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Post by Earl Slick on May 22, 2019 18:09:05 GMT -6
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 22, 2019 19:53:56 GMT -6
Look, y'all know I love you and I love Iowa City on gamedays, and I'm sorry, but Iowa is more hick than Cackalacky. I told some gal tonight at a mixer that where I live now is like Midtown Manhattan compared to where I grew up, she asked "are you from rural Mississippi or Louisiana or something?" I said, "no, Iowa." She said "I thought Iowa wasn't that bad." I said "my neighbor used to butcher hogs with a chainsaw." EndCoversation.exe.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 22, 2019 21:04:00 GMT -6
Alternate quote: "I just gave lifetime contracts to a cumball and a guy whos name rhymes with prom but is too big of an incel to have ever gone to one and I ain't even paid off these smoke machines yet, do I look like I can afford a fucking billboard?"
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 23, 2019 11:14:37 GMT -6
Look, y'all know I love you and I love Iowa City on gamedays, and I'm sorry, but Iowa is more hick than Cackalacky. I told some gal tonight at a mixer that where I live now is like Midtown Manhattan compared to where I grew up, she asked "are you from rural Mississippi or Louisiana or something?" I said, "no, Iowa." She said "I thought Iowa wasn't that bad." I said "my neighbor used to butcher hogs with a chainsaw." EndCoversation.exe. I feel like your experience is not universal
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Post by Earl Slick on May 24, 2019 8:08:18 GMT -6
Look, y'all know I love you and I love Iowa City on gamedays, and I'm sorry, but Iowa is more hick than Cackalacky. I told some gal tonight at a mixer that where I live now is like Midtown Manhattan compared to where I grew up, she asked "are you from rural Mississippi or Louisiana or something?" I said, "no, Iowa." She said "I thought Iowa wasn't that bad." I said "my neighbor used to butcher hogs with a chainsaw." EndCoversation.exe. Get back to us when the ‘Cocks get a screaming sireen.
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Post by thunderhawk on May 24, 2019 8:56:32 GMT -6
Look, y'all know I love you and I love Iowa City on gamedays, and I'm sorry, but Iowa is more hick than Cackalacky. I told some gal tonight at a mixer that where I live now is like Midtown Manhattan compared to where I grew up, she asked "are you from rural Mississippi or Louisiana or something?" I said, "no, Iowa." She said "I thought Iowa wasn't that bad." I said "my neighbor used to butcher hogs with a chainsaw." EndCoversation.exe. The greater Fort Dodge methropolitan area of Iowa from whence you hail is in fact prolly worse than rural Missibamalouisiana. I've never, and I've been all over America and the world, EVER experience slackjawed, knuckledragging, species-debasing white trash like I've experienced in rural Iowa. I mean aside from rural Missouri. Those fuckers might not actually be fully evolved humans though, so I'm excluding them from the discussion.
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Post by thunderhawk on May 24, 2019 9:02:38 GMT -6
Two fucking things. First off, a cyclone is a tropical superstorm, aka a "hurricane" or "typhoon." It's not a fucking tornado. These stupid goatfucking cow molesters can't even get their destructive native weather phenomena correct. Second, why the fuck be PWOUD of a weather disaster that destroys with zero fucking peripheral benefit? At least hurricanes and actual real cyclones serve an ecological purpose, however bad it may be for idiots who choose to live where they regularly hit.
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 24, 2019 9:53:29 GMT -6
Look, y'all know I love you and I love Iowa City on gamedays, and I'm sorry, but Iowa is more hick than Cackalacky. I told some gal tonight at a mixer that where I live now is like Midtown Manhattan compared to where I grew up, she asked "are you from rural Mississippi or Louisiana or something?" I said, "no, Iowa." She said "I thought Iowa wasn't that bad." I said "my neighbor used to butcher hogs with a chainsaw." EndCoversation.exe. The greater Fort Dodge methropolitan area of Iowa from whence you hail is in fact prolly worse than rural Missibamalouisiana. I've never, and I've been all over America and the world, EVER experience slackjawed, knuckledragging, species-debasing white trash like I've experienced in rural Iowa. I mean aside from rural Missouri. Those fuckers might not actually be fully evolved humans though, so I'm excluding them from the discussion. My old man was born in Dodge in the early '50's. Lived there for several decades. He drove my UHaul from Evanston to Cackalack. I was driving Ma's car and wanted to stop to take a leak and let my dog take a leak at a Pilot in Heiskell, TN because I know there are scant places to stop once you get between Knoxville, TN and Candler, NC (just west of Asheville). My old man pulled in first and immediately calls my cell phone. "I ain't getting out. I ain't even getting out to put gas in. I'll put gas in once we get into North Carolina, but I ain't getting out here." I park to the side of the building and let my dog out to take a leak in the grass. Guy in a mid '80's Dodge Caravan full of kids looks at me and says "You better check the ground for needles if you are going to walk in the grass and let your dog out there." There were a few. I run in to piss. Bathroom had blue lights and multiple syringe holders, with a sign that said "If you shoot up, please dispose of your needle properly." I buy a Red Bull and ask the clerk what was up with the lights. He said they put them in to make it harder to find veins to try to keep people from shooting up. There were at least a dozen lot lizards looking to turn tricks. Opiates have really, really, really fucked up our country. You know it's bad when a guy from Dodge, who once disposed of a tractor tire "sandbox" in a river and drank moonshine out of milk cartons, won't even get out of his car.