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Post by #70 on Jun 22, 2014 17:39:41 GMT -6
NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Post by livingintheusa on Jun 22, 2014 17:45:53 GMT -6
Up and on
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Post by #70 on Jun 22, 2014 17:55:06 GMT -6
ummmmmmmmmm
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Jun 22, 2014 17:55:50 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 22, 2014 17:55:50 GMT -6
And USA shits the bed.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 22, 2014 17:57:44 GMT -6
Soccer sux
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Post by #70 on Jun 22, 2014 17:59:29 GMT -6
i'll bet you watched
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Post by livingintheusa on Jun 22, 2014 18:01:31 GMT -6
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 22, 2014 18:21:20 GMT -6
Only the last ten minutes.
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Jun 22, 2014 18:37:09 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 22, 2014 18:37:09 GMT -6
Bradley is to USA soccer as Ronnie Harmon is to Hokk football.
If I were his teammate I might fucking murder him.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 22, 2014 19:46:04 GMT -6
Bradley is to USA soccer as Ronnie Harmon is to Hokk football. If I were his teammate I might fucking murder him. That was pretty Hawkesque You can throw Cameron in there as well for letting dat dude get behind him.
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Jun 22, 2014 20:15:17 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 22, 2014 20:15:17 GMT -6
Btw thats another reason soccer sucks, the time left in a match is only known by one guy and it aint displayed anywhere.
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Jun 22, 2014 20:25:56 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 22, 2014 20:25:56 GMT -6
Jurgen Klinsmann is the Kirk Ferentz of international soccer: plays to sit on a lead instead of continuing with the lineup and attack that gave you the lead. PLAY TO WIN, KRAUT MOTHER-FUCKING CHOKER!!! He's the best thing that's ever happened to US soccer you dumb scooterlike fagt.
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Jun 22, 2014 20:45:20 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 22, 2014 20:45:20 GMT -6
He's the best thing that's ever happened to US soccer you dumb scooterlike fagt. 4-0 2-2 4
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 22, 2014 21:16:21 GMT -6
Again, I fucking haet soccah but I like the World Cup. However, I wanted to know if any of y'all guys see the excitement/dejection level as a fraction of what it is for Hokeye sports. To mah point, 'Merika shit the bed at the end of the game and I was liek "meh." I still get bitter about the Hox shitting the bed in that manner in football and basketball years, nay, decades after the fact. However, as far as I'm concerned, US Soccer should be on par wif Alabama football. Liek, maybe we don't win it every year, but we gotta come close. We're 'Merika for fucks sake.
Now the demographic shift wif the Mexicans coming in is good. Very good. Between them and the servicemen laying wood all over the world, we have a good base. But we are just missing that freak athlete. There is no god damned reason for Portugal to have a guy like Ronaldo, Argentina to have a guy liek Messi or Italy to have a guy liek Balotelli and we have no fucking answer for those guys and with the typical US soccer player being brought up through leagues liek the Wilmette Soccer League (snacks may not contain high fructose corn syrup, peanut butter, gluten, GMOs or any non-organic product) I think we're pretty much fucked.
So here is my proposal for Obama to leave a legacy using his executive powers. Appoint a soccer czar. Have that soccer czar go into Detroit, Chicago, the Bronx, Souf Central (part that hasn't been inundated wif Mexicans), Flint, Gary, Camden, Birmingham, Atlanta, etc. and find suitable basketball courts for teardown and conversion to soccer rinks or whatever the fuck they're called. Send some soccer balls around. Then, when World Cup 2026 rolls around, our starters will be liek 3 Mexicans, 2 gringos and 6 thuggish hood mofos. There's too many good athletes with delusions of playing pro basketball who never get tall enough or who just aren't good enough at shooting. Get them playing soccer. If we don't act fast, the Chinese will get the jump on us.
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Jun 22, 2014 21:20:56 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 22, 2014 21:20:56 GMT -6
No, the problem is barely any of the country plays soccer year round. Dipshit.
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Jun 22, 2014 21:25:34 GMT -6
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 22, 2014 21:25:34 GMT -6
So my two countries play. And I have to hope they tie.
Poetic.
