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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 7, 2014 15:48:34 GMT -6
Well, fuckers, just as an FYI I just ordered a new 7 wood and 9 wood. Yes. A 7 and 9 wood. Oh, but O'Keefe, how did you decide you wanted those? Well, it was bad, guys. Real bad. A few years back I took a mean spill in a drunken stupor at a monsoon game at Kinnick. Mah golf swing just ain't been right bince then, as I'm pretty sure I have a stress fracture in mah right foot. Didn't get it x-rayed, but mah doc told me that barring surgery, it ain't ever gonna get back to normal and surgery can fuck it up worse, so I figured fuck it.
So all mah clubs are hitting short and mah longer irons are just a disaster. Tried fucking around wif those hybrids and hated them. Now I know y'all are gonna pile on here, but Ma had this old set of Wilsons that she has long bince thrown away but she kept the 7 and 9 wood. We were at the range a few weeks ago and I figured, fuck it, I'm funna try that 7 wood and 9 wood. They hit great. I withstood ridicule from mah boys and played two rounds this past weekend and only hit mah 3 wood, 7 wood, 9 wood, 9 and 10 irons and putter. Now I ain't gonna lie, I still ain't good, but as I watched those fuckers each hack the fuck out of a couple of shots and shank their long irons, I had some great satisfaction that every shot wif that 7 or 9 was just cash fucking money. Decent distance, nice control, made me actually not fucking hate playing golf by the third hole.
Of course, I went to Golf Galaxy on Friday and asked to take some practice hacks wif a 9 wood and they were all liek "GTFO" so I had to buy them online. I just want to get this out there in case I ever run into Duff at the golf course - just get the questions out of the way now.
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Post by egadsto on Jul 7, 2014 16:03:19 GMT -6
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 7, 2014 16:07:55 GMT -6
I know exactly one guy that uses anything over a 5 wood and he not only is a horrible golfer but pretty annoying to be around as well.
Good luck with your new clubs brah.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 7, 2014 16:12:39 GMT -6
I know exactly one guy that uses anything over a 5 wood and he not only is a horrible golfer but pretty annoying to be around as well. Good luck with your new clubs brah. Well, that guy sounds just liek me, bruh. And I ain't your brah, bruh.
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Post by #70 on Jul 7, 2014 16:17:40 GMT -6
I only know one guy who doesn't hit a driver when playing golf. He's also a huge fagt.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 7, 2014 16:27:42 GMT -6
I only know one guy who doesn't hit a driver when playing golf. He's also a huge fagt. Who dat? Phil Mickelson when he's playing a links course? I've got one of those RBZ drivers. I can't hit it even remotely straight. Looks fine at the driving range, but then goes to shit on the course. Part of the problem, I suspect, is that the only god damned tee times we can get that work for everyone are at liek 5:50 AM and I'm still damn neared asleep and on Saturday I didn't even take a warm up swing before teeing off bince the starter already was lined up liek 9 fucking deep when I got there. I don't know any dudes around mah age in Chicago who don't have kids and can go out and hack the rock around at 3 or 4 in the afternoon. They all have to go to shit liek softball, soccer, dance recitals, hockey, etc. Fucking sucks.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 7, 2014 16:34:48 GMT -6
I haz to GIS 9 wood because I don't even know wut it looks like GIS "black on blonde" for moar info.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 7, 2014 17:25:02 GMT -6
Golf is stupid
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Post by #70 on Jul 7, 2014 17:30:06 GMT -6
I only know one guy who doesn't hit a driver when playing golf. He's also a huge fagt. Who dat? Phil Mickelson when he's playing a links course? I've got one of those RBZ drivers. I can't hit it even remotely straight. Looks fine at the driving range, but then goes to shit on the course. Part of the problem, I suspect, is that the only god damned tee times we can get that work for everyone are at liek 5:50 AM and I'm still damn neared asleep and on Saturday I didn't even take a warm up swing before teeing off bince the starter already was lined up liek 9 fucking deep when I got there. I don't know any dudes around mah age in Chicago who don't have kids and can go out and hack the rock around at 3 or 4 in the afternoon. They all have to go to shit liek softball, soccer, dance recitals, hockey, etc. Fucking sucks. Shorten your swing ya hacker
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Post by #70 on Jul 7, 2014 17:30:41 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 7, 2014 17:31:13 GMT -6
What worked? I'm just thinking.
