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Post by The Resistance on Jul 8, 2014 21:20:09 GMT -6
The only useful purpose that 9 wood will ever serve is as a fucking cane, for a gimp who should get his foot fixed so he wouldn't be caught up in this predicament.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 8, 2014 22:13:40 GMT -6
Listen here. Aint nofing wrong wif carrying a 7 and a 9 wood, well maybe the 9 wood is borderline but whateves. I know several PGA guys that carry a seven wood, and prior to hybrids (which I want to make love too I enjoy them so much) I carried bof 7 and 9 woods as part of my 14. In fact in scramble tournaments I still game the 7wd cause I hit it like most guys hit a 3wd. It's a big bertha "heaven wood" wif a half inch shaft extension. I carry about 235 yards wif it and it comes in super handy giving you another option reaching the par fives in two. Epic humblebrag here....classic 235 yard CARRY with the big bertha heaven wood. How far do you hit your driver? 400 yards? I call bullshit My guess is you used it at hi point once and bounced it off the hard pan about 250 which translated into you saying 235 yard carry. Close? I forget - is hi point that glorified pasture on the outskirts of IC that they call a golf course? If so, that place is bullshit. The holes are pretty short and everything is so fucking wide that it doesn't matter if you shank it off the tee. Plus, IIRC one of the longest holes is about 40 feet downhill and you don't have to make up that decline elsewhere on the course.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 9, 2014 4:09:53 GMT -6
Listen here. Aint nofing wrong wif carrying a 7 and a 9 wood, well maybe the 9 wood is borderline but whateves. I know several PGA guys that carry a seven wood, and prior to hybrids (which I want to make love too I enjoy them so much) I carried bof 7 and 9 woods as part of my 14. In fact in scramble tournaments I still game the 7wd cause I hit it like most guys hit a 3wd. It's a big bertha "heaven wood" wif a half inch shaft extension. I carry about 235 yards wif it and it comes in super handy giving you another option reaching the par fives in two. Epic humblebrag here....classic 235 yard CARRY with the big bertha heaven wood. How far do you hit your driver? 400 yards? I call bullshit My guess is you used it at hi point once and bounced it off the hard pan about 250 which translated into you saying 235 yard carry. Close? Under normal circumstances my driver maxes around 260 wif nearly all of it carry.
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Post by #70 on Jul 9, 2014 7:05:25 GMT -6
Epic humblebrag here....classic 235 yard CARRY with the big bertha heaven wood. How far do you hit your driver? 400 yards? I call bullshit My guess is you used it at hi point once and bounced it off the hard pan about 250 which translated into you saying 235 yard carry. Close? Under normal circumstances my driver maxes around 260 wif nearly all of it carry. 25 yard distance between a 9 wood and a driver? Dafuq? Do you have a club that goes 150 without having to take a half swing?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 9, 2014 7:56:40 GMT -6
Under normal circumstances my driver maxes around 260 wif nearly all of it carry. 25 yard distance between a 9 wood and a driver? Dafuq? Do you have a club that goes 150 without having to take a half swing? Seven wood bruh, wif a 43.5 inch shaft. 9wd wuz a 190 yd club.
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Post by #70 on Jul 9, 2014 8:02:01 GMT -6
25 yard distance between a 9 wood and a driver? Dafuq? Do you have a club that goes 150 without having to take a half swing? Seven wood bruh, wif a 43.5 inch shaft. 9wd wuz a 190 yd club. Even so, that's crazy.
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Post by The Resistance on Jul 9, 2014 8:12:42 GMT -6
Geez Duff for a hacker you seem pretty hi-tec on the equipment.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 9, 2014 8:19:31 GMT -6
Seven wood bruh, wif a 43.5 inch shaft. 9wd wuz a 190 yd club. Even so, that's crazy. Not really. I dumped the club cause it wasn't nearly as consistent or useful as my 23 degree hybrid, but man did I crush it when I squared it up. I fink a lot of it was the shaft which in addition to being 1 to 1.5 inches longer than most 3 woods was also a little softer than wut I swing now. I just loaded that thing well for some reason and when I managed to square it it get a high penetrating flight wif no ballooning at all.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 9, 2014 8:20:39 GMT -6
Geez Duff for a hacker you seem pretty hi-tec on the equipment. Meh I like that shit, and I'm a solid step up from a hacker. It's infrequent that I'm not the best player on the course at my local muni.
