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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 9, 2014 14:50:34 GMT -6
He was subbing as a prolemart greater and just jumped on a register for some lols.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 9, 2014 14:50:40 GMT -6
THANKS OBAMA!
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 9, 2014 14:51:27 GMT -6
my work on le intertoobz is done for the week I think fuck all y'all gomer klown loser dicksmokers! baIs this really that funny...ha I have berryed my KOK in all of your ears, straight tapping your dogshit brains! I FUCKING OWN YOU, CLOWN SHITBAGS!! What makes this beautiful, I think, is the fact that it's so gawd damn true that nobody, not even King Arthur himself, could pull it back out. All the Clown horses and all the Clown men, couldn't put Stevie back together again.........
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 9, 2014 14:54:10 GMT -6
What's funny is how many hits this and the Mangina thread are getting. Thanks, clowns.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 9, 2014 14:55:05 GMT -6
Just do what I do. The other day this lady came through the line with three fucking rug rats. Fucking snot and dirt everywhere. Of course two of the kids (might have been twins) were wearing ISUck t shirts. So this lady wheels this mountain of groceries on the belt (half of it great value store brand) and as I'm checking her shit out I notice her rummage through her got awful huge purse with all kinds of pill bottles and fishes out her EBT card. I hate EBT people, and I hate cyclown so worse, so I say fuck this cunt. I start ringing through all kinds of items twice. So I get to the end and the balance is $150 dollars. Now she's all confused cause she added all her purchases up while shopping in her dumb ass notebook and she thought she had exactly $125 worth of stuff which is all her balance was on the card. She starts sobbing and trying to go through the stuff in the bags and take stuff out but I tell her NO WAY, I've got three people in line behind her and I can't wait for her to do that. I tell her Ill have to put it all back unless she can come up with the cash. Now the dumb bitch gets frantic. She starts to hypoventrilate and pulls out her inhailer and takes a big puff. I call Jimmy over from the bathroom cart and tell him to take her cart and restock everything and now her kids start crying cause they start to think they aren't going to have food. Finally the fat bitch fishes an envelope out of her huge purse that says emergency fund and pulls out twenty five dollars in ones and fives. She muttered that the money was supposed to for a birthday present or something and looks at me for sympathy. I just snatch the money and tell her to move through she's blocking the line. Of course as soon as she's gone I put the money right in my pocket and void all the double purchases and reprint the receipt. The funny thing is I'm pretty sure my boss Gayle saw me do all this because at the end of my shift he said to me, "nice work with that fat cyclone lady today". Anyway I've got lots of beer money now. LOL WUT? I know u didn't write this Duffkris...you ain't got no jerb. I had to get one when my unemplyment ran out. The pay kinda sucks but Its a lot better than working at BK. Plus it's only temporary as I'll have the last of my Iowa student loans paid off in about six months.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 9, 2014 14:57:15 GMT -6
I'd like to know who JWR is.
"Is the psycho JWR the admin for HR Wasteland? That garbage forum would be right up his alley."
And then
"Pretty sure the degenerate in charge is from like Otho. He didn't have the grades to get into ISU and has been on an ISU witch hunt since. Obviously still unemployed."
I feel dirty now that I've been over to that site. Damn you!
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Jan 9, 2014 14:57:33 GMT -6
What's funny is how many hits this and the Mangina thread are getting. Thanks, clowns. Holy shit! We've gone mainstream! The hipsters here won't be happy.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 9, 2014 14:58:33 GMT -6
I lieked how teh wasteland got moar run in the berryman thread than berryman did even though no one gives a shit 'bout him and was just going for maximum trollage.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 9, 2014 15:00:38 GMT -6
Derp Ghosto, wat you make of this? cyclonefanatic.com/forum/football/182465-jason-berryman-dead-4.html#post3802592Even though ISU lost I think Berryman was defensive mvp of the game. Pretty rare for a losing team to have an mvp. Last I heard of Jason was about 5 years ago when he was playing for the Barnstormers. They were practicing in Vets and after practice he wandered over to Wells Fargo where Slipknot was rehearsing for an upcoming tour. He got caught stealing something from one of the band members and his Barnstormers career was over.
