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Post by #70 on Apr 19, 2014 17:53:24 GMT -6
e11en is a fucking infantile stooge, bruh. Can't understand why you don't see it. He doesn't "see it" because: worked. E11en pisses you off; Bill lieks Fagt Ellen. U liek me Phillip.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 19, 2014 18:34:06 GMT -6
You'll be happy to know that last night I came to the spiritual realization that I should stop pwning squeter so hard If Jesus can die on the cross to forgive all our sins the least we can do is forgive Scooter for being such a God damned retard.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 19, 2014 19:11:53 GMT -6
You'll be happy to know that last night I came to the spiritual realization that I should stop pwning squeter so hard If Jesus can die on the cross to forgive all our sins the least we can do is forgive Scooter for being such a God damned retard.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 19, 2014 20:28:35 GMT -6
He doesn't "see it" because: worked. E11en pisses you off; Bill lieks Fagt Ellen. U liek me Phillip. Uhhhhhh......you're pretty nice #nohomo
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 19, 2014 20:31:50 GMT -6
You'll be happy to know that last night I came to the spiritual realization that I should stop pwning squeter so hard If Jesus can die on the cross to forgive all our sins the least we can do is forgive Scooter for being such a God damned retard. Y Jesus no come back yet?
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Post by egadsto on Apr 19, 2014 21:14:35 GMT -6
If Jesus can die on the cross to forgive all our sins the least we can do is forgive Scooter for being such a God damned retard. Y Jesus no come back yet?
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Post by NotMyKid on Apr 19, 2014 22:39:14 GMT -6
Who watched all 12 hours of the Ten Commandments on ABC? Raise your hand?
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Post by egadsto on Apr 19, 2014 23:35:32 GMT -6
Sci Fy!
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Post by Earl Slick on Apr 20, 2014 6:40:48 GMT -6
If Jesus can die on the cross to forgive all our sins the least we can do is forgive Scooter for being such a God damned retard. Y Jesus no come back yet? Like you've never been late for anything before.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 20, 2014 7:19:15 GMT -6
When I was late, I at least lied and/or had an excuse. I fucking communicated at least. Hey JC, Whar the fuck you at brah? Waiting for windows 9 to debut?
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Post by Earl Slick on Apr 20, 2014 7:36:59 GMT -6
It's Easter, he came back from the grave just like Po' Lazarus before him. I've often wondered if anyone was offended by Lazarus's body odor as he stepped from the grave.
"Hey Laz, do us all a favor and go over to the River Jordan and take a long bath."
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 20, 2014 7:41:06 GMT -6
If Jesus can die on the cross to forgive all our sins the least we can do is forgive Scooter for being such a God damned retard. Y Jesus no come back yet? Jesus is busy building Vinny's McMansion for $80/day plus a case of Modelos.
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Apr 20, 2014 7:43:09 GMT -6
Happy undead Jesus day guys! I've got my .44 loaded just in case he shows up and tries to bite me. Nothing stops a zombie like a .44 slug to the cranium.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 20, 2014 7:44:00 GMT -6
It's Easter, he came back from the grave just like Po' Lazarus before him. I've often wondered if anyone was offended by Lazarus's body odor as he stepped from the grave. "Hey Laz, do us all a favor and go over to the River Jordan and take a long bath." The book of John specifically mentions the bad odor. Lazarus also comes out wrapped like a mummy.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 20, 2014 9:38:45 GMT -6
Rabbits, laying eggs...... BAIs this really that funny...HA
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Post by Ginger on Apr 20, 2014 10:02:00 GMT -6
HE is Risen
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Post by Earl Slick on Apr 20, 2014 10:06:02 GMT -6
HE is Risen I don't get it.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 20, 2014 10:25:10 GMT -6
Hurrr
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Post by egadsto on Apr 20, 2014 10:44:31 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Apr 20, 2014 11:48:20 GMT -6
I play golf on Easter.
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Post by NotMyKid on Apr 20, 2014 18:11:55 GMT -6
Who watched all 12 hours of the Ten Commandments on ABC? Raise your hand? I kept waiting for the scene in which chuck heston raises a rifle over his head and shouts, "WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!!" but they must have edited it out. God was the founder of the NRA, you know. Moses you dumb ass.
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Post by #70 on Apr 20, 2014 18:23:34 GMT -6
May an un-sterilized yak copulate with your balls. It was my first round of the year. 9 over on the first 5 holes. 7 over on the last 13. I'll be justttttttt fine.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 20, 2014 20:38:58 GMT -6
May an un-sterilized yak copulate with your balls. It was my first round of the year. 9 over on the first 5 holes. 7 over on the last 13. I'll be justttttttt fine. Whoa
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 20, 2014 20:50:57 GMT -6
I went to Muscatine for Easter, I think I saw Jesus, more than one probably. Muscatine for Easter? Who'd you piss off?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 21, 2014 7:18:37 GMT -6
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