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Post by #70 on Jul 9, 2014 8:26:38 GMT -6
Geez Duff for a hacker you seem pretty hi-tec on the equipment. Meh I like that shit, and I'm a solid step up from a hacker. It's infrequent that I'm not the best player on the course at my local muni. Aren't you around an 8? Or lower?
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 9, 2014 8:31:13 GMT -6
I'm trending closer to ten right now. Last summer I played a ton and got down to 7 and change.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jul 9, 2014 9:32:54 GMT -6
Well, fuckers, just as an FYI I just ordered a new 7 wood and 9 wood. Yes. A 7 and 9 wood. Oh, but O'Keefe, how did you decide you wanted those? Well, it was bad, guys. Real bad. A few years back I took a mean spill in a drunken stupor at a monsoon game at Kinnick. Mah golf swing just ain't been right bince then, as I'm pretty sure I have a stress fracture in mah right foot. Didn't get it x-rayed, but mah doc told me that barring surgery, it ain't ever gonna get back to normal and surgery can fuck it up worse, so I figured fuck it. So all mah clubs are hitting short and mah longer irons are just a disaster. Tried fucking around wif those hybrids and hated them. Now I know y'all are gonna pile on here, but Ma had this old set of Wilsons that she has long bince thrown away but she kept the 7 and 9 wood. We were at the range a few weeks ago and I figured, fuck it, I'm funna try that 7 wood and 9 wood. They hit great. I withstood ridicule from mah boys and played two rounds this past weekend and only hit mah 3 wood, 7 wood, 9 wood, 9 and 10 irons and putter. Now I ain't gonna lie, I still ain't good, but as I watched those fuckers each hack the fuck out of a couple of shots and shank their long irons, I had some great satisfaction that every shot wif that 7 or 9 was just cash fucking money. Decent distance, nice control, made me actually not fucking hate playing golf by the third hole. Of course, I went to Golf Galaxy on Friday and asked to take some practice hacks wif a 9 wood and they were all liek "GTFO" so I had to buy them online. I just want to get this out there in case I ever run into Duff at the golf course - just get the questions out of the way now. I've got this 25 year old metal Taylor Made fairway wood, loft must be equivalent to a 7 or 8, and I can hit that sumbitch liek nobody's business. I've holed in from 200 yards with that fucker. I never hit a 3-5 iron. Not with that old Taylor Made sitting there staring at me. Tell the haters to suck your dick as you approach your ball on the green and they hack around in the rough.
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jul 9, 2014 9:51:37 GMT -6
Well, fuckers, just as an FYI I just ordered a new 7 wood and 9 wood. Yes. A 7 and 9 wood. Oh, but O'Keefe, how did you decide you wanted those? Well, it was bad, guys. Real bad. A few years back I took a mean spill in a drunken stupor at a monsoon game at Kinnick. Mah golf swing just ain't been right bince then, as I'm pretty sure I have a stress fracture in mah right foot. Didn't get it x-rayed, but mah doc told me that barring surgery, it ain't ever gonna get back to normal and surgery can fuck it up worse, so I figured fuck it. So all mah clubs are hitting short and mah longer irons are just a disaster. Tried fucking around wif those hybrids and hated them. Now I know y'all are gonna pile on here, but Ma had this old set of Wilsons that she has long bince thrown away but she kept the 7 and 9 wood. We were at the range a few weeks ago and I figured, fuck it, I'm funna try that 7 wood and 9 wood. They hit great. I withstood ridicule from mah boys and played two rounds this past weekend and only hit mah 3 wood, 7 wood, 9 wood, 9 and 10 irons and putter. Now I ain't gonna lie, I still ain't good, but as I watched those fuckers each hack the fuck out of a couple of shots and shank their long irons, I had some great satisfaction that every shot wif that 7 or 9 was just cash fucking money. Decent distance, nice control, made me actually not fucking hate playing golf by the third hole. Of course, I went to Golf Galaxy on Friday and asked to take some practice hacks wif a 9 wood and they were all liek "GTFO" so I had to buy them online. I just want to get this out there in case I ever run into Duff at the golf course - just get the questions out of the way now. I've got this 25 year old metal Taylor Made fairway wood, loft must be equivalent to a 7 or 8, and I can hit that sumbitch liek nobody's business. I've holed in from 200 yards with that fucker. I never hit a 3-5 iron. Not with that old Taylor Made sitting there staring at me. Tell the haters to suck your dick as you approach your ball on the green and they hack around in the rough. Yeah but have you ever kilt anyone wif it?
