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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 27, 2014 20:14:43 GMT -6
After 10 years of ups and downs, HappyChef and I lost one of our dearest friends from our law school days. Some god damned filthy fucking stank ass mother fucking cock gobbling bitchface took our fucking seats today during the Kinnick reseating process. We sat in them from our first year of law school when they were the old student section and then bought them when they came on the market to the public during our last year of school when they moved the student section to the shitty location where it is today. We had made good friends with the neighbors and they have taken many pictures of me passed out drunk and one of them got a picture of me when I fell during the Louisiana Monroe game or whatever it was that year when we played in that monsoon and they had to delay the game due to lightning. Lot of memories in those seats.
I can genuinely fucking say that right now I am pissed off at the University. I honestly have no clue who the fuck made the call to reseat right now because it makes no fucking sense. It made sense when they moved the student section and opened up a ton of good seats, but nothing has fucking changed to necessitate a reseating. I feel like I've been fucked in the ear. Take our fucking seats? Are you fucking kidding me? I hope the dickbag who got them is a farmer who's planning to leave you $10 million of real estate you fucking shiteating cocksuckers.
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Post by #70 on Feb 27, 2014 20:17:47 GMT -6
bahahhahahIs this really that funny...hhaha
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 27, 2014 20:21:30 GMT -6
fuck you
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Post by #70 on Feb 27, 2014 20:31:28 GMT -6
Looks liek I'm not the one gettin fucked here, brah.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Feb 27, 2014 20:37:05 GMT -6
Looks like instead of dropping ten large going to Jamaica you should have been making a deposit to Sally's box. Dont blame others for your poor life choices pal.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 27, 2014 21:33:34 GMT -6
After 10 years of ups and downs, HappyChef and I lost one of our dearest friends from our law school days. Some god damned filthy fucking stank ass mother fucking cock gobbling bitchface took our fucking seats today during the Kinnick reseating process. We sat in them from our first year of law school when they were the old student section and then bought them when they came on the market to the public during our last year of school when they moved the student section to the shitty location where it is today. We had made good friends with the neighbors and they have taken many pictures of me passed out drunk and one of them got a picture of me when I fell during the Louisiana Monroe game or whatever it was that year when we played in that monsoon and they had to delay the game due to lightning. Lot of memories in those seats. I can genuinely fucking say that right now I am pissed off at the University. I honestly have no clue who the fuck made the call to reseat right now because it makes no fucking sense. It made sense when they moved the student section and opened up a ton of good seats, but nothing has fucking changed to necessitate a reseating. I feel like I've been fucked in the ear. Take our fucking seats? Are you fucking kidding me? I hope the dickbag who got them is a farmer who's planning to leave you $10 million of real estate you fucking shiteating cocksuckers. So...I was right... I probably won't get to sit in the same seats in the South end zone either.
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 27, 2014 21:45:49 GMT -6
Looks like the uni could learn something about loyalty and honoring longstanding tradition instead of pissing on and pissing off the people that have supported the program for years. I would be pissed too.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 27, 2014 22:10:48 GMT -6
So where did you pick your new seats? 3 seats over? Surprised that anyone would want those high up seats this early in the seating still.
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Post by #70 on Feb 27, 2014 22:16:42 GMT -6
gave up 30 pts to a transy
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 27, 2014 22:35:04 GMT -6
So where did you pick your new seats? 3 seats over? Surprised that anyone would want those high up seats this early in the seating still. Don't pick until March 5. Peeps have figured out the value back there. Out of rain and out of sun in early part of season. Your seats will be safe.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 27, 2014 22:43:02 GMT -6
Sorry to hear your cherry 50 yard line seats got snagged pardner. FWIW, all I could afford on muh prole salary was back fucking row...
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Post by Ginger on Feb 28, 2014 7:29:59 GMT -6
So where did you pick your new seats? 3 seats over? Surprised that anyone would want those high up seats this early in the seating still. Don't pick until March 5. Peeps have figured out the value back there. Out of rain and out of sun in early part of season. Your seats will be safe. My sister is the one that purchases the tickets. Where we had been sitting, now requires a donation. She has seats in the first 2 rows and row 5 of the south end zone and they were already starting to fill up when she checked a few days ago. She's been buying her tickets since the mid eighties. You must not have made a big enough donation. She didn't either and she picks in a few days. I think the whole reseating thing was a way to shake down the proles and induce fear into to ticket buying fan base and get them to donate more to get their seats.
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Post by Earl Slick on Feb 28, 2014 8:34:18 GMT -6
Don't pick until March 5. Peeps have figured out the value back there. Out of rain and out of sun in early part of season. Your seats will be safe. My sister is the one that purchases the tickets. Where we had been sitting, now requires a donation. She has seats in the first 2 rows and row 5 of the south end zone and they were already starting to fill up when she checked a few days ago. She's been buying her tickets since the mid eighties. You must not have made a big enough donation. She didn't either and she picks in a few days. I think the whole reseating thing was a way to shake down the proles and induce fear into to ticket buying fan base and get them to donate more to get their seats. The moral of the story of Wolf of Wall Street is that if you get greedy, eventually the chickens will come home to roost.
