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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 15, 2014 7:50:16 GMT -6
I can't wait until I can punch you in the throat. Your shot was 20 years ago.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 15, 2014 7:52:15 GMT -6
Next thyme those gawd damed aminalz can find a home not occupied by us humans....
Hay, amimalz, don't want to be evicted from your home? Then dont fuckin live in ours.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 15, 2014 8:53:06 GMT -6
Nature always wins.
Always.
Humans are of nature and therefore subservient to it.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 15, 2014 8:57:13 GMT -6
Nature always wins. Always. Humans are of nature and therefore subservient to it.
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 15, 2014 8:57:27 GMT -6
Time is stacked on the vertical.
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 15, 2014 8:58:19 GMT -6
I'm a T-1,000
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 16, 2014 11:46:24 GMT -6
I got nowhere else to put this, so I'll dump it into a thread about animal abuse. Certainly all y'all that love it when humans are tortured are also in full support of animal torture? Duff? Tweetsie? AHack? Post pics of yourselves shoving food up your dog's asshole or shocking it's balls! It'll be hilarious and "dick cheney" will wholeheartedly approve! You'll be invited to speak at CPAC! If this torture shit had occurred on Le Kenyan's watch, he'd have been impeached by now.
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Post by The Resistance on Dec 16, 2014 11:51:41 GMT -6
Dam good thing they closed GITMO.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 16, 2014 12:06:48 GMT -6
Dam good thing they closed GITMO.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 16, 2014 12:11:18 GMT -6
The IRS asking a group additional questions is the same...THE EXACT FUCKING SAME...as shoving hummus up some guy's ass until he tells you what you want to hear.
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Post by egadsto on Dec 16, 2014 13:02:39 GMT -6
The IRS asking a group additional questions is the same...THE EXACT FUCKING SAME...as shoving hummus up some guy's ass until he tells you what you want to hear. also, whar republicunt refrain of "if you have nothing to hide, why are you worried?" that they bleated ad nauseam when the fucking patriot act was forced on the USA? if the sleazy motherfuckers on the right that the IRS subjected to additional scrutiny weren't so obviously skirting (and/or outright breaking) Federal laws, why were they bitching so loudly and trying to play the victim card?
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 16, 2014 20:31:49 GMT -6
the rumor about W canceling a trip to Geneva Switzerland because he doesn't want to be arrested for war crimes is circulating again. perhaps it isn't a rumor this time? he has to keep his record intact tho - dodged the vietnam war - dodged the truth about WMDs in Iraq - dodged those shoes thrown at him by Angry Muslim Guy - dodged prosecution for crimes against humanity (so far...) What trip?
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 16, 2014 21:30:22 GMT -6
Did he do 9/11?
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 17, 2014 6:37:34 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 17, 2014 11:43:28 GMT -6
To have: soon. City on a hill: bright, shining. Last night, I was hanging out with my sophisticated and erudite friends and my buddy's house. This buddy happens to be a farmer. Anyways, we're eating dinner and waiting for the rest of our crowd to get there, when my farmer friend gets a call from some of his equipment supplier sales reps. They were at a bar nearby drinjing, and they were wondering if it would be cool to swing by and have a drinj. Anyways, three good ol' boys roll in with a case of PBR. One of the dudes has a pocketfull of cooseys, and they are all hammered. The conversation gets awkward when it's clear the two groups of people have nothing in common, so we start watching funny you tube videos. We start watching this video of some redneck jumping his new pickup truck on a dirt ramp and basically fucking himself and the car up. We all has many lulz, and then one of the guys is all liek "Look up 'The best 3 minute speech on TV". We do, and instead of stupid rednecks, which is what we were all fully expecting to watch, it was Jeff Daniels from the TV show Newsroom, makingn a heartfelt plea about how the US has lost its way, and how we can get it back on track. All of us were liek "WTF, why did we watch this video when we're all drinjing and looking for lulz?" No worries, I quickly ended any chance of thoughtful introspection on America's moral failings by playing the "Nerf Gun Thug Life" video.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 17, 2014 12:44:47 GMT -6
To have: soon. City on a hill: bright, shining. Last night, I was hanging out with my sophisticated and erudite friends and my buddy's house. This buddy happens to be a farmer. Anyways, we're eating dinner and waiting for the rest of our crowd to get there, when my farmer friend gets a call from some of his equipment supplier sales reps. They were at a bar nearby drinjing, and they were wondering if it would be cool to swing by and have a drinj. Anyways, three good ol' boys roll in with a case of PBR. One of the dudes has a pocketfull of cooseys, and they are all hammered. The conversation gets awkward when it's clear the two groups of people have nothing in common, so we start watching funny you tube videos. We start watching this video of some redneck jumping his new pickup truck on a dirt ramp and basically fucking himself and the car up. We all has many lulz, and then one of the guys is all liek "Look up 'The best 3 minute speech on TV". We do, and instead of stupid rednecks, which is what we were all fully expecting to watch, it was Jeff Daniels from the TV show Newsroom, makingn a heartfelt plea about how the US has lost its way, and how we can get it back on track. All of us were liek "WTF, why did we watch this video when we're all drinjing and looking for lulz?" No worries, I quickly ended any chance of thoughtful introspection on America's moral failings by playing the "Nerf Gun Thug Life" video. I saved the day during the video, when people were realizing that there wasn't anything funny going on, about 90 seconds in, I brought up the Jeff Daniels scene in Dumb and Dumber where he wrecks the shitter wif massive OK4P runs. The many lulz were to be had. I also helped us move past it by immediately playing Nerf Gun Thug Life. All in all, I am very, very satisfied with myself and the way I totally brought the party back. Wisdom and courage brah. What do I keep telling you?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Dec 17, 2014 12:45:59 GMT -6
Sorry, forgot to add...
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 25, 2014 14:58:54 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 25, 2014 16:41:06 GMT -6
Good thing he lost out on his attempt to horde the animals.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 25, 2014 19:52:36 GMT -6
What kills me about this is why was it allowed to open there in the mall in the first place? I was just horrified that animals are kept inside in a damn mall. They didn't look like they were mistreated but that just wasn't right for them to not be outside. The cages seemed to be dimly lit. How did it stay open as long as it did?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Dec 25, 2014 20:42:32 GMT -6
What kills me about this is why was it allowed to open there in the mall in the first place? I was just horrified that animals are kept inside in a damn mall. They didn't look like they were mistreated but that just wasn't right for them to not be outside. The cages seemed to be dimly lit. How did it stay open as long as it did? well if there is one thing i wont stand for its aminals in cages wifout adequate lighting. can you imagine the eyestrain they had to endure while trying to read wif suspect lighting? Its horrifying.
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Post by Ginger on Dec 25, 2014 21:56:48 GMT -6
What kills me about this is why was it allowed to open there in the mall in the first place? I was just horrified that animals are kept inside in a damn mall. They didn't look like they were mistreated but that just wasn't right for them to not be outside. The cages seemed to be dimly lit. How did it stay open as long as it did? well if there is one thing i wont stand for its aminals in cages wifout adequate lighting. can you imagine the eyestrain they had to endure while trying to read wif suspect lighting? Its horrifying. I had difficulties finding them in amongst the fake wood vinyl floor and the wood chips.
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 27, 2014 19:07:29 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Dec 27, 2014 19:49:26 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Dec 27, 2014 20:20:17 GMT -6
Wood.
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