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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 11, 2014 19:40:59 GMT -6
............a little baby Icette. Yes that's correct. Daughter on the way......... Due late August. It's still illegal to kill random stalker/suitor boys. WTF do I do now?
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Post by Incogayno. on Apr 11, 2014 20:00:57 GMT -6
............a little baby Icette. Yes that's correct. Daughter on the way......... Due late August. It's still illegal to kill random stalker/suitor boys. WTF do I do now? You really fucked up.
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Post by kirksfupa on Apr 11, 2014 20:35:10 GMT -6
Got a 15 month old daughter. I already fear people like Scooter hitting om her. *Shudders*
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Post by #70 on Apr 11, 2014 20:36:44 GMT -6
My son is gonna punish that.
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Post by Incogayno. on Apr 11, 2014 20:43:03 GMT -6
Got a 15 month old daughter. I already fear people like Scooter hitting om her. *Shudders* You may want a DNA test. It might be mine.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Apr 11, 2014 20:52:22 GMT -6
Congrats brah. 21 month old daughter here. It ain't easy. That's why I drink so much beer.
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Post by kirksfupa on Apr 11, 2014 20:55:51 GMT -6
Got a 15 month old daughter. I already fear people like Scooter hitting om her. *Shudders* You may want a DNA test. It might be mine. Not a chance, I had to wank off in an cup and the wife got a tube stuck up he vajaja to get her. So you are out. The porn mags in the fertility did the job. But it wasn't fun. Next child will probably be the same, me knuckling one out in the clinic and watching the doc stick this thing in my wifes vajaja. Its romantic let me tell you.
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Post by #70 on Apr 11, 2014 21:06:39 GMT -6
You may want a DNA test. It might be mine. Not a chance, I had to wank off in an cup and the wife got a tube stuck up he vajaja to get her. So you are out. The porn mags in the fertility did the job. But it wasn't fun. Next child will probably be the same, me knuckling one out in the clinic and watching the doc stick this thing in my wifes vajaja. Its romantic let me tell you. Is yur pener broken?
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Post by Ginger on Apr 11, 2014 21:07:28 GMT -6
You may want a DNA test. It might be mine. Not a chance, I had to wank off in an cup and the wife got a tube stuck up he vajaja to get her. So you are out. The porn mags in the fertility did the job. But it wasn't fun. Next child will probably be the same, me knuckling one out in the clinic and watching the doc stick this thing in my wifes vajaja. Its romantic let me tell you. I've heard that some guys at the Ag college get really attached to their cows....
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Post by Ginger on Apr 11, 2014 21:10:43 GMT -6
............a little baby Icette. Yes that's correct. Daughter on the way......... Due late August. It's still illegal to kill random stalker/suitor boys. WTF do I do now? Congrats ice! About time someone had a girl around here. Busabus and HFN seemed like the only ones that I knew of. I think if you arm your daughter with crutches, she might do okay. August is a good month.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 11, 2014 21:12:54 GMT -6
Congrats brah. 21 month old daughter here. It ain't easy. That's why I drink so much beer. I thought it was because you're a Hawk fan... She's 21 months already? She's got to be a blast right now.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Apr 11, 2014 21:52:58 GMT -6
I only had to kill the first creepy stalker. His rotting carcas on my front lawn kept the others away.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 12, 2014 4:01:39 GMT -6
My son is gonna punish that. I has .45ACP and shovel...
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 12, 2014 4:03:56 GMT -6
............a little baby Icette. Yes that's correct. Daughter on the way......... Due late August. It's still illegal to kill random stalker/suitor boys. WTF do I do now? Congrats ice! About time someone had a girl around here. Busabus and HFN seemed like the only ones that I knew of. I think if you arm your daughter with crutches, she might do okay. August is a good month. I wanted a son first though, you know, to protect future daughters and for hard labor.
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Post by Earl Slick on Apr 12, 2014 6:18:14 GMT -6
It's all downhill from here but congratulations anyway.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 12, 2014 6:26:32 GMT -6
Congrats ice! About time someone had a girl around here. Busabus and HFN seemed like the only ones that I knew of. I think if you arm your daughter with crutches, she might do okay. August is a good month. I wanted a son first though, you know, to protect future daughters and for hard labor. I think it's a natural inclination for many people to want sons first...not really sure why that is. Once you have her of course, those thoughts go away quickly because she will be the best thing eva!
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Post by LansingHawk on Apr 12, 2014 7:05:21 GMT -6
Congrats Ice. Have a granddaughter just hitting the teen years. Just makes me cringe when she tells me about the middle school dances and shit. She is pretty, athletic, and popular. Just want to bash some of the slimy little fuckers sniffing around her when we go to games or concerts.
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Post by #70 on Apr 12, 2014 7:18:09 GMT -6
My son is gonna punish that. I has .45ACP and shovel... And my son has a pener. He wins!
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Post by #70 on Apr 12, 2014 7:19:21 GMT -6
Congrats ice! About time someone had a girl around here. Busabus and HFN seemed like the only ones that I knew of. I think if you arm your daughter with crutches, she might do okay. August is a good month. I wanted a son first though, you know, to protect future daughters and for hard labor. Y u gotta fail? I didn't.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 12, 2014 8:03:35 GMT -6
Congrats Ice. Have a granddaughter just hitting the teen years. Just makes me cringe when she tells me about the middle school dances and shit. She is pretty, athletic, and popular. Just want to bash some of the slimy little fuckers sniffing around her when we go to games or concerts. True. I mentor a lot of high school aged people at church, and I always tell the girls "There isn't a man alive good enough for you. Stop dating". It pisses me off. I thinj back to what a roaring, scum-sucking loser I was in high school, and I was one of the "nice guys". I don't need those people around those I care about.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 12, 2014 12:04:06 GMT -6
True. I mentor a lot of high school aged people at church, and I always tell the girls "There isn't a man alive good enough for you. Stop dating". It pisses me off. I thinj back to what a roaring, scum-sucking loser I was in high school, and I was one of the "nice guys". I don't need those people around those I care about. Right on. I know how I was as a teenager, I don't want my daughters to get hooked up with guys like me. Oh, and like you, I was one of the nicer ones too. But, I will have fun scaring the hell out of the little shits when they come knocking. Better start lifting.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 12, 2014 12:27:35 GMT -6
I wanted a son first though, you know, to protect future daughters and for hard labor. Y u gotta fail? I didn't. Probably should have boiled it first.
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Post by #70 on Apr 12, 2014 12:36:57 GMT -6
Y u gotta fail? I didn't. Probably should have boiled it first. you dont boil semen brah. broasted.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 12, 2014 12:48:55 GMT -6
Probably should have boiled it first. you dont boil semen brah. broasted. I'm sure scooter has plenty of semen recipes.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 12, 2014 13:56:45 GMT -6
Neither of those things describes teh Skkot man.
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