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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 1, 2014 13:46:49 GMT -6
Duff's so ghey he made scooter turn straight.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 1, 2014 13:48:37 GMT -6
Yo mama be so ugly when she uploaded a pic of herself to her PC it was rejected by the anti-virus software.
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Post by twinlaker on Jul 1, 2014 13:49:19 GMT -6
Jumping off a Paris bridge, makes you in Seine.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 1, 2014 13:51:50 GMT -6
Yeah? Well, your mom is so fat she sat on an iphone and turned it into an ipad. If Apple made a car would it have windows?
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Post by twinlaker on Jul 1, 2014 13:56:45 GMT -6
Khakis: what you need to start the car in Boston
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Post by twinlaker on Jul 1, 2014 13:58:16 GMT -6
Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder.
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Post by twinlaker on Jul 1, 2014 13:59:42 GMT -6
Twin is as corny as anybody in here! No one can prove otherwise! Wrong....Ice is surrounded by corn on all 4 sides... one of my sides is a lake.
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Post by dbcooper on Jul 1, 2014 14:02:19 GMT -6
Yeah? Well, your mom is so fat she sat on an iphone and turned it into an ipad. It's so depressing that Steve Jobs died...everyone at Apple is cryin their i's out. I think my iPhone is broken....I pushed the home button and I'm still at work.
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Post by twinlaker on Jul 1, 2014 14:11:22 GMT -6
Reading while sunbathing makes you, well, red.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 1, 2014 14:11:52 GMT -6
Yeah? Well your mother wears army boots, so there!
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 1, 2014 14:12:47 GMT -6
Yo mama so dumb she thinks soccer is a sport.
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Post by twinlaker on Jul 1, 2014 14:14:45 GMT -6
There was a person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 1, 2014 14:15:36 GMT -6
Yo mama so ugly she was an ISU homecoming queen.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 1, 2014 14:17:04 GMT -6
The queen is not a subject.
Oscar Wilde
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 1, 2014 14:17:58 GMT -6
I took vinta's mom to lunch once, and the waiter asked if I wanted a menu. I said no brah, a fucking estimate.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 1, 2014 14:33:59 GMT -6
Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder. After dinner with his wife, he dumped his girlfriend.
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Post by egadsto on Jul 1, 2014 15:15:47 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 2, 2014 8:18:31 GMT -6
Did you guys hear about the hipster barista who burnt his tongue? He dranj his coffee before it was cool.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 2, 2014 8:22:17 GMT -6
Two fish are in a tank. One fish looks at the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 2, 2014 9:20:43 GMT -6
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans.
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