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Jun 22, 2014 21:28:22 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 22, 2014 21:28:22 GMT -6
You don't really have to hope they tie.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 22, 2014 22:21:29 GMT -6
You don't really have to hope they tie. The Fatherland is gonna skullfuck the Homeland. Let's not kid ourselves here. I'd rather they tied.
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Jun 23, 2014 4:00:34 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 23, 2014 4:00:34 GMT -6
Again, I fucking haet soccah but I like the World Cup. However, I wanted to know if any of y'all guys see the excitement/dejection level as a fraction of what it is for Hokeye sports. To mah point, 'Merika shit the bed at the end of the game and I was liek "meh." I still get bitter about the Hox shitting the bed in that manner in football and basketball years, nay, decades after the fact. However, as far as I'm concerned, US Soccer should be on par wif Alabama football. Liek, maybe we don't win it every year, but we gotta come close. We're 'Merika for fucks sake. Now the demographic shift wif the Mexicans coming in is good. Very good. Between them and the servicemen laying wood all over the world, we have a good base. But we are just missing that freak athlete. There is no god damned reason for Portugal to have a guy like Ronaldo, Argentina to have a guy liek Messi or Italy to have a guy liek Balotelli and we have no fucking answer for those guys and with the typical US soccer player being brought up through leagues liek the Wilmette Soccer League (snacks may not contain high fructose corn syrup, peanut butter, gluten, GMOs or any non-organic product) I think we're pretty much fucked. So here is my proposal for Obama to leave a legacy using his executive powers. Appoint a soccer czar. Have that soccer czar go into Detroit, Chicago, the Bronx, Souf Central (part that hasn't been inundated wif Mexicans), Flint, Gary, Camden, Birmingham, Atlanta, etc. and find suitable basketball courts for teardown and conversion to soccer rinks or whatever the fuck they're called. Send some soccer balls around. Then, when World Cup 2026 rolls around, our starters will be liek 3 Mexicans, 2 gringos and 6 thuggish hood mofos. There's too many good athletes with delusions of playing pro basketball who never get tall enough or who just aren't good enough at shooting. Get them playing soccer. If we don't act fast, the Chinese will get the jump on us. Our elite athletes play real sports, and I aint talkin bout Bryan Gumble.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 23, 2014 4:07:02 GMT -6
You don't really have to hope they tie. The Fatherland is gonna skullfuck the Homeland. Let's not kid ourselves here. I'd rather they tied. I don't know anything about soccer yet I know this is true.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 23, 2014 6:29:25 GMT -6
No, the problem is barely any of the country plays soccer year round. Dipshit. No, dipshit, the problem is our next crop of soccer players are gonna be named Colby, Chandler and Brady. Until we have at least half of the team with names like Plaxico, Demariyus and Tymotherfuckingrone, we are fucked.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 23, 2014 6:32:41 GMT -6
The Fatherland is gonna skullfuck the Homeland. Let's not kid ourselves here. I'd rather they tied. I don't know anything about soccer yet I know this is true. They couldn't beat Ghana.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 23, 2014 6:36:23 GMT -6
No, the problem is barely any of the country plays soccer year round. Dipshit. No, dipshit, the problem is our next crop of soccer players are gonna be named Colby, Chandler and Brady. Until we have at least half of the team with names like Plaxico, Demariyus and Tymotherfuckingrone, we are fucked. No, our next generation is going to have names like Alejandro, Paulo, and Samuel Mbambwetumba. All they need is a big, blond German whose name sounds liek Klansman to coach them up. Still, it wouldn't hurt to have a Royshane, Royvonte, or a Roydelamarcus.
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Jun 23, 2014 7:22:42 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 23, 2014 7:22:42 GMT -6
Teh Germans are going to beat us like a rented mule. Germany tied Ghana. We beat Ghana. We win. Duh. Retard.
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Jun 23, 2014 7:24:09 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 23, 2014 7:24:09 GMT -6
No, the problem is barely any of the country plays soccer year round. Dipshit. No, dipshit, the problem is our next crop of soccer players are gonna be named Colby, Chandler and Brady. Until we have at least half of the team with names like Plaxico, Demariyus and Tymotherfuckingrone, we are fucked. Oh black guys, you mean? Like Africans? Like Ghana? WHO WE BEAT?? Dipshit.
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