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Dogs
Nov 20, 2013 8:00:21 GMT -6
Post by thefuckingboss on Nov 20, 2013 8:00:21 GMT -6
Dogs are the greatest creature created.
I prefer the company of my dog to almost anyone.
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Dogs
Nov 20, 2013 8:04:52 GMT -6
Post by thefuckingboss on Nov 20, 2013 8:04:52 GMT -6
Everyone claims to have the best dog. No one says, "I don't really like my dog."
If you treat your dog well, they will be awesome. And when you inevitably have to say good bye, your next dog is awesome too.
I have no other conclusion than it isn't my dog or your dog that is awesome.
It's just dogs.
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Nov 20, 2013 9:03:07 GMT -6
Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 20, 2013 9:03:07 GMT -6
Everyone claims to have the best dog. No one says, "I don't really like my dog." If you treat your dog well, they will be awesome. And when you inevitably have to say good bye, your next dog is awesome too. I have no other conclusion than it isn't my dog or your dog that is awesome. It's just dogs. My dog is the best dog around humans. She loves almost everyone other than people who cover their faces in the summer. She is also pretty much trained to run up to hot chicks and get them to bend down and show cleav and say "ahh, you're so cute." But around other dogs, holy fucking shit, that thing is a psycho. She does fine with maybe 25% of them, gets excited but doesn't got crazy around 50% of them and then goes just absolutely apeshit berzerk around 25% of dogs. And when she goes berzerk, nothing will stop her. I yell, tug her hard, try to distract her into doing tricks (including showing her some bacon treats), pick her up, whatever, it don't fucking matter, she wants to kill. She bit the shit out of my hand last night when the elevator opened and there was a dog standing right in front of the door. So I ain't gonna claim to have the best dog overall. My dog is a pretty big asshole at least once or twice a day.
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Nov 20, 2013 9:26:51 GMT -6
Ginger likes this
Post by Other on Nov 20, 2013 9:26:51 GMT -6
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Nov 20, 2013 11:08:32 GMT -6
Post by #70 on Nov 20, 2013 11:08:32 GMT -6
Everyone claims to have the best dog. No one says, "I don't really like my dog." If you treat your dog well, they will be awesome. And when you inevitably have to say good bye, your next dog is awesome too. I have no other conclusion than it isn't my dog or your dog that is awesome. It's just dogs. My dog is the best dog around humans. She loves almost everyone other than people who cover their faces in the summer. She is also pretty much trained to run up to hot chicks and get them to bend down and show cleav and say "ahh, you're so cute." But around other dogs, holy fucking shit, that thing is a psycho. She does fine with maybe 25% of them, gets excited but doesn't got crazy around 50% of them and then goes just absolutely apeshit berzerk around 25% of dogs. And when she goes berzerk, nothing will stop her. I yell, tug her hard, try to distract her into doing tricks (including showing her some bacon treats), pick her up, whatever, it don't fucking matter, she wants to kill. She bit the shit out of my hand last night when the elevator opened and there was a dog standing right in front of the door. So I ain't gonna claim to have the best dog overall. My dog is a pretty big asshole at least once or twice a day. My dog can be an asshole around other dogs too. But my dog is also clearly better than your dog. And most everyone elses dog. Nearly the best dog ever.
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Dogs
Nov 20, 2013 12:35:11 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Nov 20, 2013 12:35:11 GMT -6
My dog doesn't like other dogs either. Seems to want to attack them if he is with us. At the kennel, they say he's "good....but...." Every day is hump day for him and they have to put him in solitary because the other dogs were complaining.
He's not crazy about people either. Pretty sure there's a few kids in the neighborhood he'd like to eat.
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Dogs
Nov 20, 2013 12:57:17 GMT -6
Post by The Resistance on Nov 20, 2013 12:57:17 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Nov 20, 2013 13:00:40 GMT -6
^^ghey?
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Dogs
Nov 20, 2013 13:15:59 GMT -6
Post by The Resistance on Nov 20, 2013 13:15:59 GMT -6
Lesbo's and the black one will rip your leg off the next time you are in the neighborhood and on the grounds of the golf course without advanced notice.
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Dogs
Nov 20, 2013 13:22:21 GMT -6
Post by #70 on Nov 20, 2013 13:22:21 GMT -6
Lesbo's and the black one will rip your leg off the next time you are in the neighborhood and on the grounds of the golf course without advanced notice. I be in golf cart that pup can't catch me! It gonna be open this summer, btw?
