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Post by #70 on Apr 9, 2014 20:01:57 GMT -6
So I'm at the point where the whiff went back to work and I don't got shit for time for myself. So when she got home I had to go to the Licker Store, the grocery store, and I needed a fukkin hair cute.
The only place near me is the fukkin chuckprolery Great Clips. I drove my ass over there and there isn't a single fuck in this place other than the gheyest of the ghey haircutterguy in there. And now after 15 min i look like i just spent a half hour in a mix between a oklaJDMhoma tornado and a Norf Carwhinea hurricane. I couldnt look queerer than a 2 dollar bill on a weekend visit in Key West.
fuck you chuck and fuck great clips.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 9, 2014 20:06:21 GMT -6
So I'm at the point where the whiff went back to work and I don't got shit for time for myself. So when she got home I had to go to the Licker Store, the grocery store, and I needed a fukkin hair cute. The only place near me is the fukkin chuckprolery Great Clips. I drove my ass over there and there isn't a single fuck in this place other than the gheyest of the ghey haircutterguy in there. And now after 15 min i look like i just spent a half hour in a mix between a oklaJDMhoma tornado and a Norf Carwhinea hurricane. I couldnt look queerer than a 2 dollar bill on a weekend visit in Key West. fuck you chuck and fuck great clips. The Liquor store? Don't you have a fucking bar? Oh...please post your pic or at least put it on Twitter.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 9, 2014 20:09:31 GMT -6
Yeah. I sent my wife back to work three weeks.after popping out our enlightened one. Since then ive spent most of my time watching STNG, Magnum PI, and Top Gear (BBC version of course). Then when she gets home she feels all guilty that I "am stuck home all day" and she misses her son so she cuts me lose to go shoot guns or play golf or whatever. It doesnt suck being a total baller.
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Post by LansingHawk on Apr 9, 2014 20:21:32 GMT -6
I'm fairly bald, so this is what I recommend. Winter Summer I use the winter clippers year round. 1/16" attachment for head and 1/2" for the goatee.
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Post by Earl Slick on Apr 9, 2014 20:31:57 GMT -6
I cut my own hair with a razor blade. Michael Jordan can only wish he looked this good.
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Post by #70 on Apr 9, 2014 21:27:22 GMT -6
So I'm at the point where the whiff went back to work and I don't got shit for time for myself. So when she got home I had to go to the Licker Store, the grocery store, and I needed a fukkin hair cute. The only place near me is the fukkin chuckprolery Great Clips. I drove my ass over there and there isn't a single fuck in this place other than the gheyest of the ghey haircutterguy in there. And now after 15 min i look like i just spent a half hour in a mix between a oklaJDMhoma tornado and a Norf Carwhinea hurricane. I couldnt look queerer than a 2 dollar bill on a weekend visit in Key West. fuck you chuck and fuck great clips. The Liquor store? Don't you have a fucking bar? Oh...please post your pic or at least put it on Twitter. Lady, I ain't gun explain to you the details of owning a bar vs likker store right now. But I ain't postin no pic of me being a half liter from the the biggest fagt in town.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 9, 2014 21:45:07 GMT -6
Gheys are attracted to gheyness.....
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Post by #70 on Apr 9, 2014 21:56:00 GMT -6
Gheys are attracted to gheyness..... How do I know?
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Post by NotMyKid on Apr 9, 2014 22:48:07 GMT -6
I approve of dis thread.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 10, 2014 5:39:10 GMT -6
Do you have a barber or cosmetologist cut your hair, Hoffa?
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 10, 2014 6:34:59 GMT -6
Gheys are attracted to gheyness..... How do I know? You're the Ghey? Kind of embarrassed I had to point it out....
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Post by #70 on Apr 10, 2014 7:18:20 GMT -6
You're the Ghey? Kind of embarrassed I had to point it out.... I'm new to the ghey.
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Post by Other on Apr 10, 2014 7:56:23 GMT -6
You're the Ghey? Kind of embarrassed I had to point it out.... I'm new to the ghey. Ehhh..........
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Post by #70 on Apr 10, 2014 8:17:22 GMT -6
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Post by Other on Apr 10, 2014 9:57:02 GMT -6
Well I've been reading your posts for several years now and you kinda seem like a fagt......... I know, I know don't judge a book by its cover but if the shoe fits suck a dick.
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Post by thunderhawk on Apr 10, 2014 10:16:17 GMT -6
I used to go to a stylist, but he bolted for the east coast and mah hair grows faster than hell so I learned how to cut it myself.
I have to say, I'm pretty fucking good at it.
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Post by thunderhawk on Apr 10, 2014 10:33:32 GMT -6
I used to go to a stylist, but he bolted for the east coast and mah hair grows faster than hell so I learned how to cut it myself. I have to say, I'm pretty fucking good at it. Sounds like you are on teh road to become hair stylist and fagt. #notthattheresanythingwrongwithit 1) I refuse to cut anyone else's hair, even my sons'. Won't do it. I know my skull. I don't want to fuck up somebody else's 'do. I just don't need the stress. 2) I used to do some modeling, so the "road to fagt" horse left the barn a long, long time ago. There ain't many things moar fagity than that. Cutting hair, by comparison, is liek swinging a fucking sledgehammer agin a brick wall.
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Post by twinlaker on Apr 10, 2014 10:35:53 GMT -6
I used to go to a stylist, but he bolted for the east coast and mah hair grows faster than hell so I learned how to cut it myself. I have to say, I'm pretty fucking good at it.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Apr 10, 2014 10:37:12 GMT -6
All of you who dont get your hair cut at a real barber shop by an old guy named Virgil, or maybe Roy or perhaps Floyd are the ghey.
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Post by twinlaker on Apr 10, 2014 11:35:23 GMT -6
All of you who dont get your hair cut at a real barber shop by an old guy named Virgil, or maybe Roy or perhaps Floyd are the ghey. Funny... I don't feel teh ghey when my gorgeous stylist rubs her fantastic tatas against me whilst she shampoos and cuts my hair!? Just sayin
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god damnit
Apr 10, 2014 11:41:27 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Apr 10, 2014 11:41:27 GMT -6
Well I've been reading your posts for several years now and you kinda seem like a fagt......... I know, I know don't judge a book by its cover but if the shoe fits suck a dick. Question: do you wear shitty shoes or do you suck lots of dick?
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god damnit
Apr 10, 2014 11:46:46 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Apr 10, 2014 11:46:46 GMT -6
All of you who dont get your hair cut at a real barber shop by an old guy named Virgil, or maybe Roy or perhaps Floyd are the ghey. Funny... I don't feel teh ghey when my gorgeous stylist rubs her fantastic tatas against me whilst she shampoos and cuts my hair!? Just sayin Nope, still the ghey.
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Post by Other on Apr 10, 2014 12:25:55 GMT -6
Well I've been reading your posts for several years now and you kinda seem like a fagt......... I know, I know don't judge a book by its cover but if the shoe fits suck a dick. Question: do you wear shitty shoes or do you suck lots of dick? /S
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Post by thunderhawk on Apr 10, 2014 12:56:34 GMT -6
Real Hox know who this is. Tavernhox would not.
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Apr 10, 2014 13:35:09 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Apr 10, 2014 13:35:09 GMT -6
Funny... I don't feel teh ghey when my gorgeous stylist rubs her fantastic tatas against me whilst she shampoos and cuts my hair!? Just sayin Indeed. I liek it when my hawt blonde stylist duz dat and also wears teh lingerie top under her cardigan sweater unbuttoned down to a couple inches above her belly button. Why do teh wimmen do dat? For big tips. The monetary kind.
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