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Post by Other on Feb 28, 2014 9:05:15 GMT -6
Looks like the uni could learn something about loyalty and honoring longstanding tradition instead of pissing on and pissing off the people that have supported the program for years. I would be pissed too. The University of Iowa?! Not fucking likely bro, they will fuck anyone and everyone for a buck. .
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Post by NotMyKid on Feb 28, 2014 10:03:05 GMT -6
So where did you pick your new seats? 3 seats over? Surprised that anyone would want those high up seats this early in the seating still. Don't pick until March 5. Peeps have figured out the value back there. Out of rain and out of sun in early part of season. Your seats will be safe. March 5th? How about you bill some more fucking hours so you can give your ole alma matter a little coin to keep the Hok futbol team in the black bitch, or tell ma she ain't buying another knock of bag for $5G's and send the savings to Sally and Gary. You have nobody to blame but your prole self.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 28, 2014 10:20:50 GMT -6
Don't pick until March 5. Peeps have figured out the value back there. Out of rain and out of sun in early part of season. Your seats will be safe. My sister is the one that purchases the tickets. Where we had been sitting, now requires a donation. She has seats in the first 2 rows and row 5 of the south end zone and they were already starting to fill up when she checked a few days ago. She's been buying her tickets since the mid eighties. You must not have made a big enough donation. She didn't either and she picks in a few days. I think the whole reseating thing was a way to shake down the proles and induce fear into to ticket buying fan base and get them to donate more to get their seats. My neck is still sore from the skull fucking I got, so I apologize if this rant doesn't make sense. Here's the thing - the reseating priority is based on a formula that gives 3 points for each year of season ticket purchases and only 1 point per $100 of donations. So by virtue of our age, we had our seats for 8 years for 24 points based on ticket purchases and some 65 year old fuck who has had seats for 40 years would have 120 points based on ticket purchases (and assuming they had been in the same seating tier, donations would have been equal yet they would have jumped us in the line by a week by virtue of the years of purchase rather than donations). I guaranfuckingtee you that some old fuck got the seats based on that because our seat neighbor gives the minimum each year to renew, but he has had seats bince he graduated in the early '80's and so he picked several days ago. HappyChef paid extra to get to the GoldenHawks level for the past two or three years, but the aggregate donation needed to pass some fuck with long term tickets (e.g., 40 years) in our case would have been liek $10k in excess of the required donation to keep the seats. That's my problem with it and it is the same bullshit at Carver - you overweight the fuck out of long term purchasers and ultimately piss off younger folks and fill up the decent seats with blue hairs who donate the minimum. Sure, I suspect there is some minimal shakedown and additional contribution effect at work when you do this, but in the case of our seats, I would be shocked if the school generated another fucking nickel of revenue by fucking us out of our seats. I've got a call into my estate planner guy the firm advised me hire when I made the P and I'm telling him to switch "University of Iowa College of Law" and "University of Iowa Foundation" out as the residual beneficiaries of the trust I'mma setting up and I'm funna have him put a note in the file reminding me to never designate these cocksuckers as beneficiaries. I am fucking livid. I can't wait until the fuckers from planned giving call me to check in. If this was supposed to be a shakedown, they should have run the fucking thing like a shakedown. They should let some old fuck try to take your seats and then give an opportunity for a boosted donation or auction to allow you to keep them. That is how they would make more money. I would have no problem forfeiting the seats due to pure economic force if we got straight up outbid, but when I go up there and see some cocksucking baby boomer welfare queen in my fucking seats, I'm gonna lose my shit. Who am I kidding? I'm fucking done.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 28, 2014 10:22:28 GMT -6
Don't pick until March 5. Peeps have figured out the value back there. Out of rain and out of sun in early part of season. Your seats will be safe. March 5th? How about you bill some more fucking hours so you can give your ole alma matter a little coin to keep the Hok futbol team in the black bitch, or tell ma she ain't buying another knock of bag for $5G's and send the savings to Sally and Gary. You have nobody to blame but your prole self. See prior rant. I guaranfuckingtee you we got fucked by some asswipe baby boomer on length of ticket purchases rather than donations. Bill fucking Gates ain't buying seats in our section, bud. AND FUCK YOU.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 28, 2014 10:39:12 GMT -6
Yeah, I still have no idea what you're pissed about.
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Post by NotMyKid on Feb 28, 2014 11:02:47 GMT -6
March 5th? How about you bill some more fucking hours so you can give your ole alma matter a little coin to keep the Hok futbol team in the black bitch, or tell ma she ain't buying another knock of bag for $5G's and send the savings to Sally and Gary. You have nobody to blame but your prole self. See prior rant. I guaranfuckingtee you we got fucked by some asswipe baby boomer on length of ticket purchases rather than donations. Bill fucking Gates ain't buying seats in our section, bud. AND FUCK YOU. Don't you get 10 extra points for not being a Tavern Hok?
