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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 23, 2014 7:30:35 GMT -6
Teh Germans are going to beat us like a rented mule. Germany tied Ghana. We beat Ghana. We win. Duh. Retard. Unfortunately, FIFA kind of screwed us over, since the Germans played their last game on the coast liek 150 miles from the site of the next game, whereas USA played in the fucking jungle, in a city so isolated it doesn't have fucking roads leading to it. They also get an extra day of rest in addition to less travel.
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Post by #70 on Jun 23, 2014 7:33:51 GMT -6
Germany tied Ghana. We beat Ghana. We win. Duh. Retard. Unfortunately, FIFA kind of screwed us over, since the Germans played their last game on the coast liek 150 miles from the site of the next game, whereas USA played in the fucking jungle, in a city so isolated it doesn't have fucking roads leading to it. They also get an extra day of rest in addition to less travel. Don't matter. Portugal ain't beating Ghana 2-0 or 3-1. So even if we go down 3-0 to hitler, we still go through. But Germany has nothing to gain by beating us bad. They would rather have us in the next round than Portugal or Ghana, so they will play nice.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 23, 2014 7:45:49 GMT -6
Germany tied Ghana. We beat Ghana. We win. Duh. Retard. Unfortunately, FIFA kind of screwed us over, since the Germans played their last game on the coast liek 150 miles from the site of the next game, whereas USA played in the fucking jungle, in a city so isolated it doesn't have fucking roads leading to it. They also get an extra day of rest in addition to less travel. Klinsmann is just going to have a pint of Bitburger with his old mates from da homeland and they are going to just stand on the field for 90 minutes the game ends in a 0-0 draw and both the Germans and US go through. Easy peasy.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 23, 2014 7:47:45 GMT -6
I wouldn't be worried that Portugal beats Ghana. Ghana beating Portugal is a lot worse for the US and there and many more ways for Ghana to get through.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 23, 2014 7:53:35 GMT -6
No, the problem is barely any of the country plays soccer year round. Dipshit. No, dipshit, the problem is our next crop of soccer players are gonna be named Colby, Chandler and Brady. Until we have at least half of the team with names like Plaxico, Demariyus and Tymotherfuckingrone, we are fucked.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 23, 2014 7:55:29 GMT -6
Germany tied Ghana. We beat Ghana. We win. Duh. Retard. Unfortunately, FIFA kind of screwed us over, since the Germans played their last game on the coast liek 150 miles from the site of the next game, whereas USA played in the fucking jungle, in a city so isolated it doesn't have fucking roads leading to it. They also get an extra day of rest in addition to less travel.
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Jun 23, 2014 7:56:44 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 23, 2014 7:56:44 GMT -6
Klinsmann is just going to have a pint of Bitburger with his old mates from da homeland and they are going to just stand on the field for 90 minutes the game ends in a 0-0 draw and both the Germans and US go through. Easy peasy. Not out of the realm of possibility. This sort of scenario has been alleged to have taken place in previous World Cups so the teams dictate who goes through from the groups. YOU DONT SAY?!?!?
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Jun 23, 2014 7:57:56 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 23, 2014 7:57:56 GMT -6
I wouldn't be worried that Portugal beats Ghana. Ghana beating Portugal is a lot worse for the US and there and many more ways for Ghana to get through. Meh, while Ghana deserved to beat us, Portugal is the better team. Unless Ronaldo just rolls over like he did for most of the game against us. Which I suppose is likely if he doesn't think they have a chance.
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Post by The Resistance on Jun 23, 2014 8:05:10 GMT -6
Fuck suckor. Too bad Tweets ran off we could have had his analysis.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 23, 2014 8:23:34 GMT -6
I have not watched a minute of the world cup nor a single pitch of mlb. They could both cease to exist and I would be happier.
