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Dec 25, 2014 5:42:18 GMT -6
Post by Earl Slick on Dec 25, 2014 5:42:18 GMT -6
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Dec 25, 2014 9:03:37 GMT -6
Post by LansingHawk on Dec 25, 2014 9:03:37 GMT -6
Ever get a look like this from ur dog?
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Dec 25, 2014 10:28:18 GMT -6
Post by Stan's Field on Dec 25, 2014 10:28:18 GMT -6
You
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Dec 25, 2014 14:06:45 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Dec 25, 2014 14:06:45 GMT -6
Not me, but I bet ginger has. Son of a ... I was going to make a wife joke..,remembered recent amendments to our wasteland constitution.
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Dec 25, 2014 14:22:10 GMT -6
Post by Earl Slick on Dec 25, 2014 14:22:10 GMT -6
I missed out on the constitution amendments!
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Dec 25, 2014 14:52:43 GMT -6
Post by Earl Slick on Dec 25, 2014 14:52:43 GMT -6
I missed out on the constitution amendments! IRL wives are off limits. I figured it out after I posted. I didn't miss out on it afterall.
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Dec 31, 2014 11:15:22 GMT -6
Post by NotMyKid on Dec 31, 2014 11:15:22 GMT -6
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Jan 5, 2015 11:29:14 GMT -6
Post by NotMyKid on Jan 5, 2015 11:29:14 GMT -6
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Jan 5, 2015 11:46:32 GMT -6
Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 5, 2015 11:46:32 GMT -6
Dachshund's are obviously baller dawgs.
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Jan 5, 2015 12:29:53 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 5, 2015 12:29:53 GMT -6
A friend of mine had a mixed breed dog that was half Dobie, half Lab. In today's world she would be a Dobrador or something. She hated snakes with a passion and would kill then by getting his of them and shaking her head until part of the snake would fly thru the air. This was in Iowa so she never tangled with a poisonous snake. She also hated squirrels but never caught one. She also climbed up and down ladders. Sadie was a good dog that was eventually stolen.
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Jan 5, 2015 13:18:11 GMT -6
Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 5, 2015 13:18:11 GMT -6
BTW, I don't approve of anyone killing a snake. Leave them the fuck alone, they aren't hurting anything, they are just trying to survive. Back away from any snake you encounter and allow it to be on it's way. It is waaaay more scared of you than you are of it, and waaaay less of a threat to you or your pet than you and your pet are to it. I don't agree with killing snakes, but they're assholes who need to be dealt with...
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 5, 2015 14:53:52 GMT -6
wut kind of dog do you have, Hoffer? I am guessing it's a "designer" breed for which you paid at least 4 figures. The runt of the litter, 55 lb black lab, Ebony just turned 12 a few weeks ago. And yes I know the pic is old.
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Jan 5, 2015 14:55:15 GMT -6
Post by NotMyKid on Jan 5, 2015 14:55:15 GMT -6
Oh and not a fan of fireworks or thunderstorms.
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Jan 5, 2015 14:56:26 GMT -6
Post by NotMyKid on Jan 5, 2015 14:56:26 GMT -6
who is the "human" in the background with a cloven hoof?!?? Are you living with teh satan?? Not sure, I think that is a friend of mine from when they came over to see the boys for the first time.
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Jan 5, 2015 14:58:16 GMT -6
Post by NotMyKid on Jan 5, 2015 14:58:16 GMT -6
Oh and not a fan of fireworks or thunderstorms. she (he?) and Oscar would get along famously Ebony? Do you really think I would name my dog Ebony if it was male? Her name would have been Snoop if she was male.
