Post by Ginger on Jun 24, 2015 17:27:48 GMT -6
Well...looks like next time I need to record this event with my own poop cam...at least the audio. www.washingtonpost.com/local/anesthesiologist-trashes-sedated-patient-jury-orders-her-to-pay-500000/2015/06/23/cae05c00-18f3-11e5-ab92-c75ae6ab94b5_story.htmlFrom the article... Sitting in his surgical gown inside a large medical suite in Reston, Va., a Vienna man prepared for his colonoscopy by pressing record on his smartphone, to capture the instructions his doctor would give him after the procedure. But as soon as he pressed play on his way home, he was shocked out of his anesthesia-induced stupor: He found that he had recorded the entire examination and that the surgical team had mocked and insulted him as soon as he drifted off to sleep. In addition to their vicious commentary, the doctors discussed avoiding the man after the colonoscopy, instructing an assistant to lie to him, and then placed a false diagnosis on his chart. “After five minutes of talking to you in pre-op,” the anesthesiologist told the sedated patient, “I wanted to punch you in the face and man you up a little bit,” she was recorded saying.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 25, 2015 8:38:40 GMT -6
Unprofessional sure, but not that horrible. What got her into trouble was the adding hemorrhoids to his chart when she said she couldn't see any.
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Post by Ginger on Jun 25, 2015 9:23:10 GMT -6
Unprofessional sure, but not that horrible. What got her into trouble was the adding hemorrhoids to his chart when she said she couldn't see any. That is more than unprofessional. Having been in healthcare for over 30 years though...it unfortunately is not unusual.
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