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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Jul 2, 2014 9:31:46 GMT -6
So I'm on the shitter at work taking my sweet time when somebody walks in, grabs a stall, slams the lid down, drops a bunch of shit nuggets for 30 straight seconds, let's out a groan, wipes once, washes his hands and leaves all within a minute. My question is how the fuck could he have shat for 30 seconds straight (and it sounded juicy btw) yet only used one wipe to get clean?
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Post by egadsto on Jul 2, 2014 9:34:34 GMT -6
So I'm on the shitter at work taking my sweet time when somebody walks in, grabs a stall, slams the lid down, drops a bunch of shit nuggets for 30 straight seconds, let's out a groan, wipes once, washes his hands and leaves all within a minute. My question is how the fuck could he have shat for 30 seconds straight (and it sounded juicy btw) yet only used one wipe to get clean?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 2, 2014 9:49:47 GMT -6
LOLOL I call a one wipe shit "A perfect dismount", bince the shit went out clean.
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Post by egadsto on Jul 2, 2014 10:22:06 GMT -6
aannnnd he stuck the landing!
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 2, 2014 10:23:58 GMT -6
So I'm on the shitter at work taking my sweet time when somebody walks in, grabs a stall, slams the lid down, drops a bunch of shit nuggets for 30 straight seconds, let's out a groan, wipes once, washes his hands and leaves all within a minute. My question is how the fuck could he have shat for 30 seconds straight (and it sounded juicy btw) yet only used one wipe to get clean? My question is...why are you counting the wipes? Is it possible he got a bunch of paper, and wiped several times with the same coil? Also, you say they are shit nuggest (which I infer as small, hard poughs), then you say they sound juicy (seldom are juicy nuggets a thing). Plz elaborate. kthanx
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Post by Aborted Cyclone Fetus on Jul 2, 2014 11:06:45 GMT -6
So I'm on the shitter at work taking my sweet time when somebody walks in, grabs a stall, slams the lid down, drops a bunch of shit nuggets for 30 straight seconds, let's out a groan, wipes once, washes his hands and leaves all within a minute. My question is how the fuck could he have shat for 30 seconds straight (and it sounded juicy btw) yet only used one wipe to get clean? My question is...why are you counting the wipes? Is it possible he got a bunch of paper, and wiped several times with the same coil? Also, you say they are shit nuggest (which I infer as small, hard poughs), then you say they sound juicy (seldom are juicy nuggets a thing). Plz elaborate. kthanx The time between hearing the TP rip to the time the toilet automatically flushed was quite quick. Enough for one, maybe two wipes max. Also, due to my eating and drinking habits I can tell you with 100% certainty that juicy nuggets do exist.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jul 2, 2014 12:50:44 GMT -6
I have had one of those massive semi liquified shits, and honestly, it was a quick and vicious exit, which honestly from the moment I sat down, dropped it and wiped once to find the TP completely clean I was out of the stall in less than 30 seconds. It's like the perfection of shits when that happens.
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Post by egadsto on Jul 2, 2014 13:36:12 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 2, 2014 13:37:16 GMT -6
Whenever I has teh wet shitz, which is often, I need to unravel a fucking mummy to get clean.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Jul 2, 2014 13:47:43 GMT -6
Whenever I has teh wet shitz, which is often, I need to unravel a fucking mummy to get clean. MOAR PRESSURE!!!!
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