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Post by iammrhawkeyes on Mar 22, 2008 10:26:36 GMT -6
It's never to early to start appreciating what we have. We should see some major, inovative changes in the O this coming season. Say some nice things about our beloved KOK.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Mar 22, 2008 11:07:30 GMT -6
He's finished above 90th in the nation in total offense 2 out of the last 5 years, I guess that's a positive spin ;D
seriously though, everybody knows my feelings regarding KOK. He's the Sam Alford of Iowa Football to put it nicely.
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Post by Iowafan1 on Mar 23, 2008 4:09:15 GMT -6
I have always felt that we are the luckiest fans in the world to have, by far, the finest Offensive Coordinator in all of football, not just the NCAA. If we have to quadruple KOK's salary every year from here to eternity to keep him in Iowa City, we need to do that! We should have done that for Steve Alford as well. He was, after all, the premier coach in all of basketball, including the NBA. What we need to do is fire all the U of I executives who have seen fit to make both Coach Alford and Coach KOK feel unappreciated. While we're at it, we should shut down the boosters too. They haven't helped much in keeping either of them here.
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Post by Earl on Mar 24, 2008 8:18:08 GMT -6
The Iowa football clinic is this weekend--maybe I should pass along your words of wisdom to the great offensive mind?
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 24, 2008 10:50:41 GMT -6
Today, March 24, 2008 KOK has NOT cost us a football game.
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Post by socal on Mar 24, 2008 10:59:24 GMT -6
It's never to early to start appreciating what we have. We should see some major, inovative changes in the O this coming season. Say some nice things about our beloved KOK. I made up this pic & posted it in the "clubhouse" a while back. It depicts KOK's style vs. his innovative changes:
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Mar 24, 2008 12:58:28 GMT -6
Thanks for not giving the ball to Albert Young, we would have hated to see him sprain his ankle doing all those touchdown dances.
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on Mar 24, 2008 13:01:13 GMT -6
That really says it all, socal. Nice work.
Edit: The pics would be more to the point if they were turned 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 24, 2008 13:02:47 GMT -6
I'd also like to thank KOK for giving each and every one of us hope that... if we just make the right friends... we too could be offensive coordinators!
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Post by FlyHawkJoe S.O.B. on Mar 24, 2008 16:20:08 GMT -6
I think he has nice hair.
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Mar 25, 2008 11:12:51 GMT -6
Just like Bush, he will stick to his guns no matter how silly the uneducated, ill-informed opponents are.
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Post by Justhawks17 on Mar 25, 2008 13:33:00 GMT -6
KOK is going to switch it up this year dammit......Just watch. First play run up the middle. Second play run to the left when it is 2nd and 10......3rd down. Whatever LOL. Class time.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Apr 1, 2008 10:01:40 GMT -6
Hey... wow.... KoK didn't cost us a football game YESTERDAY either! Dude is on a SERIOUS fukking roll now!
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Apr 4, 2008 10:57:30 GMT -6
KoK clogs the toilet when he pisses.
The man is a demi-god, I tell ya...
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Post by thunderhawk on May 6, 2008 11:51:15 GMT -6
I'd appreciate Ken a whole lot more if he packed up his shit, including his three-page playbook, and skipped town.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on May 12, 2008 7:26:36 GMT -6
I'd appreciate Ken a whole lot more if he packed up his shit, including his three-page playbook, and skipped town. Holy shit. It's up to three pages now?
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on May 16, 2008 13:08:07 GMT -6
I'd appreciate Ken a whole lot more if he packed up his shit, including his three-page playbook, and skipped town. Holy shit. It's up to three pages now? Writing the play(s?) out in crayon and in stick person form(see above pics) takes up a lot of space.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on May 16, 2008 13:24:39 GMT -6
KoK recently finished a jigsaw puzzle that took him 8 months. Even more amazing is that the box said 6-8 years.
Atta boy, Keefe!!
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Post by Justhawks17 on May 17, 2008 21:08:57 GMT -6
LOL Gumby!
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on May 19, 2008 7:39:56 GMT -6
I was talking to an acquaintance of mine last week (an ISU fan BTW) and he asked if the Iowa offense will change much this year. My response was "Of course it will. KoK won't have 2 stud sr. running backs to waste."
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Post by Gumbyhawk on May 20, 2008 13:44:17 GMT -6
I was talking to an acquaintance of mine last week (an ISU fan BTW) and he asked if the Iowa offense will change much this year. My response was "Of course it will. KoK won't have 2 stud sr. running backs to waste." Well played! And sadly.... so very true.
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Post by lpcalihawk on May 20, 2008 15:26:43 GMT -6
I was talking to an acquaintance of mine last week (an ISU fan BTW) and he asked if the Iowa offense will change much this year. My response was "Of course it will. KoK won't have 2 stud sr. running backs to waste." Well played! And sadly.... so very true. KK's offensive strengths will be at TE with Moleki and WR with Brodell and DJK. Thus, they will not be thrown to more than once during a game.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on May 21, 2008 9:10:06 GMT -6
Well played! And sadly.... so very true. KK's offensive strengths will be at TE with Moleki and WR with Brodell and DJK. Thus, they will not be thrown to more than once during a game.That is assuming the QB of choice is able to even do that.
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Post by Hawkeyes1982 on May 23, 2008 7:54:54 GMT -6
I had to check to see if this was a real thread. Is this really that funny...ha
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Jun 19, 2008 13:50:33 GMT -6
From what I heard, Mr Keefe was able to fill 1 sandbag BEFORE the play clock expired, but not by much.
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