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Post by #70 on Jan 9, 2014 15:04:54 GMT -6
okeef, why aren't any of them joining us? dont they want to mourn with us?
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 9, 2014 15:10:15 GMT -6
Derp Ghosto, wat you make of this? cyclonefanatic.com/forum/football/182465-jason-berryman-dead-4.html#post3802592Even though ISU lost I think Berryman was defensive mvp of the game. Pretty rare for a losing team to have an mvp. Last I heard of Jason was about 5 years ago when he was playing for the Barnstormers. They were practicing in Vets and after practice he wandered over to Wells Fargo where Slipknot was rehearsing for an upcoming tour. He got caught stealing something from one of the band members and his Barnstormers career was over. Once a thief still a thief. He'll be robbing dead folks now in hell. What a piece of shit that fucker is/was. Hell, that pile o shit probably isn't dead, he's just in jail.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 9, 2014 15:19:19 GMT -6
#SEZ #SOPROUD
#ORRBERRYMANWHOSNEXT
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 9, 2014 15:24:25 GMT -6
Dear Cyclown Fanatic Fag Brigade visiting this fair venue:
Your shitty team plays in a sterile pissant stadium and it's funny when your criminal thug former players early-demise themselves.
Also, to the dumbfuck named "ISUCubswin:" Congrats on supporting two programs that'll never sniff a championship of any kind.
Take solace, cyclown fanatics, in the knowledge that Jason Berryman and Stevie Hicks are together in the great beyond riding thug unicorns and perpetrating angelic crimes.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 9, 2014 15:26:01 GMT -6
If clownies start registering, wut do we do with them? I don't want to be phaggie liek the Cryfan mods and just ban them on site. But surely the collective 5th grade education of teh Wastedland can think of a suitable scarlet letter for the Cryfags among us?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 9, 2014 15:30:39 GMT -6
Just label them with derptastic clown avatars.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 9, 2014 15:32:36 GMT -6
Just label them with derptastic clown avatars. Seconded
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 9, 2014 15:33:45 GMT -6
If clownies start registering, wut do we do with them? I don't want to be phaggie liek the Cryfan mods and just ban them on site. But surely the collective 5th grade education of teh Wastedland can think of a suitable scarlet letter for the Cryfags among us? Nobody get's banned if they follow the rules. I hope this dude signs up- Strange, his jersey (or at least same style/number) went for sale on ebay a few days ago. Here's a link if anyone was interested Iowa State Cyclones Authentic Game Used Jersey | eBayCYCLNST8 said I don't know why, but that makes me incredibly sad. He wasn't THAT bad of a dude.
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Post by #70 on Jan 9, 2014 15:35:22 GMT -6
If clownies start registering, wut do we do with them? I don't want to be phaggie liek the Cryfan mods and just ban them on site. But surely the collective 5th grade education of teh Wastedland can think of a suitable scarlet letter for the Cryfags among us? no chance they can hang with the lieks of us.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 9, 2014 15:37:49 GMT -6
I think I found my new favorite Clown fan- CYCLNST8
from the Mangino presser thread-
I will not be surprised if we go 6-6 next year and mangino leaves to be head coach somewhere
CYCLNST8 said:
Kinda what I've been thinking. Doubling the win total from 2013 would look impressive outside of Ames
Front page of SI I'm sure.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2014 15:39:53 GMT -6
Just label them with derptastic clown avatars. can I have one of those?
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 9, 2014 15:40:14 GMT -6
Well, I mean, it was kinda cute that time they COMPLETELY TOOK OVER Hokkeye Nayshun with their relentless troll invasion led by the great ISUFDB.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 9, 2014 15:42:35 GMT -6
Just label them with derptastic clown avatars. can I have one of those? Dont you already have one?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2014 15:43:31 GMT -6
Dont you already have one? no, I want a cool cyclone one. Please take care of that for me.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jan 9, 2014 15:43:42 GMT -6
If clownies start registering, wut do we do with them? I don't want to be phaggie liek the Cryfan mods and just ban them on site. But surely the collective 5th grade education of teh Wastedland can think of a suitable scarlet letter for the Cryfags among us? They shall be known by their clueless derpitude.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 9, 2014 15:46:01 GMT -6
Penis Avatars everywhere.... all 4 of them smart enough to sign up.
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