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Post by Ginger on Apr 15, 2014 23:27:54 GMT -6
Is this 49 or 50?
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Post by #70 on Apr 15, 2014 23:57:08 GMT -6
Holy fat.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 16, 2014 6:50:28 GMT -6
You trying to say it's not your birthday? You got up real early today. Having trouble sleeping?
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Post by The Resistance on Apr 16, 2014 6:56:12 GMT -6
You trying to say it's not your birthday? You got up real early today. Having trouble sleeping? Old Bastard Probably Shit The Bed And Had To Get Up.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 16, 2014 7:07:13 GMT -6
Remember, if life has you down.... Shut the fuck up and go kill yourself.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 16, 2014 7:07:56 GMT -6
49. But I don't feel a day over 70. I'm fucking exhausted. Feel like I haven't slept a full night since July. God damn this janky tiny rental house. I don't know how you proles live in these tiny fucking houses. Just awful. 2100 sq feet of prime janesville real estate bruh.
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Post by #70 on Apr 16, 2014 8:03:15 GMT -6
Needs a bigger bed for him and his dogs
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Apr 16, 2014 8:04:45 GMT -6
It's Chuck's Birfday? Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!
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Post by #70 on Apr 16, 2014 8:08:05 GMT -6
Chuck for your birthday I celebrated by going to left hand and drinking my face off for free.
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Post by NotMyKid on Apr 16, 2014 8:10:50 GMT -6
49. But I don't feel a day over 70. I'm fucking exhausted. Feel like I haven't slept a full night since July. God damn this janky tiny rental house. I don't know how you proles live in these tiny fucking houses. Just awful. They have these kool things now called beds. You don't have to sleep on the floor anymore or sideways in your rental's galley kitchen.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 16, 2014 9:43:00 GMT -6
2100 sq feet of prime janesville real estate bruh. livin' the dream, nukkah Also it seems bigger cause I ain't got a 6x6 stove and my wife's lets me sleep in the same room as her.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 16, 2014 10:59:54 GMT -6
49. But I don't feel a day over 70. I'm fucking exhausted. Feel like I haven't slept a full night since July. God damn this janky tiny rental house. I don't know how you proles live in these tiny fucking houses. Just awful. Chux, explain to me why the size of the house keeps you from getting a good nights sleep? I think you'd probably sleep better if you didn't drink right before bed and if you didn't peruse the interwebs.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 16, 2014 11:06:19 GMT -6
Happy Birthday old man. Hope you have a good one and pound one out in your wife's butt tonight.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 16, 2014 11:18:19 GMT -6
49. But I don't feel a day over 70. I'm fucking exhausted. Feel like I haven't slept a full night since July. God damn this janky tiny rental house. I don't know how you proles live in these tiny fucking houses. Just awful. Chux, explain to me why the size of the house keeps you from getting a good nights sleep? I think you'd probably sleep better if you didn't drink right before bed and if you didn't peruse the interwebs. It's called fat induced sleep apnea. It's prolly why his bitch won't sleep in the same bed as him.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 16, 2014 11:58:00 GMT -6
Back is sore from reaching for high door knobs.
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Post by #70 on Apr 16, 2014 12:00:26 GMT -6
I have pity for you. Really.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 16, 2014 12:06:26 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 16, 2014 12:11:52 GMT -6
Well, it is Louisiana to be honest. You know, small Goverment freedom lovers who only get involved in the bedroom. Because, hey, it will stop dudes blowign dudes and dykes eating dykes, plus they can refuse to return the favor to their wives because of laws.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 16, 2014 13:03:32 GMT -6
Well, it is Louisiana to be honest. You know, small Goverment freedom lovers who only get involved in the bedroom. Because, hey, it will stop dudes blowign dudes and dykes eating dykes, plus they can refuse to return the favor to their wives because of laws. Odds that Mrs. Jindal has had her cheeks stretched by a blaq dude? 85%? 90%?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 16, 2014 14:39:31 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 16, 2014 15:18:40 GMT -6
Derp Terrier
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Post by The Resistance on Apr 16, 2014 15:21:06 GMT -6
Happy Birthday Chuckles. I'll Go Tip A Couple Fine Bud Lites For You.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 16, 2014 15:56:45 GMT -6
I iz drinjing teh red wein. Another fucked up avatar from the master of fucked up. Won't you plz tell us bout what wein U iz dRiNkIn?
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Post by NotMyKid on Apr 16, 2014 15:57:03 GMT -6
Chux, explain to me why the size of the house keeps you from getting a good nights sleep? I think you'd probably sleep better if you didn't drink right before bed and if you didn't peruse the interwebs. Tiny house. Thin, poorly insulated walls. Loud prole neighbors in close proximity (at whom Eli likes to bark). Shitty HVAC - always either too hot, too cold, or stuffy. Prole neighborhood, which is unsettling. It's so beneath me. Look, maybe you proles can coexist happily with your stinky run-down ilk, but 7‰ers like me skeeve on this shit. I guarantee you that Hoffa, Bones, and OK4P would all have the same reaction to this environment. If I was in your shoes I would try buying the cans' some Tecate, Modelo, XX or another beer of der homeland (not Sol that is piss even for da cans') instead of dat shit Bud. And tell them to hurry their asses up.
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Post by #70 on Apr 16, 2014 16:57:00 GMT -6
Doubt it.
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