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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 21, 2015 12:53:00 GMT -6
I'm starting to think posting video footage of an NFL stadium brawl could be a weekly thing if we wanted it to be.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 21, 2015 13:00:21 GMT -6
I'm starting to think posting video footage of an NFL stadium brawl could be a weekly thing if we wanted it to be. Yeah, possibly. That was from a B-Dubs, though. I mean, what level IQ do you have to have to go to a fucking B-Dubs and start a god damned fight wif opposing fans? Well, maybe that's a bad question because you have to be sub-100 to toss on a jersey and spend a Sunday at B-Dubs in the first instance. When was the last time any of y'all even came close to an actual fight? High school? Maybe collej if you and your boyz were super faded one night? I almost got stabbed in East Lansing in 2009 and I ain't ever going back there because they take shit way too seriously (that was the game where my buddy from MSU tipped over a porta-potty because some dude was talking shit to him).
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Sept 21, 2015 18:33:30 GMT -6
Just a heads up....my husband will be wearing a jersey to today's game. I didn't try to talk him out of it. So, who did Dave fight, and how did it turn out?
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Post by Ginger on Sept 21, 2015 21:26:13 GMT -6
Just a heads up....my husband will be wearing a jersey to today's game. I didn't try to talk him out of it. So, who did Dave fight, and how did it turn out? He only fights me and I rarely let him win. I told home "the guys say jersey's aren't cool" to which he replied " well fuck them" so I said ”well whatever you do, please don't wear your cargo shorts."
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 22, 2015 5:59:53 GMT -6
So, who did Dave fight, and how did it turn out? He only fights me and I rarely let him win. I told home "the guys say jersey's aren't cool" to which he replied " well fuck them" so I said ”well whatever you do, please don't wear your cargo shorts." Are you saying you attempt to make Diamond Dave conform to the version of masculinity that goes on teh Wasteland? I don't even...
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Post by Ginger on Sept 22, 2015 6:49:18 GMT -6
He only fights me and I rarely let him win. I told home "the guys say jersey's aren't cool" to which he replied " well fuck them" so I said ”well whatever you do, please don't wear your cargo shorts." Are you saying you attempt to make Diamond Dave conform to the version of masculinity that goes on teh Wasteland? I don't even... Oh my, no! That version of masculinity is only achievable by a chosen few. He's his own man. I'm not saying I don't have any influence in what he wears but he has really skinny legs and I just thought with a large jersey and cargo pants it just wouldn't look right. His way of thinking is that cargo pants have pockets and those large pockets are meant to be used so he would have stuffed them full of change, liquor, a leatherman, some prescription drugs and extra double AA's. This would have expanded his pockets so much that his thighs would be huge and then it would have looked like he missed leg day. I did make him change his jeans from his "plumber" jeans to his "skinny" jeans.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 22, 2015 7:06:25 GMT -6
Are you saying you attempt to make Diamond Dave conform to the version of masculinity that goes on teh Wasteland? I don't even... Oh my, no! That version of masculinity is only achievable by a chosen few. He's his own man. I'm not saying I don't have any influence in what he wears but he has really skinny legs and I just thought with a large jersey and cargo pants it just wouldn't look right. His way of thinking is that cargo pants have pockets and those large pockets are meant to be used so he would have stuffed them full of change, liquor, a leatherman, some prescription drugs and extra double AA's. This would have expanded his pockets so much that his thighs would be huge and then it would have looked like he missed leg day. I did make him change his jeans from his "plumber" jeans to his "skinny" jeans. Skinny jeans? So you're trying to make him moar liek me? That makes sense, as I am a much more desirable physical specimen than the rest of these ogres.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 22, 2015 7:11:03 GMT -6
Oh my, no! That version of masculinity is only achievable by a chosen few. He's his own man. I'm not saying I don't have any influence in what he wears but he has really skinny legs and I just thought with a large jersey and cargo pants it just wouldn't look right. His way of thinking is that cargo pants have pockets and those large pockets are meant to be used so he would have stuffed them full of change, liquor, a leatherman, some prescription drugs and extra double AA's. This would have expanded his pockets so much that his thighs would be huge and then it would have looked like he missed leg day. I did make him change his jeans from his "plumber" jeans to his "skinny" jeans. Skinny jeans? So you're trying to make him moar liek me? That makes sense, as I am a much more desirable physical specimen than the rest of these ogres. Can someone steer this thread back to where it belongs? If these fight videos have taught me one thing, it is that skinny jeans are a liberal ploy to keep alpha men in check. You never see a guy in skinny jeans stepping up for his team, hell, they don't step up for anything because the low blood flow suppresses testosterone production. I wouldn't be surprised if Putin is behind it.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 22, 2015 7:11:23 GMT -6
