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Post by NotMyKid on Sept 2, 2014 19:39:31 GMT -6
All of this, yet we are in the mid thirties in attendance. That makes us extremely loyal...or stupid.
I KNOW, I KNOW!!!' Stupid.
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Post by Earl Slick on Sept 2, 2014 19:50:36 GMT -6
Clownz to the bone. Double quadruple triple whammy.
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Post by thunderhawk on Sept 2, 2014 19:58:35 GMT -6
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Did a bunch of research on Sports Reference (greatest site ever for stat geeks) and found out some sobering stats on ISU. I love ISU more than anybody but I think people have to be realistic with expectations when they know the history of the program. Of all BCS Automatic Qualifier programs and not including Temple, UConn, S. Florida, or C. Florida (less than 20 years at 1-A level), ISU: 1) Has only been ranked in the postseason AP poll twice which is the fewest among all AQ schools 2) Is tied with Memphis and Indiana for fewest bowl game victories (3) 3) Has the 4th worst win percentage overall (worst overall since 1982) 4) Has the worst bowl game win percentage overall 5) Has the 3rd fewest weeks in the AP poll 6) Has never played in a BCS bowl 7) 9 victory highest win total is lowest among all AQ schools 8) Tied with Northwestern for 4th fewest bowl games played Give JP time, he'll turn that train wreck around. Because he's an awesome AD. MARKETING!!! BILLBOARD SUCKLOWN STATE FUCK YEAH!!!
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 2, 2014 20:22:46 GMT -6
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Did a bunch of research on Sports Reference (greatest site ever for stat geeks) and found out some sobering stats on ISU. I love ISU more than anybody but I think people have to be realistic with expectations when they know the history of the program. Of all BCS Automatic Qualifier programs and not including Temple, UConn, S. Florida, or C. Florida (less than 20 years at 1-A level), ISU: 1) Has only been ranked in the postseason AP poll twice which is the fewest among all AQ schools 2) Is tied with Memphis and Indiana for fewest bowl game victories (3) 3) Has the 4th worst win percentage overall (worst overall since 1982) 4) Has the worst bowl game win percentage overall 5) Has the 3rd fewest weeks in the AP poll 6) Has never played in a BCS bowl 7) 9 victory highest win total is lowest among all AQ schools 8) Tied with Northwestern for 4th fewest bowl games played going in a direction tho?
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 2, 2014 20:25:08 GMT -6
the fucking hayseed kid behind him turns his head and gives a WTF look That kid is thinking: "Oh gawd, Pawl on his knees + ref = me wiping his face clean after, again, fml..."
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 2, 2014 20:26:33 GMT -6
All of this, yet we are in the mid thirties in attendance. That makes us extremely loyal...or stupid.
I KNOW, I KNOW!!!' Stupid. Win. Shitfuckingmegatonloads of win. Fuckime that's crackiling good win.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 2, 2014 20:51:57 GMT -6
All of this, yet we are in the mid thirties in attendance. That makes us extremely loyal...or stupid.
I KNOW, I KNOW!!!' Stupid. Win. Shitfuckingmegatonloads of win. Fuckime that's crackiling good win. Is that a backdoor brag about being ranked in the mid thirties? That's liek bragging about almost winning a bronze medal.
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Post by twine on Sept 2, 2014 22:17:23 GMT -6
I think that since we cannot get the athletes to run an effective spread, we should change ahead of the curve and switch back to more of a pro-style, power running offense. Wisconsin (most closely related to ISU), Alabama, Georgia, LSU haven't switched to the spread offense and one could say that they have thrived because of it. And yes, I understand that they are getting better players at Alabama, Georgia and LSU. Wisconsin, maybe, I think that for them it is more of a system. Any serviceable running back can thrive at Wisconsin.
Just how delusional are these guys? To think that Wisconsin is "most closely related to ISU"? Are you fucking kidding?
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Post by twine on Sept 2, 2014 22:25:15 GMT -6
"This is precisely why the State of Iowa should only have one D1 football team. We would seat 180k and be a national force... "
I hate to break it to you pal but if you want this to happen, you might as well stop supporting ISU and make the slow transition to becoming a Hawkeye fan now. That program will never be relevant outside of central and western Iowa.
