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Post by Ginger on Jan 27, 2014 22:06:57 GMT -6
I think he'll be okay...didn't somebody say his knob hangs low? Does it wobble to and fro? I wouldn't know for sure, I guess the next questions would be can he tie it in a knot? Can he tie it in a bow, can he throw it over his shoulder? |
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Post by Ginger on Feb 11, 2014 7:41:35 GMT -6
Right now temp is says it -18 with -35WC. They are warning people to check their water temp coming out of the pipes and if it's colder than 40, you need to run a stream all day to prevent freezing pipes. I'm pretty sure that it's much colder because after several seconds with my hand under, it my fingers go numb. Supposed to be in the teens later today though so there's hope in site.
Chuck hope you're not driving down south today. Looks like you'll be skating if you are.
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Post by Incogayno. on Feb 11, 2014 8:02:40 GMT -6
Fuck you weather. And fuck you climate change deniers.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 11, 2014 8:11:25 GMT -6
Schools have all cancelled here because we shit our pants if there is a trace of any ice. Roads were fine for me driving in and took maybe 5 more minutes than normal, but that was due to the slow asses who think dry pavement is hiding black ice.  |
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Post by Ginger on Feb 11, 2014 8:17:43 GMT -6
Schools have all cancelled here because we shit our pants if there is a trace of any ice. Roads were fine for me driving in and took maybe 5 more minutes than normal, but that was due to the slow asses who think dry pavement is hiding black ice. Solo cup ice....the worst kind. |
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Post by NotMyKid on Feb 11, 2014 8:46:19 GMT -6
A week from today I will be in sunny Florida, enjoying weather in the 80's, oh and doing blow off hookers with Mickey Mouse.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 11, 2014 9:06:26 GMT -6
I'm 'posed to go to Jamaica next week. Huge deal at work just came back. FML.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 11, 2014 9:27:30 GMT -6
I got nothing going on...
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 11, 2014 9:34:08 GMT -6
Wanna get hammered?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 11, 2014 9:39:12 GMT -6
Yes I do. Should I bring brownies?
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 11, 2014 9:46:42 GMT -6
Hashbrownies?
I got sum bath salts, so......
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Post by Ginger on Feb 11, 2014 10:13:16 GMT -6
Hashbrownies? I got sum bath salts, so...... ....so time to eat some face... |
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Feb 11, 2014 10:45:23 GMT -6
Quick safety tip woody, it is safer to replace the belt while the engine is not running. Very little chance of loosing the whole hand that way.
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Post by The Resistance on Feb 11, 2014 11:18:42 GMT -6
My starter is out on the snow blower.
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Post by Other on Feb 11, 2014 12:15:16 GMT -6
Nice janky fence ya got there. How the fuck is your house not done yet?
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Post by #70 on Feb 11, 2014 13:14:46 GMT -6
Holy shit I cannot imagine living in that town. That would suck.
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Post by The Resistance on Feb 11, 2014 13:23:53 GMT -6
Holy shit I cannot imagine living in that town. That would suck. There would only be one positive to living in that town. It's in the heart of neckar and I'm sure racing fuel can be purchased readily. I'd go buy 2 gallons, pour it on my mellon and ignite it. |
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Post by #70 on Feb 11, 2014 13:28:52 GMT -6
Holy shit I cannot imagine living in that town. That would suck. There would only be one positive to living in that town. It's in the heart of neckar and I'm sure racing fuel can be purchased readily. I'd go buy 2 gallons, pour it on my mellon and ignite it. The sad thing is he forces his dogs to live there. Animal cruelty, basically. |
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Post by Ginger on Feb 11, 2014 15:42:17 GMT -6
this was about two hour ago. wife's school shut down at noon and sent everybody home. Meanwhile, if I took a pic now, you'd see....nothing. It's all gone. Pavement is almost dry. WTF, Southerners.  They shut down school for frost?! |
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 11, 2014 20:38:22 GMT -6
we don't have an armada of plow trucks and mountains of road salt at the ready, sweet-cheeks. nor do we have a population that is capable of safely driving on slippery roads.it's awesome. we don't suffer like y'all do. people down here are happy in winter, smiling and friendly. Oh man.... |
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Post by #70 on Feb 11, 2014 23:33:55 GMT -6
Guthrie County > point comfort, tx adel > sochi > huntertonfieldville > ft dodge > ice |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 11, 2014 23:43:08 GMT -6
Guthrie County > point comfort, tx adel > sochi > huntertonfieldville > ft dodge > ice You keep Dodge out of your whore mouth, whore. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 11, 2014 23:59:41 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Feb 12, 2014 6:23:55 GMT -6
Me > fagts who ain't proles cuz they said so and I believe 'em....
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 12, 2014 7:03:07 GMT -6
Me > fagts who ain't proles cuz they said so and I believe 'em.... Golfer is a big time donor to Sally's box. He said so, many times. |
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