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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 13, 2014 7:27:06 GMT -6
Ugly and no tits. I think she may be a very cleanly shaven sheep, which is why the clowns all love her.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 13, 2014 7:43:57 GMT -6
Ugly and no tits. I think she may be a very cleanly shaven sheep, which is why the clowns all love her. Success
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Post by NotMyKid on Aug 13, 2014 8:32:21 GMT -6
Barnstormer groupie. What did you expect?
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 13, 2014 9:42:06 GMT -6
Barnstormer groupie. What did you expect? A larger Strahanian toothgap, actually. Somebody inform that trollop that football is in fact the only sport that matters in this state vis a vis the ClownHawk challenge.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 13, 2014 9:45:07 GMT -6
Barnstormer groupie. What did you expect? I thought the Barnstormers moved to NY. They have groupies?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 13, 2014 9:50:42 GMT -6
Barnstormer groupie. What did you expect? I thought the Barnstormers moved to NY. They have groupies? Des Moines 4's.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 13, 2014 13:26:06 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 13, 2014 13:45:19 GMT -6
It isnt rape if the cow wants it.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 13, 2014 14:10:35 GMT -6
But Chris Williams said the defense has improved.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Aug 13, 2014 14:30:15 GMT -6
It isnt rape if the cow wants it. what if he roofies the poor thing? I suppose the vet school could supply all sorts of animal husbandry pharmaceutical aids.
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 13, 2014 14:37:27 GMT -6
what if he roofies the poor thing? I suppose the vet school could supply all sorts of animal husbandry pharmaceutical aids.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Aug 13, 2014 14:51:27 GMT -6
But Chris Williams said the defense has improved. Living beings with pulses will be an improvement over last years defense.
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Post by NotMyKid on Aug 13, 2014 15:01:00 GMT -6
But Chris Williams said the defense has improved. One of their JUCO DE's haz a bad back and might RS. They are going to get fucking run over with as shitty as their DL will be this year. Fatty McGee can only work so much magic. And they will see that last year's shitty O had nothing to do with their former OC and everything to do with the fact they just have a shitty team. And den der is dis- 10 Worst Major College Football Programs4. Iowa State Cyclones Iowa State, according to Cyclone fans is a basketball school. However, they're only a basketball school because the football program is lousy, not because the basketball program is a national power. Give Cyclone fans credit, they are loyal. But they've never experienced any type of winning in football on a national level. ISU has never surpassed 9 wins in a season and hasn't won a conference title since the glory days of 1912. www.answers.com/article/1183467/10-worst-major-college-football-programs?param4=fb-demo-sports¶m1=null¶m2=null¶m5=5¶m6=6cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=191129
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 13, 2014 15:57:58 GMT -6
But Chris Williams said the defense has improved. One of their JUCO DE's haz a bad back and might RS. They are going to get fucking run over with as shitty as their DL will be this year. Fatty McGee can only work so much magic. And they will see that last year's shitty O had nothing to do with their former OC and everything to do with the fact they just have a shitty team. And den der is dis- 10 Worst Major College Football Programs4. Iowa State Cyclones Iowa State, according to Cyclone fans is a basketball school. However, they're only a basketball school because the football program is lousy, not because the basketball program is a national power. Give Cyclone fans credit, they are loyal. But they've never experienced any type of winning in football on a national level. ISU has never surpassed 9 wins in a season and hasn't won a conference title since the glory days of 1912. www.answers.com/article/1183467/10-worst-major-college-football-programs?param4=fb-demo-sports¶m1=null¶m2=null¶m5=5¶m6=6cyclonefanatic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=191129Exactly. When is the last time a coordinator change made a huge impact like these idiots are expecting? It's one thing if you have talent that isn't responding to coaching, but it's another if you just don't have talent. These losers watch their QB of the week have some success against KU and suddenly think they have game. The reason they sucked at offense last year is because they were below average at every position except receiver. They still have a couple of injury-prone, inaccurate QBs who can't do shit. Bringing in a guy who won 10 games in Kansas 7 years ago won't change that.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 13, 2014 18:24:11 GMT -6
"...incoming freshman receiver Allen Lazard is one of the biggest recruits in school history." there's the clown bowl game, right there. they have taken more pwide from signing that kid than anything since the totes fluke win over a grieving OSU squad. can't wait for lasard to totally flop and warsh out of teh program after raping some campus cow He ain't gotta do nothing to nobody. Collegiate freshman WRs suck. They all do. Okay, not all. Randy Moss had a good redshirt freshman campaign at Marshall. But if they're expecting any sort of production out of this kid this year, they're gonna be sorely disappointed. If you get 10 good plays out of a freshman WR over the course of the entire season, that's fucking huge.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Aug 13, 2014 18:50:41 GMT -6