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Jun 23, 2014 8:31:28 GMT -6
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 23, 2014 8:31:28 GMT -6
It is about time to fire up the proleliner and drag some kids around the lake. It is a great morning here in proletopia.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 23, 2014 8:43:02 GMT -6
Klinsmann is just going to have a pint of Bitburger with his old mates from da homeland and they are going to just stand on the field for 90 minutes the game ends in a 0-0 draw and both the Germans and US go through. Easy peasy. Not out of the realm of possibility. This sort of scenario has been alleged to have taken place in previous World Cups so the teams dictate who goes through from the groups. Both teams just need a draw to advance. Don't expect the Germans to take many chances.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 23, 2014 8:46:20 GMT -6
Fuck suckor. Too bad Tweets ran off we could have had his analysis. The officiating team had a good game and was not the story of this match. Instead, it was poor US defending and questionable defense-minded substitutions late in the game when they had Portugal scrambling and unable to match US runs down the sides, plus time-wasting during stoppage time that prompted the Argentine ref to add the fifth minute during which the likely fatal tying goal was scored. Don't forget Bradley with about the worst 1st touch without a defender within 20 feet of him, turning the ball over when all he needed to do was kick the fucker as hard as he could in the opposite direction would have probably given the US the win.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 23, 2014 8:48:57 GMT -6
Fuck suckor. Too bad Tweets ran off we could have had his analysis. The officiating team had a good game and was not the story of this match. Instead, it was poor US defending and questionable defense-minded substitutions late in the game when they had Portugal scrambling and unable to match US runs down the sides, plus time-wasting during stoppage time that prompted the Argentine ref to add the fifth minute during which the likely fatal tying goal was scored. I thought the substitutions were played well. Yedlin was a big contributor in the second goal, and Wondolowski played excellent late game defense. I don't think it was anything you can blame on anyone. The team was sloppy after a very long and brutal game, and it just so happens that the best fucking player on the planet got the ball at the end of the game. I mean, it wasn't Jerry Sloan's fault Michael Jordan, the second best player of all time, kept kicking his ass at the end of games.
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Jun 23, 2014 8:55:57 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 23, 2014 8:55:57 GMT -6
Fuck suckor. Too bad Tweets ran off we could have had his analysis. The officiating team had a good game and was not the story of this match. Instead, it was poor US defending and questionable defense-minded substitutions late in the game when they had Portugal scrambling and unable to match US runs down the sides, plus time-wasting during stoppage time that prompted the Argentine ref to add the fifth minute during which the likely fatal tying goal was scored. More please.
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Post by The Resistance on Jun 23, 2014 9:00:02 GMT -6
It is about time to fire up the proleliner and drag some kids around the lake. It is a great morning here in proletopia. have you popped open your first "bud light" yet, redneck? He will be rolling with the other proles at Table 316 for .16 cent draws at 3:16. Have you hit the Taco House yet?
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Post by thunderhawk on Jun 23, 2014 10:15:24 GMT -6
I don't know anything about soccer yet I know this is true. They couldn't beat Ghana. The Fatherland always has one subpar performance in the World Cup qualifying round. That was it. Team Bradley is fucked, unless the two German coaches agree to just tie.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 23, 2014 13:01:27 GMT -6
have you popped open your first "bud light" yet, redneck? He will be rolling with the other proles at Table 316 for .16 cent draws at 3:16. Have you hit the Taco House yet? Crushing brews from Keewenah Brewing in the UP. Just because I am reliving my prole childhood does not mean I have to be uncivilized.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 26, 2014 7:04:28 GMT -6
Game might get postpwnd because of rain. Possibly a treacherous German plot.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jun 26, 2014 7:16:50 GMT -6
People still care about the world cup? This is me giving a fuck.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 26, 2014 7:45:28 GMT -6
People still care about the world cup? This is me giving a fuck.
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Jun 26, 2014 8:47:00 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 26, 2014 8:47:00 GMT -6
USA USA USA USA
hitler!
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 26, 2014 9:12:07 GMT -6
Game might get postpwnd because of rain. Possibly a treacherous German plot. Real football is played in the rain, snow, sleet, fog, etc. Pussy futbol is postponed due to rain, just like boring beisbol.
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Jun 26, 2014 9:15:29 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 26, 2014 9:15:29 GMT -6
$100 says all you fagts will be watching in 30 min
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 26, 2014 9:16:41 GMT -6
People still care about the world cup? This is me giving a fuck. Teh drunjen droid is sympathetic to mAnn Coulter: www.clarionledger.com/story/opinion/columnists/2014/06/25/coulter-growing-interest-soccer-sign-nations-moral-decay/11372137/If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.Lol, nice metric there. One of my great grandfathers was born in Ireland 120 years ago. Another of them was born less than five miles from where I sit right now.
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