Oh my, no! That version of masculinity is only achievable by a chosen few. He's his own man. I'm not saying I don't have any influence in what he wears but he has really skinny legs and I just thought with a large jersey and cargo pants it just wouldn't look right. His way of thinking is that cargo pants have pockets and those large pockets are meant to be used so he would have stuffed them full of change, liquor, a leatherman, some prescription drugs and extra double AA's. This would have expanded his pockets so much that his thighs would be huge and then it would have looked like he missed leg day. I did make him change his jeans from his "plumber" jeans to his "skinny" jeans. Skinny jeans? So you're trying to make him moar liek me? That makes sense, as I am a much more desirable physical specimen than the rest of these ogres. Can someone steer this thread back to where it belongs? If these fight videos have taught me one thing, it is that skinny jeans are a liberal ploy to keep alpha men in check. You never see a guy in skinny jeans stepping up for his team, hell, they don't step up for anything because the low blood flow suppresses testosterone production. I wouldn't be surprised if Putin is behind it.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 22, 2015 7:29:11 GMT -6
Skinny jeans? So you're trying to make him moar liek me? That makes sense, as I am a much more desirable physical specimen than the rest of these ogres. Can someone steer this thread back to where it belongs? If these fight videos have taught me one thing, it is that skinny jeans are a liberal ploy to keep alpha men in check. You never see a guy in skinny jeans stepping up for his team, hell, they don't step up for anything because the low blood flow suppresses testosterone production. I wouldn't be surprised if Putin is behind it. Dude, if you don't take that back, I'm going to crush you with an ironic Shapchat.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 22, 2015 7:42:41 GMT -6
Oh my, no! That version of masculinity is only achievable by a chosen few. He's his own man. I'm not saying I don't have any influence in what he wears but he has really skinny legs and I just thought with a large jersey and cargo pants it just wouldn't look right. His way of thinking is that cargo pants have pockets and those large pockets are meant to be used so he would have stuffed them full of change, liquor, a leatherman, some prescription drugs and extra double AA's. This would have expanded his pockets so much that his thighs would be huge and then it would have looked like he missed leg day. I did make him change his jeans from his "plumber" jeans to his "skinny" jeans. Skinny jeans? So you're trying to make him moar liek me? That makes sense, as I am a much more desirable physical specimen than the rest of these ogres. He could never be like you. He has working-man hands from years of doing manual labor as a plumber...no one would ever mistake his hands for a woman or a gay chess champion. I put "skinny" in quotes. Just means instead of "relaxed fit" he's wearing "classic fit". Somewhere between Barry Gibb and Joe the plumber.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 22, 2015 7:44:35 GMT -6
Skinny jeans? So you're trying to make him moar liek me? That makes sense, as I am a much more desirable physical specimen than the rest of these ogres. Can someone steer this thread back to where it belongs? If these fight videos have taught me one thing, it is that skinny jeans are a liberal ploy to keep alpha men in check. You never see a guy in skinny jeans stepping up for his team, hell, they don't step up for anything because the low blood flow suppresses testosterone production. I wouldn't be surprised if Putin is behind it. Agree. Ghost...if you want to get fashion advice from a real man, come to the next home game in October.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 22, 2015 8:01:58 GMT -6
Oh my, no! That version of masculinity is only achievable by a chosen few. He's his own man. I'm not saying I don't have any influence in what he wears but he has really skinny legs and I just thought with a large jersey and cargo pants it just wouldn't look right. His way of thinking is that cargo pants have pockets and those large pockets are meant to be used so he would have stuffed them full of change, liquor, a leatherman, some prescription drugs and extra double AA's. This would have expanded his pockets so much that his thighs would be huge and then it would have looked like he missed leg day. I did make him change his jeans from his "plumber" jeans to his "skinny" jeans. Good god, please tell me he doesn't really have skinny jeans. No. Not enough room if you know what I mean...
