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Post by socal on Apr 18, 2008 13:38:50 GMT -6
Hey Iowafan, what the hell are french fries? I've never heard of them. Just one of the many things we took from the white flag wavers in france (lower case) and made better with American ingenuity......that is until the "Fuck America", "We'll tell Americans what they will and won't eat" liberals (lower case) here in Conservative (Upper case) America (Upper case) chose to take away the goodness of perfection and completely frenchisize them again. As long as the liberals (lower case) don't get involved, our fries are better than the flag wavers, our vanilla ice cream is better than the flag wavers, our poodles are better than the flag wavers, our roast beef samiches are better than the flag wavers, our braids are better than the flag wavers, our bread is better than the flag wavers, our kisses are better than the flag wavers, our villas are better than the flag wavers, our manicures are better than the flag wavers, our croissants are better than the flags wavers and American women put the flag wavers to shame. french (lower case) women suck the root! They're hairy, they don't brush their teeth and they smell horrendous. Americans beat the shit out of the flag wavers in every single arena. I can't think of one thing that the flag wavers do better than Americans.....except wave their fucking flags. Thank God the flag wavers in America are limited to the liberal pussies. france (lower case) and liberals (lower case) suck! Hope that answers you question about french (lower case) fries Ralphie. On a side note... I haven't figured out your rationale for signifying the capitalization of words. Is it kind of a mental tick? Do you not understand the principles of WYSIWYG? Why are some capitalizations noted - and others aren't? ...at least try to make your idiocy consistent. S'il vous plait. |
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Post by Iowafan1 on Apr 18, 2008 21:36:12 GMT -6
S'il vous plait....socal
Not only do I not know what that means.....I don't want to know. This is America ass wipe!
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Post by Iowafan1 on Apr 19, 2008 0:41:43 GMT -6
Just one of the many things we took from the white flag wavers in france (lower case) and made better with American ingenuity......that is until the "Fuck America", "We'll tell Americans what they will and won't eat" liberals (lower case) here in Conservative (Upper case) America (Upper case) chose to take away the goodness of perfection and completely frenchisize them again. As long as the liberals (lower case) don't get involved, our fries are better than the flag wavers, our vanilla ice cream is better than the flag wavers, our poodles are better than the flag wavers, our roast beef samiches are better than the flag wavers, our braids are better than the flag wavers, our bread is better than the flag wavers, our kisses are better than the flag wavers, our villas are better than the flag wavers, our manicures are better than the flag wavers, our croissants are better than the flags wavers and American women put the flag wavers to shame. french (lower case) women suck the root! They're hairy, they don't brush their teeth and they smell horrendous. Americans beat the shit out of the flag wavers in every single arena. I can't think of one thing that the flag wavers do better than Americans.....except wave their fucking flags. Thank God the flag wavers in America are limited to the liberal pussies. france (lower case) and liberals (lower case) suck! Hope that answers you question about french (lower case) fries Ralphie. On a side note... I haven't figured out your rationale for signifying the capitalization of words. Is it kind of a mental tick? Do you not understand the principles of WYSIWYG? Why are some capitalizations noted - and others aren't? ...at least try to make your idiocy consistent. S'il vous plait. In a nutshell, liberals (lower case) greedily and ignorantly believe themselves to be relevant. I, Iowafan1 (Upper case), have made giving back to the community (I know....I know.....you don't understand the "giving" concept) one of my purposes in life. I'm just a good Samaritan kind of guy. One of the areas in America that has been in constant need of help from myself and other Conservatives (Upper case) like me are helping the degenerate cockroaches who call themselves "liberals" (lower case) in private, but because of the shame inherent in the title of "liberal" (lower case), call themselves "progressive" (lower case) in public. It is an illness.....a sickness....a desease.... that they can overcome with hard work and integrity. Before you even start, yes I know all too well that hard work and integrity are not exactly traits liberals (lower case) are notorious for. One of the ways we can show liberals (lower case) the insignificance of their miserable lives and disgusting lifestyles is to literally point that lack of relevance out to them. Inserting "(lower case)" after shameful titles such as liberal (lower case), child molester (lower case), progressive (lower case), baby murderer (lower case), france (lower case), pbs (lower case), french (lower case), immorality (lower case), europe (lower case), tax dollars for sex changes (lower case), european (lower case), crack whore (lower case), california (lower case), poverty pimp (lower case), socal and lpcalihawk rubbing each others nuts (lower case), taker (lower case), freeloader (lower case) and a host of other despicable terms emphasizes the non relevance or unproductive importance of each term. Basically, anything having "lower case" in parenthesis next to it is either completely worthless to society or harmful to society. Notice that Iowafan1 (Upper case) has "Upper case" in parenthesis next to his name in this posting. It really doesn't need to be there, because we all know I pay your way and I pay the way for those soulless (lower case), clueless (lower case), lazy (lower case), freeloading (lower case) assbuddies of yours. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 19, 2008 8:22:53 GMT -6
Iowafan - feel free to knock socal as a crazy liberal, he likes that. But be cool about his voluntary service as a mod. The board is a not-for-profit enterprise run as a service for degenerates like me who enjoy fart jokes, girly pics, politics and the Hawks. Don't flatter yourself into thinking you are a customer. Nobody makes any money off this 'cept proboards.
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Post by HawksStock on Apr 19, 2008 8:45:26 GMT -6
Time the last meal to McDonald's $1 double cheeseburger deal..... that would get me 16 double cheeseburgers with Heinz Ketchup and cheese only and a large Coke plus tax. Screw the fries. McDonald's french fries have sucked ever bince they went to that BS liberal (lower case), tree hugging, limp dicked healthy grease they use now. Fucking liberals (lower case) could f up a wet dream! I was in Korea in 95, they still use the peanut oil, or whatever it was, to fry their fries. It was amazing, after the meal I asked about their apple pies- and it was the same as when I was a little kid. AMAZING, I feel sorry for the children of today. Okay in all seriousnes, I'd prefer to drink it, Yet BTR says the warden is a douchebag so here goes... Mcdonald's cheaseburger- 0.99 Hungry Hobo's Italian sub- 6.00? Melinda's XXX habanero sauce= 4.50 (for the sub) Large coke 2.00 Whitey's Large Marsmellow Malt= 4.00? BTR can have the change, comprised of my Ass Pennies. |
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Post by Iowafan1 on Apr 19, 2008 8:50:18 GMT -6
Iowafan - feel free to knock socal as a crazy liberal, he likes that. But be cool about his voluntary service as a mod. The board is a not-for-profit enterprise run as a service for degenerates like me who enjoy fart jokes, girly pics, politics and the Hawks. Don't flatter yourself into thinking you are a customer. Nobody makes any money off this 'cept proboards. Amended. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 19, 2008 8:51:39 GMT -6
No, you don't have to amend shit. I'm not some heavy handed asshole - I'm just saying socal has been pretty nice for helping my technically incompetent ass set the board up and we should commend him for that, even if he is a lib. He's still a good guy.
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Post by Iowafan1 on Apr 19, 2008 8:58:47 GMT -6
I amended it because I think you're right. SoCal is a pretty decent guy who loves giving me shit. I just happen to love throwing it back at him. I left the factual info in there.....just removed the "employee" and "customer" BS passage from it. SoCal still sucks the root though!
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