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Hey guiz!
Jun 30, 2014 15:03:45 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 15:03:45 GMT -6
Please list your early Xmas gifts in this thread so that I know what to get everyone. I will soon be vewy vewy famous n rich. I was outside yesterday pickin weeds and the BING car went by and I'm 91% sure he gots me on camera. I'm abouts to be all over the interwebs. And that can only mean one thing: I'll be famous. Which in turn will make me rich. I am pretty upset that I didn't have my shirt off, so I may be missing out on a mil or two, but either way I should have enuff moolah to buy everyone gifts - even that fagt scooter.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 30, 2014 15:04:49 GMT -6
The Bing car? What, was the Ask Jeeves car right behind him?
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Hey guiz!
Jun 30, 2014 15:06:34 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 15:06:34 GMT -6
The Bing car? What, was the Ask Jeeves car right behind him? I wish. I tried to flag him down so I could get my shirt off for a new pic, but he was zoomin by. |
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Hey guiz!
Jun 30, 2014 15:08:51 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 15:08:51 GMT -6
Also, billy, I need your help. I'm having a late lunch at old cees and there are 2 chicks sitting next to me - one old and ugly and one just out of college and ugly. The young one is teaching the old one how to write a resume. And she's annoying as sin. Little miss fatty thinks she is smart as shit since she graduated FRCC and knows everything.
What is my first line to her? I need to shut her up.
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Hey guiz!
Jun 30, 2014 15:10:20 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 15:10:20 GMT -6
She just told the old lady she has no friends here. Weird.
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Hey guiz!
Jun 30, 2014 15:22:41 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 30, 2014 15:22:41 GMT -6
Hookers, blow, house in NC, BLL truck, new sandbox, wolf range, hookers, etc......
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 30, 2014 15:25:24 GMT -6
Also, billy, I need your help. I'm having a late lunch at old cees and there are 2 chicks sitting next to me - one old and ugly and one just out of college and ugly. The young one is teaching the old one how to write a resume. And she's annoying as sin. Little miss fatty thinks she is smart as shit since she graduated FRCC and knows everything. What is my first line to her? I need to shut her up. No line. Just laugh really loud at the next stupid thing she says. She'll then know you're listening, and wimmens don't liek it when creepy guys are listening to them. She'll be whisper quiet after that. #creepertipz |
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Hey guiz!
Jun 30, 2014 15:26:27 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 15:26:27 GMT -6
Also, billy, I need your help. I'm having a late lunch at old cees and there are 2 chicks sitting next to me - one old and ugly and one just out of college and ugly. The young one is teaching the old one how to write a resume. And she's annoying as sin. Little miss fatty thinks she is smart as shit since she graduated FRCC and knows everything. What is my first line to her? I need to shut her up. No line. Just laugh really loud at the next stupid thing she says. She'll then know you're listening, and wimmens don't liek it when creepy guys are listening to them. She'll be whisper quiet after that. #creepertipz Trying soon. |
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Hey guiz!
Jun 30, 2014 15:30:10 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 30, 2014 15:30:10 GMT -6
Bread and butter chip
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 30, 2014 15:58:51 GMT -6
Pics of balls, if you have any...
For Cathalacky and, to prove you're a man and not a homemaker.
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Hey guiz!
Jun 30, 2014 16:07:27 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 30, 2014 16:07:27 GMT -6
She cant say annoying shit wif your dick in her mouf.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 30, 2014 17:37:44 GMT -6
Nobody uses bing so rich and famous you won't be.
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 17:41:01 GMT -6
Nobody uses bing so rich and famous you won't be. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?  ? BING IS THE CHOSEN SEARCH ENGINE BY 3 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE WHEN ASKED ON THE STREET IN PLACES WE DO NOT KNOW. SHUT YOUR FACE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM SANTA LITTLE BOY |
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 17:41:14 GMT -6
She cant say annoying shit wif your dick in her mouf. werked like a charm |
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 30, 2014 17:49:46 GMT -6
Nobody uses bing so rich and famous you won't be. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ? BING IS THE CHOSEN SEARCH ENGINE BY 3 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE WHEN ASKED ON THE STREET IN PLACES WE DO NOT KNOW. SHUT YOUR FACE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM SANTA LITTLE BOY A wasteland roadie to Vegas and we bring Millar along for his connections, baller skillz at de tables and da buffet. |
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 13:18:34 GMT -6
Nobody uses bing so rich and famous you won't be. Bing is used by 100% of seniors who buy a new PC and don't know how to change Google to their homepage. |
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Post by twinlaker on Jul 1, 2014 13:45:06 GMT -6
Nobody uses bing so rich and famous you won't be. Bing is used by 100% of seniors who buy a new PC and don't know how to change Google to their homepage.  |
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Post by egadsto on Jul 1, 2014 15:13:24 GMT -6
Nobody uses bing so rich and famous you won't be. Bing is used by 100% of seniors who buy a new PC and don't know how to change Google to their homepage.  |
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Hey guiz!
Jul 1, 2014 18:55:44 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jul 1, 2014 18:55:44 GMT -6
Whore...just send me what you sent last year.
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Hey guiz!
Jul 1, 2014 19:55:39 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jul 1, 2014 19:55:39 GMT -6
Whore...just send me what you sent last year. NO MORE! NO! NOT TONIGHT. (S)HE TRAPPED ME! (Rounders reference). But no. I ain't doin that fer a while. |
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Hey guiz!
Jul 1, 2014 20:36:35 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on Jul 1, 2014 20:36:35 GMT -6
Yup
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 2, 2014 6:51:25 GMT -6
Has cell phone technology evolved to a place where whore's dick pix are no longer just a tiny jumble of pixels?
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Hey guiz!
Jul 2, 2014 6:55:06 GMT -6
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Post by Ginger on Jul 2, 2014 6:55:06 GMT -6
Has cell phone technology evolved to a place where whore's dick pix are no longer just a tiny jumble of pixels? You need. To get. A smartphone. Seeing is believing. |
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jul 2, 2014 7:15:01 GMT -6
He comes off as a goddy hipster... SO, yea, I think he does have a smottphone.  |
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 2, 2014 7:26:00 GMT -6
Has cell phone technology evolved to a place where whore's dick pix are no longer just a tiny jumble of pixels? Tiny? speak for yourself. |
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