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Post by The Resistance on Nov 30, 2015 9:07:54 GMT -6
Welcome coach Campbell. May I interest you in some Casey's pizza and salad with store bought dressing? Is that Pullhard's house? Shitty kitchen. Hey jammy, how's it feel to know that a Hokk lib arts grad plasix sales doosh has a nicer home than you? Ya but do you have modern decor. Do you have a spoon and fork on your wall.
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Post by The Resistance on Nov 30, 2015 9:10:08 GMT -6
Two out of three of those Clowns will be unemployed within 5 years.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 9:14:18 GMT -6
Is that Pullhard's house? Shitty kitchen. Hey jammy, how's it feel to know that a Hokk lib arts grad plasix sales doosh has a nicer home than you? Ya but do you have modern decor. Do you have a spoon and fork on your wall. LOLOLOL and mustard colored paint, of course. I have a giant Swiss army knife hung on my kitchen wall.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 30, 2015 9:21:39 GMT -6
Does anyone think Campbell looks like that stiff who ruined the latest Terminator movie?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 9:21:48 GMT -6
Two out of three of those Clowns will be unemployed within 5 years. Which 2? Pullhard seems to be made of polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE, or teflon to you goobers), so I'm guessing you mean the coaches.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 9:23:10 GMT -6
Does anyone think Campbell looks like that stiff who ruined the latest Terminator movie? All I see are derp eyes on "CMC"
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 30, 2015 9:32:06 GMT -6
Does anyone think Campbell looks like that stiff who ruined the latest Terminator movie? All I see are derp eyes on "CMC" He really lacks that spark of intelligence you see in some people's eyes. While I don't know much about him, he looks like a total lunkhead. I'm just going to assume he's a dumbass because I know that's the kind of guy Pollard gets along with. Fred is a whip-smart motherfucker, and Pullhard didn't like not being the smartest guy in the room.
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 30, 2015 9:32:18 GMT -6
Welcome coach Campbell. May I interest you in some Casey's pizza and salad with store bought dressing? I don't know why I find this so funny but, hey coach you want to come to Ames because not only will we buy you Casey's pizza but check out our totes choice ISU twin engine prop that we will fly you to the most awesome place on de earth. Ames, Iowa.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 30, 2015 9:34:18 GMT -6
Wait, ISU's "private jet" isn't a fucking jet?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 9:39:00 GMT -6
All I see are derp eyes on "CMC" He really lacks that spark of intelligence you see in some people's eyes. While I don't know much about him, he looks like a total lunkhead. I'm just going to assume he's a dumbass because I know that's the kind of guy Pollard gets along with. Fred is a whip-smart motherfucker, and Pullhard didn't like not being the smartest guy in the room. Bullseye. Is pullhard an isu grad? Can't remember.
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 30, 2015 9:41:28 GMT -6
I will say this he has a better resume than I thought ISU could get. That said the last Toledo coach to leave- I can't remember how did things go for Beckman at Illinois? ? And he better get some assistants outside of his staff at Toledo. Because I don't give a shit how great a recruiter you are you ain't going to be able to convince Ohio kids to go to fucking Ames. It's much easier to get quality Ohio kids overlooked by Ohio State, Michigan and other B1G schools to go to the MAC then it will be to go to ISU. He's an upgrade over Whoads though no doubt, "The kids played hard" Oh, I know we only scored 6 points and got our ass kicked but we have good kids and they played their ass off."
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 30, 2015 9:42:01 GMT -6
Wait, ISU's "private jet" isn't a fucking jet? Exactly. #Ballers
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 9:42:18 GMT -6
Wait, ISU's "private jet" isn't a fucking jet? Albaugh has promised a G-280 as soon as prom wins a championship. Until then, it's propellers and stfu.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 9:43:56 GMT -6
Wait, ISU's "private jet" isn't a fucking jet? Exactly. #Ballers Does Iowa have a jet tho?
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 30, 2015 9:47:18 GMT -6
Does Iowa have a jet tho? yes, more than one I believe.
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Post by Earl Slick on Nov 30, 2015 9:48:55 GMT -6
Sheesh, when those three studs head out to the ames bars, better hide yo sheep, hawgs, cattle, and ponies. SLAYERS O LIVESTOCK
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 9:54:26 GMT -6
Does Iowa have a jet tho? yes, more than one I believe. WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT! DEANVAGS CAN'T WALK DOWN MELROSE WITH AN OPEN BUDLIGHT BUT GARBAR ZOOMS ALL OVER THE PLACE IN A PRIVATE HOKK JET PAID FOR WITH HIS TICKET REVENUES!!
