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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 30, 2014 18:34:26 GMT -6
You wood fink chickens were fuckin huge.
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 19:05:30 GMT -6
solid point
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 30, 2014 20:59:55 GMT -6
Story: cool(ghey)
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 30, 2014 21:09:11 GMT -6
If I don't know what it is I ain't ordering any part of it.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 6:26:56 GMT -6
I ordered drum sticks, and they gave me chicken! Now I can't do my solo!
*this is where I would go Bah Dum Tisss but I can't without drumsticks.
Yes Duff, that's how ghey you sound.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 1, 2014 9:15:35 GMT -6
Member them chicken fries from burger king?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 10:54:39 GMT -6
The lunch menu said Tuna Fish Sandwich. How the hell am I going to tune a sandwich if I can't even tune a guitar?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 11:01:52 GMT -6
Chill out Vinny. Did you hear the one about the Atheist charity? This might be up your alley.
It's a non-prophet organization.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 1, 2014 12:04:29 GMT -6
I bet lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 1, 2014 12:06:42 GMT -6
Holiday Inns are too high-class for those gutter proles. They'd get booked at a Motel6 or Super8. I heard they have agreed to be the house act at the Travel Lodge in the QC.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 12:13:58 GMT -6
Tough crowd, eh Duff? Reminds me of the time we went to that Antennae wedding. The ceremony was nice, but the reception was terrible.
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Post by Gunner Thompson on Jul 1, 2014 12:14:09 GMT -6
BLOW YOUR BAD JOEKS OUT YOUR ASS, BILLY His Bad jokes are 1K times better than Gopher's, ice head's, and your incessant drivel drone.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 12:15:27 GMT -6
BLOW YOUR BAD JOEKS OUT YOUR ASS, BILLY His Bad jokes are 1K times better than Gopher's, ice head's, and your incessant drivel drone. You should hear my Lego joke. I can't share it though. It's not bad, but I'm still building it.
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Post by Gunner Thompson on Jul 1, 2014 12:18:55 GMT -6
His Bad jokes are 1K times better than Gopher's, ice head's, and your incessant drivel drone. You should hear my Lego joke. I can't share it though. It's not bad, but I'm still building it. I saw a cop talking to his donut-filled stomach yesterday...He said "I've got u under a vest"
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Post by Gunner Thompson on Jul 1, 2014 12:21:48 GMT -6
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Fo 'Drizzle'
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 1, 2014 12:30:40 GMT -6
A female peacock should be called a peacunt.
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Post by Gunner Thompson on Jul 1, 2014 12:31:55 GMT -6
Hey O'Keefe...if u take an Oriental girl and spin her around several times does she become disoriented?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 13:06:41 GMT -6
Holiday Inns are too high-class for those gutter proles. They'd get booked at a Motel6 or Super8. I didn't say they'd be performing. Just appearing. Doubtful they could even afford a room at HI. Probably just showed up to grab a few free bottles of shampoo. Staying in a van down by the river. The Travelodge is fine for me. I don't need anything fancy. At least I have my arms, which are always by my side. My legs always support me when I take a stand, and I know I can always count on my fingers.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 1, 2014 13:14:06 GMT -6
I didn't say they'd be performing. Just appearing. Doubtful they could even afford a room at HI. Probably just showed up to grab a few free bottles of shampoo. Staying in a van down by the river. The Travelodge is fine for me. I don't need anything fancy. At least I have my arms, which are always by my side. My legs always support me when I take a stand, and I know I can always count on my fingers. They aint as big as chicken fingers.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 13:16:36 GMT -6
The Travelodge is fine for me. I don't need anything fancy. At least I have my arms, which are always by my side. My legs always support me when I take a stand, and I know I can always count on my fingers. They aint as big as chicken fingers. There's a reason you're the lead act. Because you're weighing down the show.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 1, 2014 13:29:44 GMT -6
They aint as big as chicken fingers. There's a reason you're the lead act. Because you're weighing down the show. I tried to lose weight and went on a viagra and prune juice diet. I had to stop though cause I didnt know if I was comming or going.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 1, 2014 13:35:02 GMT -6
Chill out Vinny. Did you hear the one about the Atheist charity? This might be up your alley. It's a non-prophet organization. LIKE
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 13:35:33 GMT -6
There's a reason you're the lead act. Because you're weighing down the show. I tried to lose weight and went on a viagra and prune juice diet. I had to stop though cause I didnt know if I was comming or going. Maybe you'd lose weight if you ate smaller chicken fingers. I have a musician friend who's over weight too. He says he'll try losing weight once he works on his scales.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 1, 2014 13:36:28 GMT -6
BLOW YOUR BAD JOEKS OUT YOUR ASS, BILLY His Bad jokes are 1K times better than Gopher's, ice head's, and your incessant drivel drone. WORKING, FOLKS
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 1, 2014 13:43:31 GMT -6
I tried to lose weight and went on a viagra and prune juice diet. I had to stop though cause I didnt know if I was comming or going. Maybe you'd lose weight if you ate smaller chicken fingers. I have a musician friend who's over weight too. He says he'll try losing weight once he works on his scales. Your mom is so fat she measures her weight wif a Richter scale.
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