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Post by #70 on Jul 7, 2014 17:32:07 GMT -6
What worked? I'm just thinking. And I'm just werking
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 7, 2014 17:32:54 GMT -6
What worked? I'm just thinking. And I'm just werking Uh, dis isn't how it works, scooter...
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Post by #70 on Jul 7, 2014 17:33:46 GMT -6
Uh, dis isn't how it works, scooter... It werks however I want it to werk.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 7, 2014 19:41:42 GMT -6
LOL U JUST ADMITTED YUR SCUTTER!
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Post by #70 on Jul 7, 2014 20:34:35 GMT -6
Scutter doesn't even golf.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 7, 2014 21:02:26 GMT -6
What worked? I'm just thinking. Thinking is trolling. Therefore worked. U mad?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 7, 2014 21:11:29 GMT -6
Listen here. Aint nofing wrong wif carrying a 7 and a 9 wood, well maybe the 9 wood is borderline but whateves. I know several PGA guys that carry a seven wood, and prior to hybrids (which I want to make love too I enjoy them so much) I carried bof 7 and 9 woods as part of my 14. In fact in scramble tournaments I still game the 7wd cause I hit it like most guys hit a 3wd. It's a big bertha "heaven wood" wif a half inch shaft extension. I carry about 235 yards wif it and it comes in super handy giving you another option reaching the par fives in two.
That said the real problem here is you are using asian wimins clubs and not old man clubs as you improperly stated. I get that you are short and prolly not very afletic but dude you are using bitch sticks. Bust out a benny and hit up ebay to buy some proper old man clubs and stop carrying asian woman clubs around.
Lastly I cant never remember a single good ginger golfer in all of history. Was Tom Watson a touch ginger? I dunno, but there has got to be a reason. Prolly the firey temper and the propensity to spill piss on their pants whilest on the course.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jul 7, 2014 21:12:06 GMT -6
LOL U JUST ADMITTED YUR SCUTTER! Wirkked.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 8, 2014 8:08:56 GMT -6
I'm thinking it worked.
^wrap your minds 'round that, brahs^
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 8, 2014 8:10:17 GMT -6
What worked? I'm just thinking. Thinking is trolling. Therefore worked. U mad? I thinking. Therefore I'm awesome .
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 8, 2014 19:57:10 GMT -6
You're a thoughtless person sometimes. Trololol lo lo lo lo lololololololers
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Post by #70 on Jul 8, 2014 20:05:58 GMT -6
200yd driver^^^
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 8, 2014 21:01:42 GMT -6
2" member^^^
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Post by busabus114 on Jul 8, 2014 21:02:15 GMT -6
Listen here. Aint nofing wrong wif carrying a 7 and a 9 wood, well maybe the 9 wood is borderline but whateves. I know several PGA guys that carry a seven wood, and prior to hybrids (which I want to make love too I enjoy them so much) I carried bof 7 and 9 woods as part of my 14. In fact in scramble tournaments I still game the 7wd cause I hit it like most guys hit a 3wd. It's a big bertha "heaven wood" wif a half inch shaft extension. I carry about 235 yards wif it and it comes in super handy giving you another option reaching the par fives in two. Epic humblebrag here....classic 235 yard CARRY with the big bertha heaven wood. How far do you hit your driver? 400 yards? I call bullshit My guess is you used it at hi point once and bounced it off the hard pan about 250 which translated into you saying 235 yard carry. Close?
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