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Post by hawkeye12345 on Feb 28, 2014 11:09:27 GMT -6
Why do you hate old people?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Feb 28, 2014 11:18:04 GMT -6
You think anyone who graduated in the last decade can afford season tix on their barista and bar tending salaries?
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Post by Ginger on Feb 28, 2014 11:56:28 GMT -6
My sister is the one that purchases the tickets. Where we had been sitting, now requires a donation. She has seats in the first 2 rows and row 5 of the south end zone and they were already starting to fill up when she checked a few days ago. She's been buying her tickets since the mid eighties. You must not have made a big enough donation. She didn't either and she picks in a few days. I think the whole reseating thing was a way to shake down the proles and induce fear into to ticket buying fan base and get them to donate more to get their seats.Gosh, d'ya suppose? Don't be sarcastic with me, punk. I have a bad temper and my inner rage is bad today.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 28, 2014 12:07:04 GMT -6
Yeah, I still have no idea what you're pissed about. Go to xhamster. In the search bar, type in skull fucking and press enter. Click on a few videos. Look at the person being skull fucked. Look into their eyes. Ask if you want that to happen to you. Think of how you would feel if it did happen to you because it just fucking happened to me, pal. Try to show some god damned empathy.
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Post by Ginger on Feb 28, 2014 12:09:16 GMT -6
My sister is the one that purchases the tickets. Where we had been sitting, now requires a donation. She has seats in the first 2 rows and row 5 of the south end zone and they were already starting to fill up when she checked a few days ago. She's been buying her tickets since the mid eighties. You must not have made a big enough donation. She didn't either and she picks in a few days. I think the whole reseating thing was a way to shake down the proles and induce fear into to ticket buying fan base and get them to donate more to get their seats. My neck is still sore from the skull fucking I got, so I apologize if this rant doesn't make sense. Here's the thing - the reseating priority is based on a formula that gives 3 points for each year of season ticket purchases and only 1 point per $100 of donations. So by virtue of our age, we had our seats for 8 years for 24 points based on ticket purchases and some 65 year old fuck who has had seats for 40 years would have 120 points based on ticket purchases (and assuming they had been in the same seating tier, donations would have been equal yet they would have jumped us in the line by a week by virtue of the years of purchase rather than donations). I guaranfuckingtee you that some old fuck got the seats based on that because our seat neighbor gives the minimum each year to renew, but he has had seats bince he graduated in the early '80's and so he picked several days ago. HappyChef paid extra to get to the GoldenHawks level for the past two or three years, but the aggregate donation needed to pass some fuck with long term tickets (e.g., 40 years) in our case would have been liek $10k in excess of the required donation to keep the seats. That's my problem with it and it is the same bullshit at Carver - you overweight the fuck out of long term purchasers and ultimately piss off younger folks and fill up the decent seats with blue hairs who donate the minimum. Sure, I suspect there is some minimal shakedown and additional contribution effect at work when you do this, but in the case of our seats, I would be shocked if the school generated another fucking nickel of revenue by fucking us out of our seats. I've got a call into my estate planner guy the firm advised me hire when I made the P and I'm telling him to switch "University of Iowa College of Law" and "University of Iowa Foundation" out as the residual beneficiaries of the trust I'mma setting up and I'm funna have him put a note in the file reminding me to never designate these cocksuckers as beneficiaries. I am fucking livid. I can't wait until the fuckers from planned giving call me to check in. If this was supposed to be a shakedown, they should have run the fucking thing like a shakedown. They should let some old fuck try to take your seats and then give an opportunity for a boosted donation or auction to allow you to keep them. That is how they would make more money. I would have no problem forfeiting the seats due to pure economic force if we got straight up outbid, but when I go up there and see some cocksucking baby boomer welfare queen in my fucking seats, I'm gonna lose my shit. Who am I kidding? I'm fucking done. I fucking agree with this rant. My sister purchases 9 tickets. Her 4, my 3 and my dads 2. We pay her for them of course. We all thought about donating the $50/per set donation for the new required donation to sit the the crappy south endzone seats but then she figured out she'd have to donate over $5000 to get a 1 or 2 point increase to make a difference at all. So that's bullshit. Money should talk too...a lot.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Feb 28, 2014 12:10:22 GMT -6
See prior rant. I guaranfuckingtee you we got fucked by some asswipe baby boomer on length of ticket purchases rather than donations. Bill fucking Gates ain't buying seats in our section, bud. AND FUCK YOU. Don't you get 10 extra points for not being a Tavern Hok? Yes. FUCK YOU. I am going to submit a FOIA request to find out how much more revenue the university made off of those season tickets. Someone who lives in Iowa, please send me your name and address because it has to come from a resident of the state. I will reimburse you for shipping the 6 bankers boxes of info I am going to request.
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