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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 13, 2014 0:57:48 GMT -6
I sprained mine in Kinnick a few years ago. Was the night game with the ANF card stunt or whatevs. Northwestern I think? Fuck that hurt...... Stepped down onto the bleachers wrong. Ouch..
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 13, 2014 7:27:26 GMT -6
What a freaking pussy he is. Back in the day, I sprained the hell out of my ankle while carrying a suitcase of miller lite down the stairs at The Lumberyard in DSM and fell down the stairs whilst protecting said suitcase of beer. I then got up, hobbled to a table and proceeded to drink many beers out of said suitcase of miller lite. I didn't cry, and even when I woke up the next morning and I was in excruiciating pain and my ankle swollen up so much I couldn't even put a sock on it I still didn't cry. And I'm a bitch when it comes to pain yet I still didn't cry or need a bunch of people to carry me out.
Ended up with a severe sprain and was on crutches for a month (took 2 weeks for the swelling to go down enough to put on socks and shoes), but I still didn't cry. What a fucking pussy Kane is. Hopefully his rape victims are more willing so he doesn't have to chase them.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 13, 2014 7:35:00 GMT -6
I now feel it is necessary at this time to state that I too did not cry during my excruciatingly severe ankle sprain. I finished the fucking game and limped to the gawd damn train.....
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Post by Ginger on Jan 13, 2014 7:36:52 GMT -6
I now feel it is necessary at this time to state that I too did not cry during my excruciatingly severe ankle sprain. I finished the fucking game and limped to the gawd damn train..... You could have limped to my car parked a mile away and then we could have driven you to the hospital.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 13, 2014 7:58:20 GMT -6
I now feel it is necessary at this time to state that I too did not cry during my excruciatingly severe ankle sprain. I finished the fucking game and limped to the gawd damn train..... You could have limped to my car parked a mile away and then we could have driven you to the hospital. And I'd have been without my soul for two years on top of my current situation...... no thanx
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 13, 2014 8:12:30 GMT -6
What a freaking pussy he is. Back in the day, I sprained the hell out of my ankle while carrying a suitcase of miller lite down the stairs at The Lumberyard in DSM and fell down the stairs whilst protecting said suitcase of beer. I then got up, hobbled to a table and proceeded to drink many beers out of said suitcase of miller lite. I didn't cry, and even when I woke up the next morning and I was in excruiciating pain and my ankle swollen up so much I couldn't even put a sock on it I still didn't cry. And I'm a bitch when it comes to pain yet I still didn't cry or need a bunch of people to carry me out. Ended up with a severe sprain and was on crutches for a month (took 2 weeks for the swelling to go down enough to put on socks and shoes), but I still didn't cry. What a fucking pussy Kane is. Hopefully his rape victims are more willing so he doesn't have to chase them. Like.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 13, 2014 8:15:29 GMT -6
I sprained mine in Kinnick a few years ago. Was the night game with the ANF card stunt or whatevs. Northwestern I think? Fuck that hurt...... Stepped down onto the bleachers wrong. Ouch.. Go home Ice, ur drunj!
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 13, 2014 9:39:23 GMT -6
A drunk buddy of mine jumped off the stairs outside our apartment in IC heading to the bars one night and fucked the living shit out of ankle. He said it hurt to bad for him to go out and he was going to go back to our place. I told him that was bullshit and I would take care of it. So while our other roommate was getting cash out of the ATM I packed his ankle in a snow bank for about 45 seconds to keep the swelling down.
He still thanks me for that 17 years later.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 13, 2014 14:33:52 GMT -6
I sprained mine, bad, right below the summit of a 14er and had to downclimb and hike out several miles on that fucker.
So when I saw fragile D Kane get carried off the court, I giggled. Walk it off, ya pussy.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 13, 2014 15:19:57 GMT -6
Playing hoops at the Y a couple years ago, a little spud from the other team rolled his ankle. He would not even let his buddies drag his punk ass off the floor so the game could resume. We had to wait for the EMTs to cart him off to the ER. It was the most embarrassing spectacle of pussydom i have ever witnessed.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 13, 2014 15:30:33 GMT -6
Once I was fighting a fucking wolfman in a lumber mill. I threw that fucker off a cliff, but he bit my ankle, but before I could transform, I cut my foot off to keep the curse at bay. I fucking walked back to the road and had to hitch for 7 fucking miles on a bloody stump before anyone helped me. Watching Kane gave me a huge boner because I hadn't seen a pussy liek that since Basic Instinct.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jan 13, 2014 15:38:31 GMT -6
Once I was fighting a fucking wolfman in a lumber mill. I threw that fucker off a cliff, but he bit my ankle, but before I could transform, I cut my foot off to keep the curse at bay. I fucking walked back to the road and had to hitch for 7 fucking miles on a bloody stump before anyone helped me. Watching Kane gave me a huge boner because I hadn't seen a pussy liek that since Basic Instinct. Hmmm... so that's what happened to Norms foot. Goddamn wolfman bit his ankle, but he didn't cry like a fucking bitch.
