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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 13, 2013 23:31:24 GMT -6
preface: I is teh drunj as I type...
I just lived teh fucking prole lyfe tonight. I went a party muh wife's family threw in her honor for various achievements in the field of whatever. She leaves me alone wif her brother and cousins while she talks to her fagt friend (last guy to date her before me). Needless to say, I get wasted wif bro-lo and soon to be bro-le (sister in law got engaged recently). The fucking shit you see when you drinj wif proles...
-guy with Budweiser tall boys in a plastic bag -dude barfing in a sink because he swallowed his chew -doing shots of "sailor jerry" -shotgun beers on a porch with a couch on it
Sad to say, for all of their big talk, and being extraordinarily large for humans, I dranj my wife's family under teh fucking table. Seriously, the smallest guy there, not me, was 270lbs. I dranj these fux under teh table. Liek a fucking boss.
I have no pride in this, but I drove home pretty fucking drunj. I watched teh last 5 minutes of teh game, and was all liek "way to choke Francis", but anyways. My wife comes from proles, and I went into their fucking world tonight...I'll be up in 7 hours to pick up a cake in muh current non-prole, white-bread world.
FML. Proles have it made.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 14, 2013 0:33:11 GMT -6
BROOL BRARY STAH.1. LOL
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Post by #70 on Dec 14, 2013 0:39:24 GMT -6
You come from proles too, ya fagt.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 14, 2013 0:41:26 GMT -6
You come from proles too, ya fagt. U ISN'T TEH PROLE, WHORE!!!!!!!! I SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;;!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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Post by #70 on Dec 14, 2013 0:45:57 GMT -6
You come from proles too, ya fagt. U ISN'T TEH PROLE, WHORE!!!!!!!! I SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;;!!!!!!!!!1!!!! listen pal, I have bet a total of $80 tonight. I AM A FUCKING HIGH ROLLER. HIGH ROLLER. SO FUCK YOU. I AM BETTER THAN YOU.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2013 7:25:51 GMT -6
That sounds more like a white trash night than a prole night.
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Post by Plez Azkins on Dec 14, 2013 8:34:52 GMT -6
How you feeling this morning, Ghost?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 14, 2013 8:49:31 GMT -6
How you feeling this morning, Ghost? Meh... Got shit to do today, so getting after it big time.
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Post by Other on Dec 19, 2013 21:28:34 GMT -6
TIL Ghost married up.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 20, 2013 8:41:01 GMT -6
The funny thing is that every girl in her family that has gotten married since we've been married has chosen a huge, round, bearded guy as their mate, including her twin sister. I am seriously the smallest man attached to this clan by 50lbs.
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Post by Other on Dec 20, 2013 9:02:48 GMT -6
The funny thing is that every girl in her family that has gotten married since we've been married has chosen a huge, round, bearded guy as their mate, including her twin sister. I am seriously the smallest man attached to this clan by 50lbs. Well.................. That's not saying much is it Billy?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 20, 2013 9:10:30 GMT -6
You know those Jackass skits where Wee Man runs around with Preston? It's kind of liek that, except on Jackass they're wearing diapers.
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Post by #70 on Dec 20, 2013 9:15:42 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Dec 20, 2013 9:49:09 GMT -6
i can't remember which one did that. dunn? thats the bearded fella.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Dec 20, 2013 10:07:21 GMT -6
Taste of the prole life? El spector does not know any other flavor.
Plus he is puny.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 20, 2013 12:28:43 GMT -6
Taste of the prole life? El spector does not know any other flavor. Plus he is puny. False. I am normal sized. These baby gorillas average 300lbs. Many of them could have had successful football careers in they played in Texas and the coaches would blackmail him into playing simply because of his size. Instead, they live in rural Iowa, where they buy cars for $200, drive them for a few months, and then sell them.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Dec 20, 2013 13:41:09 GMT -6
Not normal 'Murica size.
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Post by Other on Dec 20, 2013 14:42:14 GMT -6
Taste of the prole life? El spector does not know any other flavor. Plus he is puny. False. I am normal sized. These baby gorillas average 300lbs. Many of them could have had successful football careers in they played in Texas and the coaches would blackmail him into playing simply because of his size. Instead, they live in rural Iowa, where they buy cars for $200, drive them for a few months, and then sell them.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 20, 2013 18:02:43 GMT -6
Where's this thread going? Straight to ghey town...........
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 20, 2013 19:53:58 GMT -6
Me Gusta
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 31, 2014 19:44:17 GMT -6
You come from proles too, ya Dude. #tbt Gotta own this d00d #washerinthekitchen
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Post by #70 on Jul 31, 2014 19:58:11 GMT -6
You come from proles too, ya Dude. #tbt Gotta own this d00d #washerinthekitchen Wtf u talkin bout. Explain your dumb ass.
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Post by #70 on Jul 31, 2014 20:03:27 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 31, 2014 20:12:24 GMT -6
Let's maek fun of Billy. A lot. He's a panywaste fagt with girl hands and a fridge full of BLL.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 31, 2014 20:24:09 GMT -6
Flip till I die bish.
And an otter thing about Billy, he went to Drake, which is liek a safety school for Simpson applicants. He also has a moon face.
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