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 24, 2019 11:01:41 GMT -6
Look, y'all know I love you and I love Iowa City on gamedays, and I'm sorry, but Iowa is more hick than Cackalacky. I told some gal tonight at a mixer that where I live now is like Midtown Manhattan compared to where I grew up, she asked "are you from rural Mississippi or Louisiana or something?" I said, "no, Iowa." She said "I thought Iowa wasn't that bad." I said "my neighbor used to butcher hogs with a chainsaw." EndCoversation.exe. The greater Fort Dodge methropolitan area of Iowa from whence you hail is in fact prolly worse than rural Missibamalouisiana. I've never, and I've been all over America and the world, EVER experience slackjawed, knuckledragging, species-debasing white trash like I've experienced in rural Iowa. I mean aside from rural Missouri. Those fuckers might not actually be fully evolved humans though, so I'm excluding them from the discussion. Spent much time in Topeka? How bout Arkansas?
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Post by Other on May 24, 2019 11:14:39 GMT -6
Two fucking things. First off, a cyclone is a tropical superstorm, aka a "hurricane" or "typhoon." It's not a fucking tornado. These stupid goatfucking cow molesters can't even get their destructive native weather phenomena correct. Second, why the fuck be PWOUD of a weather disaster that destroys with zero fucking peripheral benefit? At least hurricanes and actual real cyclones serve an ecological purpose, however bad it may be for idiots who choose to live where they regularly hit. Not so sure about that Thunder. "In meteorology, a cyclone is a large scale air mass that rotates around a strong center of low atmospheric pressure.[1][2] Cyclones are characterized by inward spiraling winds that rotate about a zone of low pressure.[3][4] The largest low-pressure systems are polar vortices and extratropical cyclones of the largest scale (the synoptic scale). Warm-core cyclones such as tropical cyclones and subtropical cyclones also lie within the synoptic scale.[5] Mesocyclones, tornadoes, and dust devils lie within smaller mesoscale.[6] Upper level cyclones can exist without the presence of a surface low, and can pinch off from the base of the tropical upper tropospheric trough during the summer months in the Northern Hemisphere. Cyclones have also been seen on extraterrestrial planets, such as Mars, Jupiter, and Neptune.[7][8] Cyclogenesis is the process of cyclone formation and intensification.[9] Extratropical cyclones begin as waves in large regions of enhanced mid-latitude temperature contrasts called baroclinic zones. These zones contract and form weather fronts as the cyclonic circulation closes and intensifies. Later in their life cycle, extratropical cyclones occlude as cold air masses undercut the warmer air and become cold core systems. A cyclone's track is guided over the course of its 2 to 6 day life cycle by the steering flow of the subtropical jet stream."
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Post by Stan's Field on May 24, 2019 12:00:46 GMT -6
Two fucking things. First off, a cyclone is a tropical superstorm, aka a "hurricane" or "typhoon." It's not a fucking tornado. These stupid goatfucking cow molesters can't even get their destructive native weather phenomena correct. Second, why the fuck be PWOUD of a weather disaster that destroys with zero fucking peripheral benefit? At least hurricanes and actual real cyclones serve an ecological purpose, however bad it may be for idiots who choose to live where they regularly hit. Not so sure about that Thunder. "In meteorology, a cyclone is a large scale air mass that rotates around a strong center of low atmospheric pressure.[1][2] Cyclones are characterized by inward spiraling winds that rotate about a zone of low pressure.[3][4] The largest low-pressure systems are polar vortices and extratropical cyclones of the largest scale (the synoptic scale). Warm-core cyclones such as tropical cyclones and subtropical cyclones also lie within the synoptic scale.[5] Mesocyclones, tornadoes, and dust devils lie within smaller mesoscale.[6] Upper level cyclones can exist without the presence of a surface low, and can pinch off from the base of the tropical upper tropospheric trough during the summer months in the Northern Hemisphere. Cyclones have also been seen on extraterrestrial planets, such as Mars, Jupiter, and Neptune.[7][8] Cyclogenesis is the process of cyclone formation and intensification.[9] Extratropical cyclones begin as waves in large regions of enhanced mid-latitude temperature contrasts called baroclinic zones. These zones contract and form weather fronts as the cyclonic circulation closes and intensifies. Later in their life cycle, extratropical cyclones occlude as cold air masses undercut the warmer air and become cold core systems. A cyclone's track is guided over the course of its 2 to 6 day life cycle by the steering flow of the subtropical jet stream." Fuckin one track lawyers.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 24, 2019 17:29:42 GMT -6