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 13, 2014 16:16:30 GMT -6
The kid is only 24 years old, cut him some slack.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 13, 2014 16:18:16 GMT -6
The kid is only 24 years old, cut him some slack. LOL. Just because he's as smart as a third grader doesn't mean he has to act like one.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 13, 2014 16:42:44 GMT -6
I sprained mine, bad, right below the summit of a 14er and had to downclimb and hike out several miles on that fucker. So when I saw fragile D Kane get carried off the court, I giggled. Walk it off, ya pussy. ..but did you cry? Also where on the ankle is your summit of a 14er. I am not familiar with that anatomy term.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 13, 2014 17:25:55 GMT -6
Once I was fighting a fucking wolfman in a lumber mill. I threw that fucker off a cliff, but he bit my ankle, but before I could transform, I cut my foot off to keep the curse at bay. I fucking walked back to the road and had to hitch for 7 fucking miles on a bloody stump before anyone helped me. Watching Kane gave me a huge boner because I hadn't seen a pussy liek that since Basic Instinct. OMG IRL? Lay off the fucking twilight...
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 13, 2014 20:32:38 GMT -6
DeAndrea seemed to bounce back quickly from his near fatal twisted ankle...
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 14, 2014 11:47:55 GMT -6
I sprained mine, bad, right below the summit of a 14er and had to downclimb and hike out several miles on that fucker. So when I saw fragile D Kane get carried off the court, I giggled. Walk it off, ya pussy. ..but did you cry? Also where on the ankle is your summit of a 14er. I am not familiar with that anatomy term. I did not cry, but I did recite Carlin's Seven Dirty Words. "Summit of a 14er" is the terminus of my massive cock.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 14, 2014 11:49:52 GMT -6
Playing hoops at the Y a couple years ago, a little spud from the other team rolled his ankle. He would not even let his buddies drag his punk ass off the floor so the game could resume. We had to wait for the EMTs to cart him off to the ER. It was the most embarrassing spectacle of pussydom i have ever witnessed. Spectacular. U shoulda informed that little fuckstain that the glory of havin two legs is that u can hop on one if the other gets bent.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 14, 2014 13:45:50 GMT -6
I had never before or since seen such a pathetic display. Dude, you rolled your ankle. If you cant go, crawl off the floor and let the game go on.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 14, 2014 16:37:40 GMT -6
I had never before or since seen such a pathetic display. Dude, you rolled your ankle. If you cant go, crawl off the floor and let the game go on. If you're ever in teh D-Piz, you oughta play some hoops with my crew Sue. I got crazy, Aaron Craft game. Also, once playing ball at the Y, my buddy was on a fast break alone and tore his fucking ACL and meniscus in a non-contact shot attempt. He not only walked out of there, unlike that phaggot Kane, but he limped around on it for 7 months until he got insurance to fix it.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jan 14, 2014 16:51:50 GMT -6
I had never before or since seen such a pathetic display. Dude, you rolled your ankle. If you cant go, crawl off the floor and let the game go on. If you're ever in teh D-Piz, you oughta play some hoops with my crew Sue. I got crazy, Aaron Craft game. Also, once playing ball at the Y, my buddy was on a fast break alone and tore his fucking ACL and meniscus in a non-contact shot attempt. He not only walked out of there, unlike that phaggot Kane, but he limped around on it for 7 months until he got insurance to fix it. THANX OBAMA!!!
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 14, 2014 18:21:04 GMT -6
I had never before or since seen such a pathetic display. Dude, you rolled your ankle. If you cant go, crawl off the floor and let the game go on. If you're ever in teh D-Piz, you oughta play some hoops with my crew Sue. I got crazy, Aaron Craft game. Also, once playing ball at the Y, my buddy was on a fast break alone and tore his fucking ACL and meniscus in a non-contact shot attempt. He not only walked out of there, unlike that phaggot Kane, but he limped around on it for 7 months until he got insurance to fix it. My game now consists of taking up a lot of space in the lane and shooting set shots.
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Post by egadsto on Jan 15, 2014 14:25:41 GMT -6
If you're ever in teh D-Piz, you oughta play some hoops with my crew Sue. I got crazy, Aaron Craft game. Also, once playing ball at the Y, my buddy was on a fast break alone and tore his fucking ACL and meniscus in a non-contact shot attempt. He not only walked out of there, unlike that phaggot Kane, but he limped around on it for 7 months until he got insurance to fix it. My game now consists of taking up a lot of space in the lane and shooting set shots.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 15, 2014 15:13:17 GMT -6
But I am taller.
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