"...incoming freshman receiver Allen Lazard is one of the biggest recruits in school history." there's the clown bowl game, right there. they have taken more pwide from signing that kid than anything since the totes fluke win over a grieving OSU squad. can't wait for lasard to totally flop and warsh out of teh program after raping some campus cow He ain't gotta do nothing to nobody. Collegiate freshman WRs suck. They all do. Okay, not all. Randy Moss had a good redshirt freshman campaign at Marshall. But if they're expecting any sort of production out of this kid this year, they're gonna be sorely disappointed. If you get 10 good plays out of a freshman WR over the course of the entire season, that's fucking huge. Dougie Fresh was the bomb for Iowa in 2006 yo.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 14, 2014 6:38:29 GMT -6
"...incoming freshman receiver Allen Lazard is one of the biggest recruits in school history." there's the clown bowl game, right there. they have taken more pwide from signing that kid than anything since the totes fluke win over a grieving OSU squad. can't wait for lasard to totally flop and warsh out of teh program after raping some campus cow He ain't gotta do nothing to nobody. Collegiate freshman WRs suck. They all do. Okay, not all. Randy Moss had a good redshirt freshman campaign at Marshall. But if they're expecting any sort of production out of this kid this year, they're gonna be sorely disappointed. If you get 10 good plays out of a freshman WR over the course of the entire season, that's fucking huge. While it's difficult for a redshirt freshman to do decent, it's 100 times harder for a true freshman to make an impact at any position, especially skill positions like WR. The playbooks would take time to understand and have down perfect. Otherwise, Lizard will think that he's supposed to run a out, when it's a inside route and le QB will throw it right into the mitts of a defender just scoping out the QB. That's what happens on timing plays where the QB throws to where he expects the guy to be without really doublechecking to make sure he's running the right route.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 14, 2014 6:42:58 GMT -6
He ain't gotta do nothing to nobody. Collegiate freshman WRs suck. They all do. Okay, not all. Randy Moss had a good redshirt freshman campaign at Marshall. But if they're expecting any sort of production out of this kid this year, they're gonna be sorely disappointed. If you get 10 good plays out of a freshman WR over the course of the entire season, that's fucking huge. While it's difficult for a redshirt freshman to do decent, it's 100 times harder for a true freshman to make an impact at any position, especially skill positions like WR. The playbooks would take time to understand and have down perfect. Otherwise, Lizard will think that he's supposed to run a out, when it's a inside route and le QB will throw it right into the mitts of a defender just scoping out the QB. That's what happens on timing plays where the QB throws to where he expects the guy to be without really doublechecking to make sure he's running the right route. Mess' offense didn't have routes. Mangino will have such amazing routes, Lizard can come and dominate right away. He took Kansas to the Orange Bowl.
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Post by thunderhawk on Aug 14, 2014 10:20:52 GMT -6
Iowa might not attempt a forward pass agin the Clowns. Our OL vs their DL oughta be good for 6-7 ypc minimum.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 14, 2014 10:23:12 GMT -6
He ain't gotta do nothing to nobody. Collegiate freshman WRs suck. They all do. Okay, not all. Randy Moss had a good redshirt freshman campaign at Marshall. But if they're expecting any sort of production out of this kid this year, they're gonna be sorely disappointed. If you get 10 good plays out of a freshman WR over the course of the entire season, that's fucking huge. While it's difficult for a redshirt freshman to do decent, it's 100 times harder for a true freshman to make an impact at any position, especially skill positions like WR. The playbooks would take time to understand and have down perfect. Otherwise, Lizard will think that he's supposed to run a out, when it's a inside route and le QB will throw it right into the mitts of a defender just scoping out the QB. That's what happens on timing plays where the QB throws to where he expects the guy to be without really doublechecking to make sure he's running the right route. Fair points.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 14, 2014 10:23:34 GMT -6
Iowa might not attempt a forward pass agin the Clowns. Our OL vs their DL oughta be good for 6-7 ypc minimum. CF said their defensive ends are better than last year. Watch out Scherff! You gonna need straps to lift your ass off the ground after a Cyclone blows through town.
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Post by NotMyKid on Aug 14, 2014 12:35:15 GMT -6
Well they would be, if teh cyclowns didn't have the next Tod Reecing among their 3 potential QBs. ALL IN.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 14, 2014 12:45:13 GMT -6
Well they would be, if teh cyclowns didn't have the next Tod Reecing among their 3 potential QBs. ALL IN. Apparently their goal is "ONE" as in One win. That's a realistic goal. Reach for the stars Clownies!
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Post by TaterWanger on Aug 14, 2014 13:11:21 GMT -6
ONE*
* and 11
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Aug 14, 2014 13:13:11 GMT -6
I already made that joke you unoriginal dickweed.
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