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Post by Ed Jeffries on Jun 17, 2014 18:23:00 GMT -6
Good evening gentlemen,
Ed has had a few to drink and would like to share his overall take on the 3 games he has seen thus far in the World Cup.
1. Great win by the U.S. Portugal would appear to be a winnable game. 2. The Mexico goalie is excellent. That was a "wow" performance, gentlemen, no matter if you are a fan of the sport or not. 3. The Russian goalie should be thankful that he is not Cambodian, Venezuelan, etc. He would not have made it on to the field after halftime.
Regards, Ed
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 17, 2014 18:37:04 GMT -6
I hate soccer but I liek the World Cup. It only comes once every 4 years and is a great excuse to get shitfaced. I watched most of the games last weekend. Japan left a colossal shitstain on their bed, allowing 2 goals in under 2 minutes.
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Post by Ed Jeffries on Jun 17, 2014 19:03:11 GMT -6
Hello OKEEFE4PREZ,
I am very much the same way. I could not care less about the sport until the World Cup comes, then I am hooked. Do you think that the U.S. will make it out of the Death Pool?
Regards, Ed
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 17, 2014 19:13:49 GMT -6
Hello OKEEFE4PREZ, I am very much the same way. I could not care less about the sport until the World Cup comes, then I am hooked. Do you think that the U.S. will make it out of the Death Pool? Regards, Ed A win and dey in, a tie dey in as long as da krauts kick da shit out of Ghana and don't ball stomp us. I hope someone takes a dump on Ronaldo's face.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 17, 2014 19:35:28 GMT -6
This thread makes me wonder what everyone's take on reaction videos is. You know, like the vids where dumbasses record themselves watching a game and then post it on the Internet. I have been trying to avoid them but yahoo had a bunch of reaction vids on their first page this morning. But anyway, my take is that people filming these should just fucking stop or be removed from the gene pool. I don't give a fuck who u r, u ain't relevant in any way and I don't give a fuck if u jumped up and cheered when merika scored. Fuck you.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 17, 2014 19:49:00 GMT -6
Any game that could be played by armless individuals isn't a sport which means that bowling is moar of a sport than "futbol."
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Post by egadsto on Jun 17, 2014 20:03:26 GMT -6
You definitely need arms!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 17, 2014 21:08:10 GMT -6
Without arms, a man could not fap, so he may as well play soccer instead. Which brings up a favorite hypothetical of mine. You have been a victim of an industrial accident. Your face has been disfigured by acid and your arms are both gone, but your cock and balls are fully intact and unharmed. You haven't busted a nut in a year. You are at a bar sipping beers through a straw. Poast a pic of the fattest and ugliest woman you would fuck to get your rocks off (she only wants to fuck, no handies or blowjs). This is a deep fucking question, boys, but for me, Rosanne Barr would be liek a 9.5 at that point.
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World Cup
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 17, 2014 21:19:17 GMT -6
The Yanks better beat Portugal, because the Fatherland is a fucking machine.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 17, 2014 21:31:36 GMT -6
The Yanks better beat Portugal, because the Fatherland is a fucking machine. Blah, blah, blah. Germany takes care of Ghana, US ties Portugal, we're in. Germany ain't gonna run the score on America. America's problem in soccer is the dudes in the hood don't play. I mean, for fucks sake, can you imagine the shit that would have went down if Randy Moss had grown up playing soccer rather than football and basketball? Can you imagine some German fuck trying to run down the sideline stride for stride with a 23 year old Randy? Can you imagine a corner kick wif Randy standing 6 feet in front of the goal? Ahh fuck.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 17, 2014 21:59:17 GMT -6
The Yanks better beat Portugal, because the Fatherland is a fucking machine. Blah, blah, blah. Germany takes care of Ghana, US ties Portugal, we're in. Germany ain't gonna run the score on America. America's problem in soccer is the dudes in the hood don't play. I mean, for fucks sake, can you imagine the shit that would have went down if Randy Moss had grown up playing soccer rather than football and basketball? Can you imagine some German fuck trying to run down the sideline stride for stride with a 23 year old Randy? Can you imagine a corner kick wif Randy standing 6 feet in front of the goal? Ahh fuck. Yep and LeBron would have been a much better CB or Goalie than he ever will be a basketball player.
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Post by dbcooper on Jun 17, 2014 22:04:42 GMT -6
The Yanks better beat Portugal, because the Fatherland is a fucking machine. Blah, blah, blah. Germany takes care of Ghana, US ties Portugal, we're in. Germany ain't gonna run the score on America. America's problem in soccer is the dudes in the hood don't play. I mean, for fucks sake, can you imagine the shit that would have went down if Randy Moss had grown up playing soccer rather than football and basketball? Can you imagine some German fuck trying to run down the sideline stride for stride with a 23 year old Randy? Can you imagine a corner kick wif Randy standing 6 feet in front of the goal? Ahh fuck. And also true...
