Rapper severs penis, jumps off building, but survives

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Rapper severs penis, jumps off building, but survives Apr 16, 2014 14:34:29 GMT -6

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www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

That's the actual title of the article... Ima thinkin it was some kinda botched suicide attempt. So not only did it not work he ain't got a penis no more. That's like scooter level of fail.

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GhostMod 5000 Global Moderator Banned 100% United We Troll. Together We LOL Posts: 31,419	Rapper severs penis, jumps off building, but survives Apr 16, 2014 15:18:02 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 16, 2014 15:18:02 GMT -6 LOL MC Scooter
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Earl Slick Real Douchebag Take Off, Eh? Posts: 9,765 Tits or GTFO: Tits	Rapper severs penis, jumps off building, but survives Apr 17, 2014 0:26:12 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Earl Slick on Apr 17, 2014 0:26:12 GMT -6 The guy bobbitts himself and then jumps from a 2nd floor balcony? Sounds more like bath salts than suicide attempt.

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Rapper severs penis, jumps off building, but survives Apr 17, 2014 11:05:35 GMT -6

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Aaaaand reattachment fails, but other than that he's expected to make a full recovery. BwaIs this really that funny...Is this really that funny...hahanahna!

www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/16/rapper-andre-johnson-cuts-off-penis-suicide-attempt/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cnetscape%7Cdl8%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D465648

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