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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 7:41:20 GMT -6
And clean up after that mess? No thanks. Popcorn salt sells moar drinks, dumbass. Popcorn or peanuts. Which would you rather clean up after? Link? I love all the people who know exactly how bars work. It makes me giggle.
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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 7:49:50 GMT -6
I take money from their parents buddy. When they want their kids to shut up so they can drink.
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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 7:50:22 GMT -6
Plus they win every time. But you knew that.
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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 8:01:38 GMT -6
Any press is good press. But you knew that.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 5, 2014 8:03:34 GMT -6
Step 1: Get steel buckets and wood barrels Step 2: Order a metric fuckton of peanuts Step 3: Put peanuts in barrel and buckets next to barrels Step 4: Wait for people to put peanuts into bucket and eat them Step 5: Charge them a fee for peanut cleanup if they throw the shells on the floor Step 6: PROFIT!
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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 8:04:57 GMT -6
You're hired.
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 5, 2014 8:21:23 GMT -6
Whar do I apply? I do a bitchen smoked salmon and outstanding guac. You ever buy that farm raised shit again I will send you in for evaluation. Never never never buy fucking farm raised seafood of any sort.
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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 8:24:59 GMT -6
always have plenty of quarters in the cash register and keep feeding that money printing press claw machine hey stollolol, what sort of excellent prizes do you put in the claw machine? or does the owner of the claw machine take care of stocking it with magic, and you just pay him a fee for the machine (and those other janky shitass machines next to the claw machine)? such a high-class joint. u must be the talk of greater testes park. living the dream, white boy! Still upset I see.
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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 8:27:52 GMT -6
Whar do I apply? I do a bitchen smoked salmon and outstanding guac. Not you. I'd never hire someone your age with your mental capacity.
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Post by egadsto on Sept 5, 2014 8:34:05 GMT -6
Whar do I apply? I do a bitchen smoked salmon and outstanding guac. Not you. I'd never hire someone your age with your mental capacity.
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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 8:34:36 GMT -6
Not you. I'd never hire someone your age with your mental capacity. Hey, pal, you just bought yourself an age discrimination lawsuit. And discriminating against the handicapped as well. If you can't do the job, you can't do the job. Not on me,buddy
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Post by egadsto on Sept 5, 2014 8:35:59 GMT -6
Hey, pal, you just bought yourself an age discrimination lawsuit. And discriminating against the handicapped as well. If you can't do the job, you can't do the job. Not on me,buddy
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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 8:38:13 GMT -6
If you can't do the job, you can't do the job. Not on me,buddy You're not even considering a srs candidate based solely on age and perceived mental capacity. Ima consulting my lawyer as I type this. Partner, know anyone good on the employment discrimination thing? I considered you. But with your age and mental capacity I ruled you unqualified.
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Post by #70 on Sept 5, 2014 8:40:12 GMT -6
I considered you. But with your age and mental capacity I ruled you unqualified. You ain't even tasted my smoked salmon. Or my guac. They'd bring in customers and top $$$ I heard it was farm raised.
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Post by egadsto on Sept 5, 2014 8:40:15 GMT -6
You're not even considering a srs candidate based solely on age and perceived mental capacity. Ima consulting my lawyer as I type this. Partner, know anyone good on the employment discrimination thing? I considered you. But with your age and mental capacity I ruled you unqualified.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 5, 2014 8:49:59 GMT -6
Whar popcorn machine in Seagull Grill? You gots to have popcorn in the bar, Whore. If you just had a bar dog... You'd never have to clean the floor.
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 5, 2014 14:04:41 GMT -6
Dibs on Bryan Bulaga's NFL career. He just went into the locker room after injuring his left knee. He missed all of last season wif a left knee injury. Biggest fucking pussy since Tasha Reign. Totes bust. Fucking green Bay ought to bring him up on embezzlement charges. Minor MCL sprain he will be back and you guys will be back in his fan club. within a week.