The greater Fort Dodge methropolitan area of Iowa from whence you hail is in fact prolly worse than rural Missibamalouisiana. I've never, and I've been all over America and the world, EVER experience slackjawed, knuckledragging, species-debasing white trash like I've experienced in rural Iowa. I mean aside from rural Missouri. Those fuckers might not actually be fully evolved humans though, so I'm excluding them from the discussion. My old man was born in Dodge in the early '50's. Lived there for several decades. He drove my UHaul from Evanston to Cackalack. I was driving Ma's car and wanted to stop to take a leak and let my dog take a leak at a Pilot in Heiskell, TN because I know there are scant places to stop once you get between Knoxville, TN and Candler, NC (just west of Asheville). My old man pulled in first and immediately calls my cell phone. "I ain't getting out. I ain't even getting out to put gas in. I'll put gas in once we get into North Carolina, but I ain't getting out here." I park to the side of the building and let my dog out to take a leak in the grass. Guy in a mid '80's Dodge Caravan full of kids looks at me and says "You better check the ground for needles if you are going to walk in the grass and let your dog out there." There were a few. I run in to piss. Bathroom had blue lights and multiple syringe holders, with a sign that said "If you shoot up, please dispose of your needle properly." I buy a Red Bull and ask the clerk what was up with the lights. He said they put them in to make it harder to find veins to try to keep people from shooting up. There were at least a dozen lot lizards looking to turn tricks. Opiates have really, really, really fucked up our country. You know it's bad when a guy from Dodge, who once disposed of a tractor tire "sandbox" in a river and drank moonshine out of milk cartons, won't even get out of his car. Try west virgina sometime pards. We drive from Lexington to Knoxville semi regularly. I always fink how nice it would be to live dere until i stop fer gas and am like ohhh right.
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Post by Earl Slick on May 24, 2019 22:17:27 GMT -6
My old man was born in Dodge in the early '50's. Lived there for several decades. He drove my UHaul from Evanston to Cackalack. I was driving Ma's car and wanted to stop to take a leak and let my dog take a leak at a Pilot in Heiskell, TN because I know there are scant places to stop once you get between Knoxville, TN and Candler, NC (just west of Asheville). My old man pulled in first and immediately calls my cell phone. "I ain't getting out. I ain't even getting out to put gas in. I'll put gas in once we get into North Carolina, but I ain't getting out here." I park to the side of the building and let my dog out to take a leak in the grass. Guy in a mid '80's Dodge Caravan full of kids looks at me and says "You better check the ground for needles if you are going to walk in the grass and let your dog out there." There were a few. I run in to piss. Bathroom had blue lights and multiple syringe holders, with a sign that said "If you shoot up, please dispose of your needle properly." I buy a Red Bull and ask the clerk what was up with the lights. He said they put them in to make it harder to find veins to try to keep people from shooting up. There were at least a dozen lot lizards looking to turn tricks. Opiates have really, really, really fucked up our country. You know it's bad when a guy from Dodge, who once disposed of a tractor tire "sandbox" in a river and drank moonshine out of milk cartons, won't even get out of his car. Try west virgina sometime pards. We drive from Lexington to Knoxville semi regularly. I always fink how nice it would be to live dere until i stop fer gas and am like ohhh right. Or the hill country in Missouri. Or the Alleghenys. Or any of the many shitholes in the great state of Ohio. Whoever said “wherever you go, there you are” was right. I’m staying raht cheer.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 25, 2019 5:28:20 GMT -6
I partially agree with wat thunder said, mainly the knuckle-dragging part of it. Iowa has this special breed of just plain ole knuckle dragger ignorance that's really special; it's like it's bad because it doesn't really have to be, this is the union not the confederation of sister fuckers, so anytime I see that "stupid to the world and proud of it" shit I fucking cringe. And they're reproducing........ I was at my daughter's pre-k graduation thing yesterday, and watched as a little girl had no one to run to at the end when it was over, my kid's bus driver who we know well sat down by me and said nobody showed up for her. Guess what, the little girl is mean, like she says some vile things for a kid. Wonder fucking why with a train-wreck of a home life... Poor kid probably doesn't have a chance.