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Jan 5, 2015 15:00:39 GMT -6
Post by twinlaker on Jan 5, 2015 15:00:39 GMT -6
No, neither of our boys messes with snakes. We have taught them to get the fk away, because we haz copperheads 'round here. Hell, only about two months ago we were walking them on the other side of the development and a copperhead was trying to absorb some residual heat from a sidewalk (it was chilly dusk but the day had been warm & sunny) before heading into the woods. Oscar rolled up on him with some curiosity, but quickly understood danger and backed away. I shouted "OSCAR! GET BACK!!", which helped him with his decision of DO NOT WANT. Eli is way too smart to get any closer than about 2 feet to a snake. He just spots them and barks to let us know what he sees. They don't fool with turtles or frogs, either. Only catz. It's like they know which animals are wild/native and belong in nature, and which are fucking man-made terrorists and need killed. My boys are the best. BTW, I don't approve of anyone killing a snake. Leave them the fuck alone, they aren't hurting anything, they are just trying to survive. Back away from any snake you encounter and allow it to be on it's way. It is waaaay more scared of you than you are of it, and waaaay less of a threat to you or your pet than you and your pet are to it. My son got his pibble training to stay away from snakes. He used to live in the desert of Derpizona where rattlers were pretty common, including around his place. I encountered one while walking his dog this spring; she knew enough to get away from it. As I said, not wild about putting a dog up against a snake. Doesn't seem godly to either one. BTW: Tell me teh laff on that vid isn't Laker. However, pretty sure that wasn't shot at Casa Twin. I don't think he speaks Russkie. hehhehheh...dostoevsky yourself andropov a load to dis
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Jan 5, 2015 15:02:29 GMT -6
Post by twinlaker on Jan 5, 2015 15:02:29 GMT -6
Why is there a damn cat on this??
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Jan 5, 2015 17:46:53 GMT -6
Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 5, 2015 17:46:53 GMT -6
hai Laker Chart lists chihuahua as clevah. Totally fucking wrong. Chihuahuas are dumb as shit. I've been trying for 2 years to get mah dog to fucking roll over on command so I can incorporate into my "maniac with a gun" trick and she just will not have it. When I took her to obedience training, she spent the entire hour of every class trying to fight the other dogs and then if the other dog got close and she felt threatened, she would let out a high pitched yelp and jump into mah arms. Hmm, maybe she is clevah, writing checks that she don't have to cash.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 6, 2015 11:21:48 GMT -6
hai Laker Chart lists chihuahua as clevah. Totally fucking wrong. Chihuahuas are dumb as shit. I've been trying for 2 years to get mah dog to fucking roll over on command so I can incorporate into my "maniac with a gun" trick and she just will not have it. When I took her to obedience training, she spent the entire hour of every class trying to fight the other dogs and then if the other dog got close and she felt threatened, she would let out a high pitched yelp and jump into mah arms. Hmm, maybe she is clevah, writing checks that she don't have to cash. She seems to have observed and taken on her owners personality completely. A product of her environment.
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Jan 6, 2015 11:25:43 GMT -6
Post by NotMyKid on Jan 6, 2015 11:25:43 GMT -6
Fail. The dog doesn't spill piss on itself. I'm sure she has eaten her own shit or vomit so I call it a push.
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Jan 6, 2015 11:41:20 GMT -6
Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 6, 2015 11:41:20 GMT -6
Chart lists dachshund as dumb. This is 100% accurate.
This morning, I was out before dawn shoveling, and I made a special point of carving a path around the fence line in muh backyard for Diego to navigate his morning bidness, bince we had 6" of snow, and he has 3" of clearance. Whiff tells me instead of walking the path I carved (liek he did last year), he bounded immediately into the snow to play in it, and two minutes later, she had to pick him up out of the yard and bring him inside because he was so cold and had so much snow in his paws, he couldn't move.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 10, 2015 9:11:47 GMT -6
Hungry pack of pit bulls surround 4-year-girl, eagerly tear apart her meal. GRAPHIC If that rube at the end was trying to prove a point, she failed miserably. 1. What kind of prole feeds their dogs by piling the food on the floor? 2. What kind of prole films the first half of the video in portrait?
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Jan 10, 2015 12:43:28 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jan 10, 2015 12:43:28 GMT -6
Chart lists dachshund as dumb. This is 100% accurate. This morning, I was out before dawn shoveling, and I made a special point of carving a path around the fence line in muh backyard for Diego to navigate his morning bidness, bince we had 6" of snow, and he has 3" of clearance. Whiff tells me instead of walking the path I carved (liek he did last year), he bounded immediately into the snow to play in it, and two minutes later, she had to pick him up out of the yard and bring him inside because he was so cold and had so much snow in his paws, he couldn't move.
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Jan 10, 2015 13:51:33 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jan 10, 2015 13:51:33 GMT -6
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Jan 10, 2015 15:11:30 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 10, 2015 15:11:30 GMT -6
My parents beagle is almost that fat...
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