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 22, 2015 8:23:07 GMT -6
Skinny jeans? So you're trying to make him moar liek me? That makes sense, as I am a much more desirable physical specimen than the rest of these ogres. He could never be like you. He has working-man hands from years of doing manual labor as a plumber... no one would ever mistake his hands for a woman or a gay chess champion. I put "skinny" in quotes. Just means instead of "relaxed fit" he's wearing "classic fit". Somewhere between Barry Gibb and Joe the plumber. I srsly LOL'd! But still, my hands are no joke woman. Do you have any idea what my Yoga regimen does to strengthen my hands? I don't take the lids off jars, I rip the mother fucking glass in half.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Sept 22, 2015 8:31:14 GMT -6
He could never be like you. He has working-man hands from years of doing manual labor as a plumber... no one would ever mistake his hands for a woman or a gay chess champion. I put "skinny" in quotes. Just means instead of "relaxed fit" he's wearing "classic fit". Somewhere between Barry Gibb and Joe the plumber. I srsly LOL'd! But still, my hands are no joke woman. Do you have any idea what my Yoga regimen does to strengthen my hands? I don't take the lids off jars, I rip the mother fucking glass in half. I think the correct term is "retard strength".
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 22, 2015 8:33:56 GMT -6
I srsly LOL'd! But still, my hands are no joke woman. Do you have any idea what my Yoga regimen does to strengthen my hands? I don't take the lids off jars, I rip the mother fucking glass in half. Scooter wants a handy. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 26, 2015 10:30:46 GMT -6
This asshole drank three bottles this morning, shit himself, and straight up grabbed my wife's titty.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 26, 2015 10:32:37 GMT -6
This asshole drank three bottles this morning, shit himself, and straight up grabbed my wife's titty. Good grief, that's the blondest kid I've ever seen. Does it ignite when you put it in sunlight?
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Sept 26, 2015 11:18:24 GMT -6
This asshole drank three bottles this morning, shit himself, and straight up grabbed my wife's titty. That is the prolest coffee table I've ever seen.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 26, 2015 11:24:16 GMT -6
This asshole drank three bottles this morning, shit himself, and straight up grabbed my wife's titty. That is the prolest coffee table I've ever seen. That's ain't a coffee table..
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Sept 26, 2015 11:30:04 GMT -6
That is the prolest coffee table I've ever seen. That's ain't a coffee table.. Wut is it
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 26, 2015 11:54:57 GMT -6
Well directly behind him is a dining room table. Adjacent to that is a children's train play table.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Sept 26, 2015 11:58:40 GMT -6
Well directly behind him is a dining room table. Adjacent to that is a children's train play table. That is the prolest dining room table I've ever seen
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Sept 26, 2015 14:02:45 GMT -6
I'll be sure to tell our decorator.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 26, 2015 20:10:08 GMT -6
Well directly behind him is a dining room table. Adjacent to that is a children's train play table. Like hell that's a dining room table. I lived in Japan and have seen some shit, but I ain't ever seen such a low dining room table. Maybe if you said it was a kotatsu, I'd believe you. BTW, I'm disappointed wif that kid's mullet.
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