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Post by Ginger on May 25, 2019 10:49:44 GMT -6
I partially agree with wat thunder said, mainly the knuckle-dragging part of it. Iowa has this special breed of just plain ole knuckle dragger ignorance that's really special; it's like it's bad because it doesn't really have to be, this is the union not the confederation of sister fuckers, so anytime I see that "stupid to the world and proud of it" shit I fucking cringe. And they're reproducing........ I was at my daughter's pre-k graduation thing yesterday, and watched as a little girl had no one to run to at the end when it was over, my kid's bus driver who we know well sat down by me and said nobody showed up for her. Guess what, the little girl is mean, like she says some vile things for a kid. Wonder fucking why with a train-wreck of a home life... Poor kid probably doesn't have a chance. I think you can just apply this to most rural area in the United States frankly. I don’t understand it. Why are the people stupid? Lead in the water? Nitrates? Everyone has this romantic view of small town America but the reality of it is that it’s filled with stupid ass hick fucks that reproduce more stupid ass hick fucks. Sometimes there’s a gene mutation and those are the ones that grow up knowing there’s more to the world and different types of people and they need to get out of that fucking place. They may go on to college and maybe end up being a lawyer for rich folk or something. When I first started at Mayo 20 years ago. There was a dude name Travis. Well you know right there that’s a country boy with that name. People constantly talked about him behind his back, being a fucking hick; he was like 23 and was planning on taking his high school girlfriend to prom. He was from Iowa. His accent when he spoke was like he was from the Deep South or hillbilly Kentucky. He was nice enough as I talked to him a few times. One time some of these Minnesota coworkers were dissing Iowa real bad because of this Travis dude. He wasn’t around. I interceded and told them I was from Iowa and all Iowans weren’t like Travis and they were dumbfounded. They asked “then why don’t you talk like Travis?” I said I was from Des Moines and Travis was from fucking Ottumwa. There’s plenty of rural dumbfuck Minnesotans don’t cha know.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 25, 2019 11:05:22 GMT -6
You can't even fuckin quote right. Put the fireball down...
I'm fine with people who want to be ignorant and oblivious to the big scary confusing world, but I'm not okay with them voting, reproducing, cooking, meddling in anyone who gives a shit's life.
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Post by Ginger on May 25, 2019 11:18:30 GMT -6
You can't even fuckin quote right. Put the fireball down... I'm fine with people who want to be ignorant and oblivious to the big scary confusing world, but I'm not okay with them voting, reproducing, cooking, meddling in anyone who gives a shit's life. Sure fucked that up. I’m fucked up in the head and having blurry vision. Just got out the hospital yesterday afternoon and slept until 7 this morning and still feeling goofy. It’s been difficult to post because I keep trying to Go back and correct errors. Sure I’m missing some.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on May 25, 2019 12:42:45 GMT -6
Look, y'all know I love you and I love Iowa City on gamedays, and I'm sorry, but Iowa is more hick than Cackalacky. I told some gal tonight at a mixer that where I live now is like Midtown Manhattan compared to where I grew up, she asked "are you from rural Mississippi or Louisiana or something?" I said, "no, Iowa." She said "I thought Iowa wasn't that bad." I said "my neighbor used to butcher hogs with a chainsaw." EndCoversation.exe. The greater Fort Dodge methropolitan area of Iowa from whence you hail is in fact prolly worse than rural Missibamalouisiana. I've never, and I've been all over America and the world, EVER experience slackjawed, knuckledragging, species-debasing white trash like I've experienced in rural Iowa. I mean aside from rural Missouri. Those fuckers might not actually be fully evolved humans though, so I'm excluding them from the discussion. Sorry Thor you are wrong about this one. The rural souf beats even the worst parts of rural Iowa by a wide margin. If you have not experienced it in person, you would not believe it.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 25, 2019 13:04:44 GMT -6
You can't even fuckin quote right. Put the fireball down... I'm fine with people who want to be ignorant and oblivious to the big scary confusing world, but I'm not okay with them voting, reproducing, cooking, meddling in anyone who gives a shit's life. Sure fucked that up. I’m fucked up in the head and having blurry vision. Just got out the hospital yesterday afternoon and slept until 7 this morning and still feeling goofy. It’s been difficult to post because I keep trying to Go back and correct errors. Sure I’m missing some. Wha?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 8, 2019 12:47:43 GMT -6
The Ames Little Clowns varsity team sucks fucking balls at softbulls.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 12, 2019 13:12:33 GMT -6
The Ames Little Clowns varsity team sucks fucking balls at softbulls. Rig that game king
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 12, 2019 20:35:06 GMT -6
The Ames Little Clowns varsity team sucks fucking balls at softbulls. Rig that game king No need. It was self pwnage.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 23, 2019 15:42:14 GMT -6
Jorj Neeang has so much going on that he name searches himself on twitter.
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Post by Ginger on Aug 31, 2019 14:01:43 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 31, 2019 14:12:52 GMT -6
UNI might have just waived ISUcks Top 25 ranking
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