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Dogs
Nov 20, 2013 13:28:35 GMT -6
Post by The Resistance on Nov 20, 2013 13:28:35 GMT -6
Yep, looking good. Additional water so grab more nuggets from Nocontestin.
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Nov 20, 2013 21:40:28 GMT -6
Post by Ginger on Nov 20, 2013 21:40:28 GMT -6
This was the half time show at the basketball game on Sunday.
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Nov 20, 2013 21:45:39 GMT -6
Post by #70 on Nov 20, 2013 21:45:39 GMT -6
Yep, looking good. Additional water so grab more nuggets from Nocontestin. Water, eh? hmm. I lost enough off the tee with the massive tree in the middle of the fairway. I'm not sure he'll give me any more.
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Dec 3, 2013 8:27:55 GMT -6
Post by Stan's Field on Dec 3, 2013 8:27:55 GMT -6
^^what's that weapon's serial #?^^
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Dec 9, 2013 10:53:25 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Dec 9, 2013 10:53:25 GMT -6
I agree, T. No reason at all to coerce a confused, possibly frightened puppy into howling for human entertainment. It is borderline cruelty. Humans suck. You're human (I think) therefore you suck.
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Dogs
Dec 9, 2013 12:30:12 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Dec 9, 2013 12:30:12 GMT -6
you such moar because you are mean to little Ollie Yah. I'm mean to him....
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Post by Other on Dec 9, 2013 12:40:45 GMT -6
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Dec 9, 2013 12:43:04 GMT -6
Post by Other on Dec 9, 2013 12:43:04 GMT -6
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Jan 17, 2014 9:09:14 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 17, 2014 9:09:14 GMT -6
My dogs kennel does not have a door on it. She does like to sleep in it, but she is never confined there.
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Jan 17, 2014 9:15:44 GMT -6
Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 17, 2014 9:15:44 GMT -6
why anyone thinks it is OK to put that wonderful animal in a fucking cage is beyond me. all you fuckers with your crating and caging...fuck all y'all. If your dog can't be trusted in the house alone, that's because you are a lazy shitbird who doesn't understand dogs and/or how to properly train them. Assholes. I see red when I hear some lazy stupid "dog expert" say, "oh, dogs are den animals, they LIKE to be confined in a cold steel cage!" It is absolute horseshit. It terrifies them by making them feel helpless and it drives them crazy because they can't escape. Fucking retards. u r a retard. We've kenneled/crate trained our dog since we've received him. He sleeps in his kennel every night with the door open. He lies down in there when he's nervous like when the vacuum cleaner is running or during thunder storms. We don't leave him in there during the day anymore, but we do when he is in an unfamiliar house alone. In addition it helped us house train him in less than two weeks.
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Jan 17, 2014 10:20:53 GMT -6
Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 17, 2014 10:20:53 GMT -6
He spent the first four years of his life sleeping in it with the door closed. he was also locked in at eight hours a day five days a week while we were at work. He enjoys being in his kennel.
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Jan 17, 2014 10:47:35 GMT -6
Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 17, 2014 10:47:35 GMT -6
I stand firm in my position. Your anecdotal "evidence" proves not a fucking thing. Just cause your rescued piece of trash my dogs are neurotic doesn't mean everyone else's are. My dog is not remotely scared to be in a kennel.
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Jan 17, 2014 13:11:46 GMT -6
Post by Stan's Field on Jan 17, 2014 13:11:46 GMT -6
Fact: some dogs have separation anxiety.... go
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Jan 17, 2014 23:26:07 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jan 17, 2014 23:26:07 GMT -6
Ollie was the first dog I've owned that used the kennel. Until we could trust him during the day when we were gone, the door was closed. We would also have him go there for times when there were people at the door or repairmen or something like that because he gave every appearance that he was planning to attack and eat them.
Most of the time though, the door has been open and he goes in there occasionally if he wants to be alone. Like when he gets a treat or finds a wayward pencil. In addition, he has two doggy beds in the LR, but prefers to be on the couch next to me. His kennel actually has been in the basement for a couple of months so he's really not using it at the moment.
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Jan 18, 2014 15:55:20 GMT -6
Post by LansingHawk on Jan 18, 2014 15:55:20 GMT -6
Harley is celebrating his second birthday today. Never ever spent a night in a kennel. Never gets into a fucking thing while we are gone. However the little bastard will grab a slipper or something out of the trash if we are home and not paying attention to him, just to get me out of the recliner and chase him.
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