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Post by Plez Azkins on Nov 17, 2013 11:25:19 GMT -6
I would really like to cunt punch that lady.
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Post by Incogayno. on Nov 17, 2013 11:58:05 GMT -6
I would really like to cunt punch that lady. Yeah I'd punch her alright, donkey punch.
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Post by Incogayno. on Nov 17, 2013 13:34:17 GMT -6
I believe you have your condition confused with Narcissistic personality disorder. You would not be able to function well as a salesman with Aspergers....but as a narcissist? Yeah. This is more like it. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001930/No, I have been diagnosed with Asperger's. I kid you not. I know all about Autism Spectrum disorders now. You'll say you don't believe me and that I have to be trolling, but I assure you I am being 100% truthful. I will provide you with my wife's celly via PM if you want to verify my statement. If you can't tell the difference between NPD and Asperger's, well...that's a "you" problem. I know it's fun for you (and duff and some of the other Big Brains here) to post pics of beautiful, rare, innocent animals that ignorant asshole humans have slaughtered for no reason whatsoever, and then sit back and hoot as I become angry, but you should know that it has absolutely crushed any respect I ever had for y'all. C'est la vie, eh? I mean, fuck PETA and the ASPCA, right? Fucking liberals. I thought this was going to be an intervention for a second.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 17, 2013 13:53:20 GMT -6
I believe you have your condition confused with Narcissistic personality disorder. You would not be able to function well as a salesman with Aspergers....but as a narcissist? Yeah. This is more like it. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001930/No, I have been diagnosed with Asperger's. I kid you not. I know all about Autism Spectrum disorders now. You'll say you don't believe me and that I have to be trolling, but I assure you I am being 100% truthful. I will provide you with my wife's celly via PM if you want to verify my statement. If you can't tell the difference between NPD and Asperger's, well...that's a "you" problem. I know it's fun for you (and duff and some of the other Big Brains here) to post pics of beautiful, rare, innocent animals that ignorant asshole humans have slaughtered for no reason whatsoever, and then sit back and hoot as I become angry, but you should know that it has absolutely crushed any respect I ever had for y'all. C'est la vie, eh? I mean, fuck PETA and the ASPCA, right? Fucking liberals. Look, you big baby... I don't need your wife to tell me you're a dumbass. You're okay with getting everyone else riled up but oh noes, it's not fair when it happens to Eric. "Stop being mean to me!" Geesh. Baby. Big baby. Nana boo boo. C'est la vie.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 17, 2013 18:56:54 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 17, 2013 19:27:40 GMT -6
Fuckin cats
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Nov 18, 2013 21:14:05 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Nov 18, 2013 21:59:22 GMT -6
That should be in the laffy thread or start a new one for Fuckin wacko's.
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Post by Ginger on Nov 26, 2013 21:43:07 GMT -6
Hey Norwalk, Do you like cats?
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Nov 26, 2013 21:46:41 GMT -6
Hey Norwalk, Do you like cats? I've got four cats actually, only one of them I like...
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Post by Ed Jeffries on Nov 27, 2013 10:19:55 GMT -6
Good morning TweeterHawk,
We have one of those Cat's Meow toys. The cat got tired of it somewhat quickly, as happens with most toys she has been purchased. A box, however, well.. that's the most amazing thing ever and hours of entertainment.
Regards, Ed
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Post by twinlaker on Nov 27, 2013 11:13:38 GMT -6
Good morning TweeterHawk, We have one of those Cat's Meow toys. The cat got tired of it somewhat quickly, as happens with most toys she has been purchased. A box, however, well.. that's the most amazing thing ever and hours of entertainment. Regards, Ed Good morning Mr. Ed, I had to look high and low on the interwebz for that official Cat's Meow toy and most of the other online videos shot by actual users were, well let's just say, less than flattering. The cats either looked totally bored or easily caught the thing, causing the gears to ratchet away. In other words, it looked like a piece of crap. But glad your pussy likes her box.Regards, TweeterHawk When that Pulitzer comes your way... we can all say, we knew him then!?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 9, 2013 21:21:58 GMT -6
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Post by Incogayno. on Dec 9, 2013 22:38:43 GMT -6
The trole trolled teh troll.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 9, 2013 22:40:31 GMT -6
The trole trolled teh troll. That cat reminds me of Tanner Miller. Baits you into going his way. Acts like he ain't paying attention. Then. BAM. Closing speed, bitches.
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 10, 2013 13:57:08 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Dec 10, 2013 14:39:58 GMT -6
Personally I don't prefer cats.. Their asses and vaginas are far too tiny for me to fuck.
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Post by Other on Dec 10, 2013 15:35:25 GMT -6
Why the fuck are moose a protected species in Iowa and Mountain Lions are not? By their own description the lion had already fed on a deer, no justifiable reason to shoot it.
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Post by Other on Dec 10, 2013 16:04:46 GMT -6
Justification: CABELA'S GUY NEEDED TO FEEL MACHO. No shit, do people in Colorado kill every mountain lion they see because what they could do (but almost never actually do)? Fucking timid provencial hicks.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 10, 2013 17:39:57 GMT -6
Why the fuck are we just now hearing about this? I don't recall hearing anything about it the past few days. In a state liek this, where a restaurant closing is prime time news, you'd think we'd have heard something the day of the killing...
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 10, 2013 17:41:36 GMT -6
In other news, the dipshit DNR FINALLY closed Jackrabbit season..........I haven't seen one in 10+ years.
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Post by Other on Dec 10, 2013 21:12:38 GMT -6
In other news, the dipshit DNR FINALLY closed Jackrabbit season..........I haven't seen one in 10+ years. They're still out in western Iowa but probably not in huntable numbers. I saw a dead one on the side of the road between Audubon and Coon Rapids a few years back, big sucker too.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 10, 2013 21:50:57 GMT -6
Ive never seen one in Iowa, and I spent a good portion of mah youth lookin for shit to kill wifn mah gun in western Iowa.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 10, 2013 22:42:37 GMT -6
They're mainly in northern iowa these days I think, mainly the wide open isolated areas. Fucking things can be right out in the open fields during a ground blizzard and be happy as pigs in shit...
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 10, 2013 22:44:11 GMT -6
In other news, the dipshit DNR FINALLY closed Jackrabbit season..........I haven't seen one in 10+ years. They're still out in western Iowa but probably not in huntable numbers. I saw a dead one on the side of the road between Audubon and Coon Rapids a few years back, big sucker too. Like 2-3 years ago? That's good to know.
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