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Post by Incogayno. on Sept 2, 2014 22:27:22 GMT -6
"This is precisely why the State of Iowa should only have one D1 football team. We would seat 180k and be a national force... "I hate to break it to you pal but if you want this to happen, you might as well stop supporting ISU and make the slow transition to becoming a Hawkeye fan now. That program will never be relevant outside of central and western Iowa. LOL I really hope they were not suggesting that the U of I be the one to drop their team. LOLOL
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 3, 2014 6:48:22 GMT -6
Win. Shitfuckingmegatonloads of win. Fuckime that's crackiling good win. Is that a backdoor brag about being ranked in the mid thirties? That's liek bragging about almost winning a bronze medal. Basically they are bragging that they got a Participation Ribbon.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 3, 2014 6:53:27 GMT -6
"This is precisely why the State of Iowa should only have one D1 football team. We would seat 180k and be a national force... "I hate to break it to you pal but if you want this to happen, you might as well stop supporting ISU and make the slow transition to becoming a Hawkeye fan now. That program will never be relevant outside of central and western Iowa. Unless this hypothetical Iowa is located in Texas, it won't be a national power. It's not like Iowa and ISU are splitting top in state recruits anyways.
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Post by Ginger on Sept 3, 2014 7:04:46 GMT -6
Does anybody ever think that there are several long trolls going on at that site or can a person be that delusional? I mean the stuff they say is just nuts.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Sept 3, 2014 7:28:15 GMT -6
Nope, just nuts.
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Post by #70 on Sept 3, 2014 7:45:25 GMT -6
"This is precisely why the State of Iowa should only have one D1 football team. We would seat 180k and be a national force... "I hate to break it to you pal but if you want this to happen, you might as well stop supporting ISU and make the slow transition to becoming a Hawkeye fan now. That program will never be relevant outside of central and western Iowa. Unless this hypothetical Iowa is located in Texas, it won't be a national power. It's not like Iowa and ISU are splitting top in state recruits anyways. Lazard.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 3, 2014 7:46:07 GMT -6
Does anybody ever think that there are several long trolls going on at that site or can a person be that delusional? I mean the stuff they say is just nuts. Poe's Law. Google it.
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Post by Earl Slick on Sept 3, 2014 7:48:35 GMT -6
Does anybody ever think that there are several long trolls going on at that site or can a person be that delusional? I mean the stuff they say is just nuts. There are many delusional clownz. I personally know some of them and have for most of my life. They believe the crap they spew. Srsly.
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Post by thunderhawk on Sept 3, 2014 8:13:47 GMT -6
Does anybody ever think that there are several long trolls going on at that site or can a person be that delusional? I mean the stuff they say is just nuts. Poe's Law. Google it. A lot of it is actual delusion due to years of chronic abuse and broken promises.
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Post by #70 on Sept 3, 2014 8:16:50 GMT -6
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Post by The Resistance on Sept 3, 2014 10:04:22 GMT -6
Is that a backdoor brag about being ranked in the mid thirties? That's liek bragging about almost winning a bronze medal in the special olympics. Basically they are bragging that they got a Participation Ribbon.
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Post by thunderhawk on Sept 3, 2014 10:13:06 GMT -6
I hope their fucking Sovietesque stadium collapses.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 3, 2014 12:00:18 GMT -6
I hope their fucking Sovietesque stadium collapses. Possibly from too many rowdy fans!
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 3, 2014 12:40:58 GMT -6
Win. Shitfuckingmegatonloads of win. Fuckime that's crackiling good win. Is that a backdoor brag about being ranked in the mid thirties? That's liek bragging about almost winning a bronze medal. I dunno for certain, but it makes me to teh lulz much.
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 3, 2014 12:49:18 GMT -6
"This is precisely why the State of Iowa should only have one D1 football team. We would seat 180k and be a national force... "I hate to break it to you pal but if you want this to happen, you might as well stop supporting ISU and make the slow transition to becoming a Hawkeye fan now. That program will never be relevant outside of central and western Iowa. Let's make sure we all take a long considerable look at this, what was quoted I mean. This kind of derp simply cannot be overlooked. If anyone, anywhere, recognizes the signs and spots similar levels of herpafuckingderpage, plz prescribe the recommended doses of crowbaraxehandlomycin straight to the brain, 7-450 times daily or as needed.
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Post by Stan's Field on Sept 3, 2014 12:51:43 GMT -6
Does anybody ever think that there are several long trolls going on at that site or can a person be that delusional? I mean the stuff they say is just nuts. That makes me smile tho. But it's also just depressing to think there can actually be that much dumb in the world...
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