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Post by The Resistance on Apr 29, 2018 8:11:58 GMT -6
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Post by The Resistance on Apr 29, 2018 9:10:46 GMT -6
It's all a part of the conspiracy. Blame it on the Big 12 Refs.
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Post by thunderhawk on Apr 29, 2018 23:07:43 GMT -6
FAKE NEWS! Randy Peterson is something beyond a mere sycophant. There's so Stockholm Syndrome or some such shit going on there.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 30, 2018 6:29:24 GMT -6
Could have been in the funny thread
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 30, 2018 7:36:37 GMT -6
He did interview someone! Ellis Hobbs, who says ISu will be a 10 win a year team from here on out, so you know you can take him seriously.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 30, 2018 8:44:55 GMT -6
Could have been in the funny thread I mean obviously NFL GMS are clearing their calendar when the second-year coach of the worst P5 football team in NCAA history gives them a call.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Apr 30, 2018 8:53:48 GMT -6
Could have been in the funny thread that's some funny delusion right there. The "best" clown in a generation goes undrafted, and it's a good thing. Thank God for coach Cumball and his connections.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 30, 2018 9:39:44 GMT -6
I want to know why he thinks Campbell has relationships in the NFL.
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Post by The Resistance on Apr 30, 2018 10:17:20 GMT -6
He did interview someone! Ellis Hobbs, who says ISu will be a 10 win a year team from here on out, so you know you can take him seriously. If Cumball is such a great evaluator of talent why did he start the wrong QB for half the season?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 30, 2018 11:24:41 GMT -6
Some secretary wif tigol bitties: Hey Jerry, I have Bellicheck on line one calling about acquiring our 6th rounder for this years 7th and next years 5th, Jason Wittens agent is on 2 with news about his retirement, the Dolphins want to swap 7th rounders for cash considerations and Matt Campbell is on 4 and wants to discuss Lazzard.
Jerry Jones: PUT CUMBALL THROUGH ASAP!!!!!!!!
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Post by thunderhawk on May 1, 2018 0:26:10 GMT -6
Could have been in the funny thread that's some funny delusion right there. The "best" clown in a generation goes undrafted, and it's a good thing. Thank God for coach Cumball and his connections. What's extra funny is that Kurt actually does have those connections plus a strong track record of producing NFL talent and it's beyond ridiculous to even imagine him trying to lobby his pals like that.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 1, 2018 8:11:18 GMT -6
that's some funny delusion right there. The "best" clown in a generation goes undrafted, and it's a good thing. Thank God for coach Cumball and his connections. What's extra funny is that Kurt actually does have those connections plus a strong track record of producing NFL talent and it's beyond ridiculous to even imagine him trying to lobby his pals like that. Kurt: Listen, I know you guys have plenty going on, but I'm asking you not to draft Jewell. He's better off as an undrafted free agent. GM: Kurt, I appreciate the call, but he's our top remaining inside linebacker, and we really need to shore up our defense Kurt: C'mon man, how long have we known each other? I gave your kid a $2,000 check for her bat mitzvah. I'm asking for a solid here. GM: Alright you bastard! Twisted my arm! We'll go for another player we don't like as much, but you're buying the beer next time we golf!
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 1, 2018 9:41:54 GMT -6
NFL GM to team owner: Listen I know we need to give our QB and offense some help with a red zone target WR to win next years super bowel, but a Cumball surrogate contacted me through back channels amd requested that we don't draft Lazzard so he can choose his landing spot.
Team Ownerto GM: That totally makes sense. I have high regards for Cumball and we can always try to win the super bowel in two years.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 1, 2018 14:38:57 GMT -6
Reproter: Hay GM, word on the beat is a big deal in the collidge FB wurld contacted you about not fucking up his plans to farm out his suparstar WR to the "right fit", via not getting drafted (thefuck?), or else.... Can you comment on whom this may be and, what the "or else" thret waz about???
GM: No. I don't want to ruin this team's future shot at what may be the next great pipeline of talent... I have a program to think about, dickwad.
Reprorter: Jeez, dick. In all seriosuness tho, wut SEC state is the pipeline originating from?
GM: Hint: the water is top notch, some of the best barbecue there is, and it's a known cradle of super bowl coaches......
Repoarter: Hmm, gotcha, that rules out anything west of the Mississippi and north of the red river.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on May 1, 2018 15:01:25 GMT -6
Clearly the posters here have a firm grasp on how Cumball is able to puppet master the GMs of the NFL for the benefit of his clowns. Wish the Hawks had that kind of stroke in the league.
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Post by Ginger on May 2, 2018 5:57:09 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on May 2, 2018 8:26:28 GMT -6
That has to be Billy trolling.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 2, 2018 8:35:12 GMT -6
That has to be Billy trolling. I am proud to say that I was his first follower, but that is not me. I've tried clown troll accounts on three separate occasions, and they both failed. RIP in Peace: Jamie Pullhard Mr. Trumpollard Loyal Fans Forever Boo
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Post by Earl Slick on May 2, 2018 9:51:51 GMT -6
That has to be Billy trolling. I am proud to say that I was his first follower, but that is not me. I've tried clown troll accounts on three separate occasions, and they both failed. RIP in Peace: Jamie Pullhard Mr. Trumpollard Loyal Fans Forever Boo I'm recovering from surgery and it hurts like hell to laugh so of course the three /both thing struck me as very funny.
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Post by Ginger on May 2, 2018 22:44:40 GMT -6
I am proud to say that I was his first follower, but that is not me. I've tried clown troll accounts on three separate occasions, and they both failed. RIP in Peace: Jamie Pullhard Mr. Trumpollard Loyal Fans Forever Boo I'm recovering from surgery and it hurts like hell to laugh so of course the three /both thing struck me as very funny. Okay...so what did you have removed?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 3, 2018 7:53:57 GMT -6
I am proud to say that I was his first follower, but that is not me. I've tried clown troll accounts on three separate occasions, and they both failed. RIP in Peace: Jamie Pullhard Mr. Trumpollard Loyal Fans Forever Boo I'm recovering from surgery and it hurts like hell to laugh so of course the three /both thing struck me as very funny. Dude, you just get me.
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Post by Earl Slick on May 3, 2018 9:53:20 GMT -6
I'm recovering from surgery and it hurts like hell to laugh so of course the three /both thing struck me as very funny. Okay...so what did you have removed? A vein from my leg.
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Post by Ginger on May 3, 2018 16:49:13 GMT -6
Okay...so what did you have removed? A vein from my leg. Ahh... bypass surgery then? Glad you made it through
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Post by Earl Slick on May 4, 2018 3:57:07 GMT -6
Ahh... bypass surgery then? Glad you made it through Thanks, I'm fairly ecstatic about it myself
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Post by Ginger on May 4, 2018 6:37:54 GMT -6
Ahh... bypass surgery then? Glad you made it through Thanks, I'm fairly ecstatic about it myself Well take it easy. Do your rehab. It takes months to feel normal again and get your strength back.
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