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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 14:28:35 GMT -6
I don't see how kegs on the course are of any value. Do you put solo cups full of beer in your cart-cooler? You'd have to put lids on them. Sounds like a huge pain in the ass, and very messy and sticky (like scooter's sects life). Cans are wicked convenient when golfing and frolfing. I don't think volume containers are useful in those conditions. My US$0.02 Get one of these. I know that in 105 degree texas heat they will keep 52 OZ of beer cold for at least a hour and a half. More than enough time to drink it. Sure, you have to flip open the drinking spout lid to drink, but hey, easy beer refills. LIKE
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Post by Incogayno. on May 7, 2014 14:52:50 GMT -6
Ice they used to have a tournament in the prole city of Davenport called the "Shit Face Open". For every can consumed you could subtract a stroke. By the end of the day most of the golf carts looked like they had been in a demolition derby. They eventually were kicked off every course in the area and the event ended. The Gator Open was the best event in the Quads. Strippers on all holes that were away from the club house. That was also cancelled as well. Ice my money would be on you in the "Shit Face Open". St Andrews does something similar to the stripper thing.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 7, 2014 15:06:22 GMT -6
You sound scared. Ahokk1 + his son vs. you and your golf pal for at least $500 yes or no? Who is my golf pal? I'm ur huckleberry. I shot an 81 at The Deer last weekend.
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Post by Incogayno. on May 7, 2014 15:08:22 GMT -6
I played St Andrews back before you were borned, Scoot. Fucking cow pasture of a "course". Right near Rockwell Collins, iirc. Elmcrest is the only CC in CR worth a damn. Eat a dick. I know people there.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 7, 2014 15:09:46 GMT -6
I played St Andrews back before you were borned, Scoot. Fucking cow pasture of a "course". Right near Rockwell Collins, iirc. Elmcrest is the only CC in CR worth a damn. Crcc is very very nice.
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 15:23:59 GMT -6
I'm ur huckleberry. I shot an 81 at The Deer last weekend. Sounds like we'd be heading into a trap. From the sounds of it, they both be scratch.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on May 7, 2014 15:30:22 GMT -6
I'll bring a gun then. If we get to far behind I'll just fucking kill them..
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 15:57:03 GMT -6
I smell a ban!
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Post by The Resistance on May 7, 2014 16:05:46 GMT -6
Trust Me They Were Lost. It Was Chilly Starting Out That Morning. It Heated Up In A Hurry.
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Post by Incogayno. on May 7, 2014 16:15:04 GMT -6
Chick on right looks scurd as fuck.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 7, 2014 16:29:09 GMT -6
I once shot a 92, is that good enough?
(Why yes, it was on a 9 hole par 3 course, but hey, double digits!
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Post by Plez Azkins on May 7, 2014 17:06:58 GMT -6
There's a shitty 9 hole course close to here that everyone does those tournament at. Owner lets you put kegs out there. 6 hour round, but plenty of booze. I'm playing in the "Coors Light Tournament" here at the end of the month. We have it every year at our local 9 hole course; free kegs a couple different locations on the course, and another at the club house. We always play in the morning group, then hang around and get even more drunk and heckle the afternoon group. Is that tournament in Montezuma?
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Post by Stan's Field on May 7, 2014 17:13:14 GMT -6
Wtf is in the lower most chick's shorts? A pad?
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Post by Plez Azkins on May 7, 2014 18:01:28 GMT -6
Is that tournament in Montezuma? No, Brooklyn. I have played in the Monte one before though. I've played in that Brooklyn tournament. Pretty similar to the one in Monte.
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Post by Incogayno. on May 7, 2014 18:49:53 GMT -6
Chick on right looks scurd as fuck. Are you speaking from experience? Experience that she's scared of the AHHOK? who would be scared of that guy? Besides that chick.
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Post by Incogayno. on May 8, 2014 15:54:55 GMT -6
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Post by Plez Azkins on May 9, 2014 6:35:39 GMT -6
I've played in that Brooklyn tournament. Pretty similar to the one in Monte. Probably seen you there then, I've played in it for like the last 11 years. Are you originally from this area? I'm from NE Iowa, but a buddy of mine is from Monte. I played in that Brooklyn tourney with him twice, but I've played in the Monte tourney a dozen or so times.
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Post by Plez Azkins on May 9, 2014 8:23:30 GMT -6
Dood, we live in Iowa. What the fuck else are we supposed to do? And don't say frizzby golf. That's for dudes who don't lyft.
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Post by Plez Azkins on May 9, 2014 8:34:44 GMT -6
Dood, we live in Iowa. What the fuck else are we supposed to do? And don't say frizzby golf. That's for dudes who don't lyft. how do you even have time to golf, with jerb and fun-loving wife and two kids and party neighborhood?? I try to mix golf and jerb as much as possible.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 9, 2014 9:19:01 GMT -6
Fuck I'm good at it. Not like a pro or anything. So I'm not truly good at it. But I'm pretty good.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 15, 2014 11:27:20 GMT -6
I just disproved evolution. Although a retard died, I still want to enter the reproduction process with the retard who shot him. Suck it atheistards. www.wyff4.com/news/dispatch-one-person-dead-after-reported-shooting-stabbing/25968500Blake Randall Wardell was hanging around with some other people in a garage at that location when he put on a bullet proof vest they had found.
Wardell asked his friend, Taylor Ann Kelly, of Anderson to shoot him. She fired, and the shot from the small caliber weapon went above the Kevlar of the vest and into Wardell’s heart, killing him,
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