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Post by The Resistance on Nov 30, 2015 10:01:58 GMT -6
Wait, ISU's "private jet" isn't a fucking jet? Albaugh has promised a G-280 as soon as prom wins a championship. Until then, it's propellers and stfu. Negatory. He's no monster booster. Smart guy, he doesn't flush his money down the toilet. As a matter of fact he'll be in Indy this week. Just as much of a Hawk.
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 30, 2015 10:13:00 GMT -6
Albaugh has promised a G-280 as soon as prom wins a championship. Until then, it's propellers and stfu. Negatory. He's no monster booster. Smart guy, he doesn't flush his money down the toilet. As a matter of fact he'll be in Indy this week. Just as much of a Hawk. Don't tell the Clowns that they would be pissed.
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Post by FoxHuntChampion on Nov 30, 2015 10:13:48 GMT -6
So Crissy will be periscoping the into to Campbell. I must watch.
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Post by Stan's Field on Nov 30, 2015 10:25:04 GMT -6
Welcome coach Campbell. May I interest you in some Casey's pizza and salad with store bought dressing? Is that Pullhard's house? Shitty kitchen. Hey jammy, how's it feel to know that a Hokk lib arts grad plasix sales doosh has a nicer home than you? Dat oven tho.... Gawd appliances just get me rock
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 30, 2015 10:25:27 GMT -6
I will say this he has a better resume than I thought ISU could get. That said the last Toledo coach to leave- I can't remember how did things go for Beckman at Illinois? ? And he better get some assistants outside of his staff at Toledo. Because I don't give a shit how great a recruiter you are you ain't going to be able to convince Ohio kids to go to fucking Ames. It's much easier to get quality Ohio kids overlooked by Ohio State, Michigan and other B1G schools to go to the MAC then it will be to go to ISU. He's an upgrade over Whoads though no doubt, "The kids played hard" Oh, I know we only scored 6 points and got our ass kicked but we have good kids and they played their ass off." I have two thoughts on this: One, I talked to some ISU toad yesterday on Twitter who brought up Urban Meyer as a coach who started in the MAC, and stated that Frents was the HC at Maine before going to Iowa. I had to point out that Meyer was an assistant coach at a major program (Notre Dame under Lou Holtz) before going to Bowling Green, and he also went from the MAC to the Mountain West, which he won twice, before going to the SEC. Matt Campbell, on the other hand, has never won his division in the MAC, he's never coached a major program, and his coaching mentor is perhaps the biggest pariah in coaching. Two, for some reason, ISU fans have a bunch of assistant coaches they want to keep on board. Why the fuck they would want to keep on coaches who have won 8 games in three years is beyond me. If I were a new coach, I would flush the turds out, however, hiring a young guy with no experience means you probably need to keep some of the losing coaches on staff. What's also funny is that ISU fans are happy the players don't want to transfer. If I were coming into ISU, I would force out like 1/3 of the roster. However, none of this will happen, because relationships and feeling good is more important than winning.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Nov 30, 2015 10:27:04 GMT -6
So Crissy will be periscoping the into to Campbell. I must watch. I think Chat Roulette might give you moar insight into what Chrissy is feeling.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2015 10:28:42 GMT -6
Albaugh has promised a G-280 as soon as prom wins a championship. Until then, it's propellers and stfu. Negatory. He's no monster booster. Smart guy, he doesn't flush his money down the toilet. As a matter of fact he'll be in Indy this week. Just as much of a Hawk. All these ballers heading to Indy with it's lone "destination" steak joint, St elmo. Which happens to be an overhyped and ridiculously overpriced Capitol grille, if even that. Meh.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 30, 2015 10:29:25 GMT -6
Welcome coach Campbell. May I interest you in some Casey's pizza and salad with store bought dressing? I don't know why I find this so funny but, hey coach you want to come to Ames because not only will we buy you Casey's pizza but check out our totes choice ISU twin engine prop that we will fly you to the most awesome place on de earth. Ames, Iowa. Best part about the plane is that it is the same model Buddy Holly died in. Buddy Holly died in Iowa. We are relevant.
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