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Post by thunderhawk on Jul 9, 2014 9:54:32 GMT -6
I've got this 25 year old metal Taylor Made fairway wood, loft must be equivalent to a 7 or 8, and I can hit that sumbitch liek nobody's business. I've holed in from 200 yards with that fucker. I never hit a 3-5 iron. Not with that old Taylor Made sitting there staring at me. Tell the haters to suck your dick as you approach your ball on the green and they hack around in the rough. Yeah but have you ever kilt anyone wif it? Not that I'm aware of...
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Post by #70 on Jul 9, 2014 9:58:35 GMT -6
Well, fuckers, just as an FYI I just ordered a new 7 wood and 9 wood. Yes. A 7 and 9 wood. Oh, but O'Keefe, how did you decide you wanted those? Well, it was bad, guys. Real bad. A few years back I took a mean spill in a drunken stupor at a monsoon game at Kinnick. Mah golf swing just ain't been right bince then, as I'm pretty sure I have a stress fracture in mah right foot. Didn't get it x-rayed, but mah doc told me that barring surgery, it ain't ever gonna get back to normal and surgery can fuck it up worse, so I figured fuck it. So all mah clubs are hitting short and mah longer irons are just a disaster. Tried fucking around wif those hybrids and hated them. Now I know y'all are gonna pile on here, but Ma had this old set of Wilsons that she has long bince thrown away but she kept the 7 and 9 wood. We were at the range a few weeks ago and I figured, fuck it, I'm funna try that 7 wood and 9 wood. They hit great. I withstood ridicule from mah boys and played two rounds this past weekend and only hit mah 3 wood, 7 wood, 9 wood, 9 and 10 irons and putter. Now I ain't gonna lie, I still ain't good, but as I watched those fuckers each hack the fuck out of a couple of shots and shank their long irons, I had some great satisfaction that every shot wif that 7 or 9 was just cash fucking money. Decent distance, nice control, made me actually not fucking hate playing golf by the third hole. Of course, I went to Golf Galaxy on Friday and asked to take some practice hacks wif a 9 wood and they were all liek "GTFO" so I had to buy them online. I just want to get this out there in case I ever run into Duff at the golf course - just get the questions out of the way now. I've got this 25 year old metal Taylor Made fairway wood, loft must be equivalent to a 7 or 8, and I can hit that sumbitch liek nobody's business. I've holed in from 200 yards with that fucker. I never hit a 3-5 iron. Not with that old Taylor Made sitting there staring at me. Tell the haters to suck your dick as you approach your ball on the green and they hack around in the rough. Yeah, as oqueef putts in for a 6 cuz he can't hit a driver off the tee. I'm real scurred.
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Post by The Resistance on Jul 9, 2014 10:03:43 GMT -6
How many times you thrown that fairway metal to get the loft down to a 7. Heaven woods are great clubs but in Iowa it blows like a SOB in the spring and fall and it's dam tough to score if you can't control trajectory with out the use of at least a 4 iron. Also most of the courses in Iowa aren't like Chuck's yard, we have a lot of tree's. How do you fellas punch out with out the use of a long iron, unless you have a Rodney Dangerfield bag and about 20 weapons.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 9, 2014 10:03:48 GMT -6
I've got this 25 year old metal Taylor Made fairway wood, loft must be equivalent to a 7 or 8, and I can hit that sumbitch liek nobody's business. I've holed in from 200 yards with that fucker. I never hit a 3-5 iron. Not with that old Taylor Made sitting there staring at me. Tell the haters to suck your dick as you approach your ball on the green and they hack around in the rough. Yeah, as oqueef putts in for a 6 cuz he can't hit a driver off the tee. I'm real scurred. If I'm getting a 6 it's prolly on a hole where a driver would be inappropriate.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 9, 2014 11:07:09 GMT -6
So glad so many awesome golfers hang here.
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Post by #70 on Jul 9, 2014 11:18:18 GMT -6
Me too. But I'm glad you and scooter are here too.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jul 9, 2014 12:41:03 GMT -6
And that, folks, is how it WORKS.............4.
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Post by #70 on Jul 9, 2014 15:55:48 GMT -6
^^just like scutts in so many ways........8
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