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Post by TaterWanger on Sept 11, 2014 6:23:54 GMT -6
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Post by egadsto on Sept 24, 2014 12:58:36 GMT -6
APPLE IS WAAAAAY BETTAR!! APPLE IS THE CURT FERINTS OF GIZMOS!!! NO ONE CAN DO BETTAR THAN APPLE!!! LIL OL APPLE!!
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 25, 2014 5:41:35 GMT -6
U gaiz R jus jelly and mad about apple so kewl.
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 25, 2014 7:11:43 GMT -6
I only quickly skimmed a story on Pulse. What's the deal, crapple sent out another update and it's fucking things up? Durrrr BEST EVARR!! Two big Apple fails yesterday: - The first update to the brand spanking new does everything iOS 8 was full of bugs itself, not the least of which was shutting off phones from carriers and disabling the touch unlock feature. Other problems when trying to update older crApple products.- Customers who waited in lines or went online weeks ago to be sure they got one of them new iPhone 6 Plus phones are discovering -- alas, too late -- they bend, liek if you if you put it in the back pocket of your jeans or it gets heavy pressure in a bag, rendering it, uh, just another piece of Chinese crap. Kiss your $300 to $500 or moar goodbye. Although I must ask how much of a dumbshit you need to be to carry any smartphone in the pocket of jeans, much less the back pocket. Ohhh hey c'mon man..........................what kind of designer wouldn't miss obvious fucktarded fuckups liek dat? I'll wager every initial release of ANY revolutionary product has simple and blatantly obvious bedshits that are in line wif apple's..... Who do you think they is, some manufacturer of totes awesome technology? Wtf? JFC??? lololololol IT HAPPENS IN EVERY BRAND.
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Post by #70 on Sept 25, 2014 8:21:19 GMT -6
I only quickly skimmed a story on Pulse. What's the deal, crapple sent out another update and it's fucking things up? Durrrr BEST EVARR!! Two big Apple fails yesterday: - The first update to the brand spanking new does everything iOS 8 was full of bugs itself, not the least of which was shutting off phones from carriers and disabling the touch unlock feature. Other problems when trying to update older crApple products. - Customers who waited in lines or went online weeks ago to be sure they got one of them new iPhone 6 Plus phones are discovering -- alas, too late -- they bend, liek if you if you put it in the back pocket of your jeans or it gets heavy pressure in a bag, rendering it, uh, just another piece of Chinese crap. Kiss your $300 to $500 or moar goodbye. Although I must ask how much of a dumbshit you need to be to carry any smartphone in the pocket of jeans, much less the back pocket. Wait a second. You don't put your phone in your jeans pocket?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 25, 2014 9:23:55 GMT -6
Two big Apple fails yesterday: - The first update to the brand spanking new does everything iOS 8 was full of bugs itself, not the least of which was shutting off phones from carriers and disabling the touch unlock feature. Other problems when trying to update older crApple products. - Customers who waited in lines or went online weeks ago to be sure they got one of them new iPhone 6 Plus phones are discovering -- alas, too late -- they bend, liek if you if you put it in the back pocket of your jeans or it gets heavy pressure in a bag, rendering it, uh, just another piece of Chinese crap. Kiss your $300 to $500 or moar goodbye. Although I must ask how much of a dumbshit you need to be to carry any smartphone in the pocket of jeans, much less the back pocket. Wait a second. You don't put your phone in your jeans pocket? I put mine in my jeans pocket. Granted, it's the front pocket, but unlike a crApple, it doesn't bend and I don't wear skinny jeans.
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Post by thunderhawk on Sept 25, 2014 9:29:50 GMT -6
iHolster mine. It haz the iGun app.
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Post by #70 on Sept 25, 2014 9:35:24 GMT -6
Wait a second. You don't put your phone in your jeans pocket? I put mine in my jeans pocket. Granted, it's the front pocket, but unlike a crApple, it doesn't bend and I don't wear skinny jeans. my iphone aint bendin neither. does tweets put it in his shirt pocket?
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