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Post by dbcooper on Jun 17, 2014 22:06:06 GMT -6
Blah, blah, blah. Germany takes care of Ghana, US ties Portugal, we're in. Germany ain't gonna run the score on America. America's problem in soccer is the dudes in the hood don't play. I mean, for fucks sake, can you imagine the shit that would have went down if Randy Moss had grown up playing soccer rather than football and basketball? Can you imagine some German fuck trying to run down the sideline stride for stride with a 23 year old Randy? Can you imagine a corner kick wif Randy standing 6 feet in front of the goal? Ahh fuck. Yep and LeBron would have been a much better CB or Goalie than he ever will be a basketball player. Not a better soccer player than Michael Jordan.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 17, 2014 22:40:19 GMT -6
Blah, blah, blah. Germany takes care of Ghana, US ties Portugal, we're in. Germany ain't gonna run the score on America. America's problem in soccer is the dudes in the hood don't play. I mean, for fucks sake, can you imagine the shit that would have went down if Randy Moss had grown up playing soccer rather than football and basketball? Can you imagine some German fuck trying to run down the sideline stride for stride with a 23 year old Randy? Can you imagine a corner kick wif Randy standing 6 feet in front of the goal? Ahh fuck. Yep and LeBron would have been a much better CB or Goalie than he ever will be a basketball player. Whoa. Imma just saying that Detroit, Flint, the Souf and West sides of Chicago, da Bronx, etc. ain't got any soccer fields. They all got basketball courts. Say that at some point the kid who is only gonna grow to 6'1" and who ain't got a great shot decides to play soccah rather than b-ball. Merikan soccah changes. Our best athletes are all either in the NFL or NBA or had aspirations of playing in those leagues that never came to fruition but they spent all their time gunning for those and so our soccah sucks.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 17, 2014 22:54:22 GMT -6
Without arms, a man could not fap, so he may as well play soccer instead. Which brings up a favorite hypothetical of mine. You have been a victim of an industrial accident. Your face has been disfigured by acid and your arms are both gone, but your cock and balls are fully intact and unharmed. You haven't busted a nut in a year. You are at a bar sipping beers through a straw. Poast a pic of the fattest and ugliest woman you would fuck to get your rocks off (she only wants to fuck, no handies or blowjs). This is a deep fucking question, boys, but for me, Rosanne Barr would be liek a 9.5 at that point. In that scenario I would let Rosanne Boar take the top.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 18, 2014 7:18:39 GMT -6
This thread makes me wonder what everyone's take on reaction videos is. You know, like the vids where dumbasses record themselves watching a game and then post it on the Internet. I have been trying to avoid them but yahoo had a bunch of reaction vids on their first page this morning. But anyway, my take is that people filming these should just fucking stop or be removed from the gene pool. I don't give a fuck who u r, u ain't relevant in any way and I don't give a fuck if u jumped up and cheered when merika scored. Fuck you. These people should be beaten and that should be filmed. If you're going to be self-indulgent, at least entertain me.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 18, 2014 7:25:28 GMT -6
Yep and LeBron would have been a much better CB or Goalie than he ever will be a basketball player. Whoa. Imma just saying that Detroit, Flint, the Souf and West sides of Chicago, da Bronx, etc. ain't got any soccer fields. They all got basketball courts. Say that at some point the kid who is only gonna grow to 6'1" and who ain't got a great shot decides to play soccah rather than b-ball. Merikan soccah changes. Our best athletes are all either in the NFL or NBA or had aspirations of playing in those leagues that never came to fruition but they spent all their time gunning for those and so our soccah sucks. Sometimes I liek to picture a front line of liek LeBron James, Calvin Johnson, and Kevin Durant; midfield of shit liek Chris Paul, Jimmy Graham, Terrell Suggs; backline of guys like Matt Forte, Deron Williams; Maybe fucking Dwight Howard in Goal. The World Cub would suddenly become as exciting as the Olympic Basketball Tournament.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 18, 2014 7:57:45 GMT -6
Without arms, a man could not fap, so he may as well play soccer instead.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 18, 2014 8:00:22 GMT -6
Mark Eaton ... goalie
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 18, 2014 8:01:48 GMT -6
Without arms, a man could not fap, so he may as well play soccer instead. Hands down the thing I hate most about soccer- fucking floppers. The only good thing, LeBron wouldn't have to learn how to do that-
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 18, 2014 8:07:57 GMT -6
Without arms, a man could not fap, so he may as well play soccer instead. Pitiful...pit-e-ful.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 18, 2014 8:20:14 GMT -6
A warrior like Michael Jordan would never, and I mean EVER flop!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 18, 2014 8:22:32 GMT -6
At the end of the first video, you can Jordan is pain. Difference between MJ and Bron is that Bron would have been out of the game and possibly the next, but MJ made sure to get points on the board before worrying about his condition.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 18, 2014 8:26:59 GMT -6
At the end of the first video, you can Jordan is pain. Difference between MJ and Bron is that Bron would have been out of the game and possibly the next, but MJ made sure to get points on the board before worrying about his condition. LOL right. He is literally unable to stand, until the ball gets in his hand, then he SPRINTS UP THE FUCKING COURT! As someone who has faked being hurt before, I can see the symptoms. You always "remember" you're hurt after the play.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 18, 2014 8:32:23 GMT -6
Jordan won a championship against the Jazz while playing with the flu. /discussion
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